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astronauts don’t even go to the moon anymore
why did the app icon turn into a britney spears album cover
December 24, 2023 at 4:17 PM
nothing would be funnier than musk getting his ass beat by zuckerberg and then seeing nothing but memes about it on his site for a week
July 12, 2023 at 5:40 PM
i shower every evening and the most indulgent thing i do is shower every morning fresh out of bed too
July 11, 2023 at 1:35 AM
where the hoes at?

(sincere inquiry)
July 5, 2023 at 3:08 PM
i always feel like i should have taken one more day off than i did
July 5, 2023 at 11:59 AM
worked out for an hour with my earbuds in and didn’t listen to anything but the noise canceling
July 4, 2023 at 11:32 AM
i been obsessed with these item restoration videos on youtube where the restorer is absolutely awful at their craft
July 4, 2023 at 4:09 AM
had some really good lasagna a month ago and haven't stopped thinking about it since. it was catering so if i had to buy a party size tray that'd be okay.
July 3, 2023 at 10:35 PM
when will microsoft teams let me leave vague, passive aggressive away messages
July 3, 2023 at 4:03 PM
i’m at that stage of my life where i want a vaguely obnoxious but good natured vanity plate
July 2, 2023 at 11:53 PM
i know the phase is “exorcise your demons” but exercising mine works pretty well for me
July 2, 2023 at 8:58 PM