If it’s worth 2-points when your foot is on it, that would suggest it’s actually a 2-point line.

Only points outside the 2-point line are worth 3-points.

Be careful with words, my friends. Sometimes they betray us #nba

@sheaserrano.bsky.social you rule Shea

How can I bring the ‘man holding a baby’ aura with me throughout my whole professional career?

I tell ya what, people treat you really lovely when you’re carrying a baby. The contrast is astounding when I drop her back in the hotel and then head back out into the street.
Sweet harmless dad — scary bearded man.

Still making this very fun improvised cartoon. This episode might be my favourite ever. I probably should do more on Bluesky than just promo this, so that people see this.

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Every sports podcast ad: “we are more than just sports… we talk about other stuff coz we’re interesting”
Clip they use: “dude that heart react you sent me was TOO pink!”

Tried to Shazam a song that was playing from my phone. 🤷 #whoopsie

Check out the latest episode of my Improv Comedy Cartoon — SPONTOON.

Connecting with a dad can be hard sometimes: youtu.be/Ahn0DLHyNLQ?...

#animationsky #cartoon #comedy

Love watching a movie I auditioned for and it being abundantly clear why I didn’t get it.

Can someone I know in journalism tell me, are the voice actors on true crime podcasts who are reading interview excerpts etc, directed to speak emotionlessly and with little to no pauses where there likely would have been?

My personal sadness about the downfall of x is that I had the @broni handle. I will mourn this.

I need to figure out a new morning routine before my daughter starts to have memories. Right now she’s watching me poop daily… it can’t go on like this.

steph on klay doing the shimmy: "he knows better than that"