thebishopgame
@thebishopgame.bsky.social
Touring FOH (Animals as Leaders, BTBAM, Bear McCreary), Mix/Master Engineer (Omega Strikers, Tournament Arc, Mestis) Line 6 Helix firmware dev, VGM musician, shitposter. He/him.
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thebishopgame
@thebishopgame.bsky.social
· Jul 14
Am I a super fast, technical guitar player with deep music theory knowledge and musicality? No.
But can I play with soul, feeling, and creativity? Also no.
But can I play with soul, feeling, and creativity? Also no.
Unsubscribing isn't enough, I need whoever is responsible to feel physical pain for daring to email me this bullshit.
February 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Unsubscribing isn't enough, I need whoever is responsible to feel physical pain for daring to email me this bullshit.
My Brain after 5 hrs of sleep: Let's GO. I'm READY. We'll kick ASS for like an HOUR and then crash HARD. Get u- no? Ok, cool cool cool, let's just review all your anxieties then.
After 8 hrs: I'm am fully charged to function well for the entire day but if you so much as look in the direction of get
After 8 hrs: I'm am fully charged to function well for the entire day but if you so much as look in the direction of get
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 PM
My Brain after 5 hrs of sleep: Let's GO. I'm READY. We'll kick ASS for like an HOUR and then crash HARD. Get u- no? Ok, cool cool cool, let's just review all your anxieties then.
After 8 hrs: I'm am fully charged to function well for the entire day but if you so much as look in the direction of get
After 8 hrs: I'm am fully charged to function well for the entire day but if you so much as look in the direction of get
I imagine that sticking your freezing cold hands against your very warm belly skin is exactly what cauterizing a wound feels like. I am right about this and nothing, including actual experience, can convince me otherwise.
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I imagine that sticking your freezing cold hands against your very warm belly skin is exactly what cauterizing a wound feels like. I am right about this and nothing, including actual experience, can convince me otherwise.
I know this is supposed to be "Purge Puppets" but every time I see it I first read it as "Purge Puppies"
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I know this is supposed to be "Purge Puppets" but every time I see it I first read it as "Purge Puppies"
Don't shovel your driveway. I am being punished for my hubris against the gods, for thinking to outwit their designs for the weather with pathetic human ingenuity. The aching in my back is clearly no ordinary muscle soreness or agitation but divine retribution. Heed me mortals, escape my sorry fate.
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Don't shovel your driveway. I am being punished for my hubris against the gods, for thinking to outwit their designs for the weather with pathetic human ingenuity. The aching in my back is clearly no ordinary muscle soreness or agitation but divine retribution. Heed me mortals, escape my sorry fate.
I miss when logging on in the morning and seeing a video of someone being murdered by sanctioned agents of the state wasn't a regular occurrence.
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I miss when logging on in the morning and seeing a video of someone being murdered by sanctioned agents of the state wasn't a regular occurrence.
Helix Stadium FW 1.2.1 is live with tons of bug fixes. line6.com/support/page/kb/eff...
Helix Stadium 1.2.1 Release Notes
Helix Stadium 1.2.1 (released January 20, 2026) includes important bug fixes and stability improvements and is strongly recommended for all Helix Stadium users. IMPORTANT! Please read Bug Fixes in 1.2/1.2.1 below! Helix Stadium 1.2 (released December 17, 2025) includes 7 new Agoura amp channels f...
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January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Helix Stadium FW 1.2.1 is live with tons of bug fixes. line6.com/support/page/kb/eff...
Oh, I commit an unspeakable atrocity and suddenly I'M the bad guy?
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Oh, I commit an unspeakable atrocity and suddenly I'M the bad guy?
Merry Christmas to meeeeeeee
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Merry Christmas to meeeeeeee
Hit the fucking jackpot on Marketplace today
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Hit the fucking jackpot on Marketplace today
Stuck in a contest where multiple jealous, vengeful deities are vying for my faith. The only winning move is not to pray.
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Stuck in a contest where multiple jealous, vengeful deities are vying for my faith. The only winning move is not to pray.
Brb, hacking the Pro Tools export dialog to add "on it" to "Bouncing"
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Brb, hacking the Pro Tools export dialog to add "on it" to "Bouncing"
You know what? Fuck you. *unMESAs your Boogie*
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You know what? Fuck you. *unMESAs your Boogie*
Helix Stadium XL Firmware 1.2 is now live! line6.com/support/page/kb/eff...
Helix Stadium 1.2 Release Notes
Helix Stadium 1.2 (released December 17, 2025) includes 7 new Agoura amp channels from 3 new amps, the new Showcase playback and automation engine, and numerous improvements and bug fixes and is strongly recommended for all Helix Stadium users. IMPORTANT! Make sure you also download and install t...
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December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Helix Stadium XL Firmware 1.2 is now live! line6.com/support/page/kb/eff...
Super sick how TSA decided to not just open up and take out my rack, but go so far as to unscrew one of the modules, pull it out, and then just shove it back in, managing to lose one of the screws and clip-nuts, and break another clip-nut in the process. Thanks guys, great work.
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Super sick how TSA decided to not just open up and take out my rack, but go so far as to unscrew one of the modules, pull it out, and then just shove it back in, managing to lose one of the screws and clip-nuts, and break another clip-nut in the process. Thanks guys, great work.
Lol. Of course. And this is the Trump captured and controlled CDC no less.
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Lol. Of course. And this is the Trump captured and controlled CDC no less.
Really wish I could ship out for a gig without spending the preceding 24 hours in a prolonged internal scream.
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Really wish I could ship out for a gig without spending the preceding 24 hours in a prolonged internal scream.
TGA discourse making me really glad that I've stuck by my take that large industry award shows are dumb and that caring about who wins is a losing proposition.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
TGA discourse making me really glad that I've stuck by my take that large industry award shows are dumb and that caring about who wins is a losing proposition.
Ugh, alright, fine, I'll try Divinity: Original Sin 2 again and try to actually finish it this time.
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ugh, alright, fine, I'll try Divinity: Original Sin 2 again and try to actually finish it this time.
Who ever could have foreseen this
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who ever could have foreseen this
Good news - Sweetwater responded really quickly and replaced the mixer I had just bought that arrived with a faulty enocder!
Bad news - my master bus comp just ate shit two days before the festival I'm prepping for hahaha fuck my life.
Bad news - my master bus comp just ate shit two days before the festival I'm prepping for hahaha fuck my life.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Good news - Sweetwater responded really quickly and replaced the mixer I had just bought that arrived with a faulty enocder!
Bad news - my master bus comp just ate shit two days before the festival I'm prepping for hahaha fuck my life.
Bad news - my master bus comp just ate shit two days before the festival I'm prepping for hahaha fuck my life.
Dammit I already got knocked out of Whammagedon
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dammit I already got knocked out of Whammagedon
I can't believe you fuckers managed to make me root FOR the Netflix/WB merger.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I can't believe you fuckers managed to make me root FOR the Netflix/WB merger.
Liquid Glass more like Liquid Ass amirite
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Liquid Glass more like Liquid Ass amirite
Just finished ep 8 of Dispatch and I have to say it's really pretty rude of the game to be "over" and "not have more to play". Not sure what the devs were thinking.
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just finished ep 8 of Dispatch and I have to say it's really pretty rude of the game to be "over" and "not have more to play". Not sure what the devs were thinking.