Heil, friend.

#ElonMuskIsANazi

A (fairly significant) personal announcement

Fuck it, let's get Christmassy. 🎄🎅🏼👧🏼👦🏼

Morning.

BREAKING: Netflix to offer Jake Paul $50m to fight 84 year old British national treasure, Sir David Jason.

Personally think @spursofficial.bsky.social should've incorporated some form of purple and gold logos to really boil some piss. 🟣🟡

Nice to see Charlie and Harry Kane getting on so well.

Or maybe this picture I literally made on Microsoft Paint that was stolen by massive accounts 😂

Nothing. Maybe this tweet?

Size of this bastard! 🍓

What I say to the checkout staff at Bunnings when I'm all done...

My friend's mum's cleaner used to clean for Daniel Levy's secretary's nan. They have it on good authority that Ange has lost the dressing room and at full time after Ipswich he stormed into the dressing room stark, bollock naked, offering everyone a wrestle.

Not looking good. 😔

Hey look, it's your Tottenham Hotspur lineup against the Tractor Boyz!

How we lining up then, #COYS family?

Vicario;
Porro, Romero, Dragusin, Udogie;
Kulusevski, Bentancur, Maddison;
Johnson, Solanke, Son.

Just doing this now. #BlueSky