Boris Khaykin
@theborisk.bsky.social
Comic, omelette flipper, down low Ukrainian immigrant
Trump playing YMCA at his rallies gonna hit different now
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Trump playing YMCA at his rallies gonna hit different now
That’s why democrats didnt wanna release the Epstein files, cuz it proves Trump is a queer icon
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That’s why democrats didnt wanna release the Epstein files, cuz it proves Trump is a queer icon
“I could fuck a kid in the middle of 5th avenue, and I still wouldnt lose any voters!”
July 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“I could fuck a kid in the middle of 5th avenue, and I still wouldnt lose any voters!”
Not hot enough. Hotter. We deserve to be punished.
June 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Not hot enough. Hotter. We deserve to be punished.
The markets are loving these protests!
June 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The markets are loving these protests!
My mom is turning 69 on 4/20 in case any teens wanna wish her happy birthday and giggle a bunch
April 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My mom is turning 69 on 4/20 in case any teens wanna wish her happy birthday and giggle a bunch
I swear men will literally give a 25hr speech on the senate floor instead of going to therapy
April 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I swear men will literally give a 25hr speech on the senate floor instead of going to therapy
Kid at my daughter’s daycare had a Pink Floyd shirt on. I asked him to name 3 albums… nothin!
February 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Kid at my daughter’s daycare had a Pink Floyd shirt on. I asked him to name 3 albums… nothin!
Today marks one month for me without alcohol and weed, and I gotta say it’s going extremely poorly in terms of global peace and stability
October 9, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Today marks one month for me without alcohol and weed, and I gotta say it’s going extremely poorly in terms of global peace and stability
I hope we find a planet out in distant space that has alien life soon, I would love to watch news about their wars!
October 8, 2023 at 2:43 PM
I hope we find a planet out in distant space that has alien life soon, I would love to watch news about their wars!
“And we’re gonna make Tesla pay for it!”
Biden approves new section of border wall as Mexico crossings rise
The White House says it has no choice but to use funds already appropriated for a border barrier.
www.bbc.com
October 5, 2023 at 7:22 PM
“And we’re gonna make Tesla pay for it!”
Dianne Feinstein’s doctor has cleared her to continue working in the Senate
September 29, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Dianne Feinstein’s doctor has cleared her to continue working in the Senate
Wow Halloween decorations already?! they haven’t even taken down the 9/11 memorial yet
September 25, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Wow Halloween decorations already?! they haven’t even taken down the 9/11 memorial yet
Thank God it wasn’t the jewish senator who got caught with gold bars
September 23, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Thank God it wasn’t the jewish senator who got caught with gold bars
Capitalism is when you get to live off your rich dad, socialism is when we ALL get to live off your rich dad
September 20, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Capitalism is when you get to live off your rich dad, socialism is when we ALL get to live off your rich dad