Crunch55
@thebluecolonel.bsky.social
Happily Retired. Amateur Author.
Back in three days?😎
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Back in three days?😎
I got a new keyboard to make posting easier.😎
August 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I got a new keyboard to make posting easier.😎
Lastest White House renovation plans.😎
August 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lastest White House renovation plans.😎
No matter who you are, when you’re trapped in a car with Trump, you’re gonna want out.😎
August 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
No matter who you are, when you’re trapped in a car with Trump, you’re gonna want out.😎
“Hey boss, now that the Oval Office renovation is complete let’s invade D.C.”
August 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Hey boss, now that the Oval Office renovation is complete let’s invade D.C.”
I just realized there's a decent chance we all died from COVID back in 2020 and this is hell.😎
August 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I just realized there's a decent chance we all died from COVID back in 2020 and this is hell.😎
***Breaking News ***
White House releases Epstein client list.😎
White House releases Epstein client list.😎
July 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
***Breaking News ***
White House releases Epstein client list.😎
White House releases Epstein client list.😎
I miss having a president we could trust alone with a little girl or the Constitution.😎
July 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I miss having a president we could trust alone with a little girl or the Constitution.😎
I don’t know how he’s done it, but Trump has installed more gold ornamentation in the oval office than there was in Liberace's bathroom.😎
July 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I don’t know how he’s done it, but Trump has installed more gold ornamentation in the oval office than there was in Liberace's bathroom.😎
***Breaking News*** Los Angeles: ICE deploys Jewish space lasers.😎
June 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
***Breaking News*** Los Angeles: ICE deploys Jewish space lasers.😎
Careful Elon. You know too much. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.😎
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Careful Elon. You know too much. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.😎
Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Keep moving. 😎
May 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Keep moving. 😎
Starving South African refugees arrive in USA. Thank heaven President Trump granted them asylum. Not. 👎💩
May 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Starving South African refugees arrive in USA. Thank heaven President Trump granted them asylum. Not. 👎💩
My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.😎
May 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.😎
Yesterday a 69 year old man known as Robert his entire life walked out on a balcony and self identified as Leo. The entire world now calls him Leo without question. See how easy it is to accept and respect what an individual identifies as. Oh, and he was wearing a dress.😎
May 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yesterday a 69 year old man known as Robert his entire life walked out on a balcony and self identified as Leo. The entire world now calls him Leo without question. See how easy it is to accept and respect what an individual identifies as. Oh, and he was wearing a dress.😎
Chicago Pope. Wasn’t that a TV series?😎
May 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Chicago Pope. Wasn’t that a TV series?😎
White House releases concept for modernized Alcatraz.😎
May 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
White House releases concept for modernized Alcatraz.😎
The first 100 days😎
April 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The first 100 days😎
The man is a champion. 😎
April 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The man is a champion. 😎
A picture’s worth a thousand words.😎
April 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
A picture’s worth a thousand words.😎
She’s a Macho Man.😎
April 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
She’s a Macho Man.😎