I'm very confused. Is he trying to take Greenland? Iceland? Thailand? Tie Rack? Sock Shop?

Typical. When you've got a nuclear bunker you don't need it. But when you need it, you actually bloody need it, it falls off a cliff

As I get older one of my fondest memories is my three year old child asking me "Why did you call that spider 'Jesus'?"

Fellow hikers, a good way to signal to your partner that you're in the mood for romance is to *sensually* unzip one leg of your convertible trousers.