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The Bureau of Multiversal Administration
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J. Swartz, Author—Fantasy satire. Bureaucracy, entropy, and one stabilizer with a badge and sarcasm.

Book 1: Technically Compliant

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Welcome to the Bureau of Multiversal Administration.
Narrative collapse is up 73%, someone weaponized cabbage again, and we’re technically compliant.
Follow for bureaucracy, satire, and field reports from the metaphysical trenches.
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The Bureau of Multiversal Administration | J. Swartz | Substack
Welcome to the Bureau. Please check your reality at the door. This is where I post updates, worldbuilding glimpses, quote cards, reflections on writing and storytelling, and the occasional narrative ...
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Hi all! I apologize for not posting any updates lately. Things have been a bit busy lately. I assure you, though, that I haven't abandoned or forgotten about the series!
September 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Writing really has become a journey of self-discovery. It's completely changed the way I view events and absorb media.
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
These late nights spent writing, I'll admit, sometimes feel like a lot. I'm basically scrapping my earlier drafts and refining my concept further, but I'm trying to do so without losing the humor and heart of what I'm trying to create. I have more pages of notes than narrative.

#writersfatigue
July 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’m not just writing speculative fiction.

I'm building a world that reflects ours—satirizing cruelty, spotlighting resistance, and showing how hope, humor, and stubborn empathy can reshape even the most broken systems.

Stories matter. So does how we tell them.
#amwriting #technicallycompliant
July 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
New Lore Drop just... uh... dropped?

Topic: Metaphysical Bureaucracy, Zone Classification, & Why Control is Mostly Paperwork Stapled to Denial

If you’ve ever wanted a field manual for multiversal stability… it’s here:

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#worldbuilding
Lore Drop #1— What Holds the Multiverse Together (And What Doesn’t)
“The multiverse doesn’t run on logic. It runs on paperwork, myth, and sheer narrative stubbornness. Usually in that order.” — from Introduction to Zone Governance, Third Edition (Redacted)
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July 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Some days it's hard to believe the system isn’t designed to collapse—just slowly enough to profit from the fall.

Writing satire helps. Not because it fixes anything, but because it lets me map the absurdity onto something I can name, poke at, unravel.

#FictionAsResistance #WeWriteToEndure
July 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Welcome to the Bureau.

Where metaphysics meets forms in triplicate.
July 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Every time I make a new character I think,
"This one will be normal. Just a regular person."
Next thing I know they’re unionizing ghosts or arguing with a toaster about labor rights.
It’s fine. Business as usual

#BureauLogs #WritersLife #CharacterCreation
July 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Avery Finch was awake.
That, in itself, wasn’t unusual.
But waking up in a metaphysical onboarding chamber? That’s new.

Excerpt from Technically Compliant — now live on Substack.

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🌀 Welcome to the Bureau
Chapter 1 Preview: Hope Molecules
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July 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Welcome to the Bureau of Multiversal Administration.
Narrative collapse is up 73%, someone weaponized cabbage again, and we’re technically compliant.
Follow for bureaucracy, satire, and field reports from the metaphysical trenches.
🌀 thebmaseries.substack.com
The Bureau of Multiversal Administration | J. Swartz | Substack
Welcome to the Bureau. Please check your reality at the door. This is where I post updates, worldbuilding glimpses, quote cards, reflections on writing and storytelling, and the occasional narrative ...
thebmaseries.substack.com
July 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM