Pietro Maximoff
@thebestmaximoff.bsky.social
ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀsᴛᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ, ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴡᴇʟᴠᴇ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴀ , ʙᴜᴛ sʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛs ᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴀʏ. | 21+ | #MV | #MS | PARODY | #ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя
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"ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴡᴇʟᴠᴇ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ."
- ᴅᴀʀᴋ/ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs
- ᴀᴜ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ
- ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇsᴄ
- ᴍᴠ/ᴍs
- ʙɪ (ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
- ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ
#ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя
- ᴅᴀʀᴋ/ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs
- ᴀᴜ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ
- ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇsᴄ
- ᴍᴠ/ᴍs
- ʙɪ (ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
- ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ
#ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя
Celebrate their actual father.
Just not the sperm donor.
Just not the sperm donor.
Aahh yes. The inevitable day of celebrating our father.
He’s going getting drunk for Father’s Day.
June 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Celebrate their actual father.
Just not the sperm donor.
Just not the sperm donor.
He’s going getting drunk for Father’s Day.
June 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He’s going getting drunk for Father’s Day.
// a baby!
May 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
// a baby!
Same shit. Different days.
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May 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Same shit. Different days.
Reposted by Pietro Maximoff
I am no longer the Winter Soldier.
I am James 'Bucky' Barnes,
and you're part of my efforts
to make amends.
- ᴅᴀʀᴋ/ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs
- ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇsᴄ
- ᴍᴠ/ᴍs
- ʙɪ (ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
- ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ
#ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя
I am James 'Bucky' Barnes,
and you're part of my efforts
to make amends.
- ᴅᴀʀᴋ/ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs
- ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇsᴄ
- ᴍᴠ/ᴍs
- ʙɪ (ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
- ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ
#ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя
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May 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am no longer the Winter Soldier.
I am James 'Bucky' Barnes,
and you're part of my efforts
to make amends.
- ᴅᴀʀᴋ/ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs
- ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇsᴄ
- ᴍᴠ/ᴍs
- ʙɪ (ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
- ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ
#ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя
I am James 'Bucky' Barnes,
and you're part of my efforts
to make amends.
- ᴅᴀʀᴋ/ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs
- ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇsᴄ
- ᴍᴠ/ᴍs
- ʙɪ (ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
- ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ
#ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя
A long stare before he sighs and just turns the bag of snacks towards her. He was used to sharing everything.
“Alright.”
“Alright.”
“ the ones you have look interesting. ”
the blonde nodded. lips curling into a small smile.
the blonde nodded. lips curling into a small smile.
“The cupboard is full of snacks. Or is it because I have some?”
Moves his finger away and raises an eyebrow.
Moves his finger away and raises an eyebrow.
May 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A long stare before he sighs and just turns the bag of snacks towards her. He was used to sharing everything.
“Alright.”
“Alright.”
“The cupboard is full of snacks. Or is it because I have some?”
Moves his finger away and raises an eyebrow.
Moves his finger away and raises an eyebrow.
“ i saw you had snacks. ”
blinking as her head was pushed back.
blinking as her head was pushed back.
Placing a finger on her forehead to push her back slightly.
“Why is your face so close to mine?”
“Why is your face so close to mine?”
May 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“The cupboard is full of snacks. Or is it because I have some?”
Moves his finger away and raises an eyebrow.
Moves his finger away and raises an eyebrow.
Placing a finger on her forehead to push her back slightly.
“Why is your face so close to mine?”
“Why is your face so close to mine?”
blinking back.
“ hello. ”
“ hello. ”
Rapid blinking.
“Hello?”
“Hello?”
May 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Placing a finger on her forehead to push her back slightly.
“Why is your face so close to mine?”
“Why is your face so close to mine?”
Rapid blinking.
“Hello?”
“Hello?”
May 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Rapid blinking.
“Hello?”
“Hello?”
No thoughts, all vibes.
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May 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
No thoughts, all vibes.
There was a solid grin on his lips as he went willingly, albeit dragged, with her. It always amused him when she’d drag him.
“Yes, such a good little bean. No trouble whatsoever.”
He’s chuckling, a slight shake of his head in response.
“Yes, such a good little bean. No trouble whatsoever.”
He’s chuckling, a slight shake of his head in response.
A scoff left the blonde as she practically dragged him towards her bike.
❝ only if they catch me, besides I’m a good little bean. I would never get in trouble—! ❞
She burst into laughter at that lie but pulled her key out of her jacket pocket.
❝ only if they catch me, besides I’m a good little bean. I would never get in trouble—! ❞
She burst into laughter at that lie but pulled her key out of her jacket pocket.
There was excitement bubbling up inside him at the thought of getting out, of going to do /something/ that wasn’t just rearranging his apartment.
“You’re going to get in trouble for this, ya know.”
“You’re going to get in trouble for this, ya know.”
May 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
There was a solid grin on his lips as he went willingly, albeit dragged, with her. It always amused him when she’d drag him.
“Yes, such a good little bean. No trouble whatsoever.”
He’s chuckling, a slight shake of his head in response.
“Yes, such a good little bean. No trouble whatsoever.”
He’s chuckling, a slight shake of his head in response.
There was excitement bubbling up inside him at the thought of getting out, of going to do /something/ that wasn’t just rearranging his apartment.
“You’re going to get in trouble for this, ya know.”
“You’re going to get in trouble for this, ya know.”
Copying his move, she downs the rest of her drink and proceeds to set the glass down.
❝ Come along speedy. ❞ she teased as she took his hand. Leading him towards the door.
❝ Come along speedy. ❞ she teased as she took his hand. Leading him towards the door.
The smile crept across his lips once more before he’d quickly down the last of his glass.
A hand held out to her with a beaming grin on his lips.
“Steal me away.”
A hand held out to her with a beaming grin on his lips.
“Steal me away.”
May 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There was excitement bubbling up inside him at the thought of getting out, of going to do /something/ that wasn’t just rearranging his apartment.
“You’re going to get in trouble for this, ya know.”
“You’re going to get in trouble for this, ya know.”
The smile crept across his lips once more before he’d quickly down the last of his glass.
A hand held out to her with a beaming grin on his lips.
“Steal me away.”
A hand held out to her with a beaming grin on his lips.
“Steal me away.”
Yelena picked up the glass and took a rather large swig of it. Savoring the taste before she hummed in approval.
❝ Boo. . . we should break you out of here, yes? ❞ she replied, a small smirk appearing on her lips.
❝ Boo. . . we should break you out of here, yes? ❞ she replied, a small smirk appearing on her lips.
And the skills she had made her some kinda rogue-esc being. He was in awe sometimes.
A sip of the warm amber liquid and he’d lean against the counter opposite her.
“No. They won’t let me out to have any fun. How about you?”
A sip of the warm amber liquid and he’d lean against the counter opposite her.
“No. They won’t let me out to have any fun. How about you?”
May 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The smile crept across his lips once more before he’d quickly down the last of his glass.
A hand held out to her with a beaming grin on his lips.
“Steal me away.”
A hand held out to her with a beaming grin on his lips.
“Steal me away.”
And the skills she had made her some kinda rogue-esc being. He was in awe sometimes.
A sip of the warm amber liquid and he’d lean against the counter opposite her.
“No. They won’t let me out to have any fun. How about you?”
A sip of the warm amber liquid and he’d lean against the counter opposite her.
“No. They won’t let me out to have any fun. How about you?”
She simply went wherever she was sent, the jobs took her everywhere. At this point it was just a type of movement in her life.
❝ Ah— good.❞ she smirked as she leaned against the counter. ❝ been doing anything crazy while I’ve been away? ❞
❝ Ah— good.❞ she smirked as she leaned against the counter. ❝ been doing anything crazy while I’ve been away? ❞
It hadn’t taken him long to get used to her just… appearing, like some magician.
“Well, you know where the cutlery and food is, so you’re getting there.”
A chuckle as he pours them both a decent measure.
“Well, you know where the cutlery and food is, so you’re getting there.”
A chuckle as he pours them both a decent measure.
May 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And the skills she had made her some kinda rogue-esc being. He was in awe sometimes.
A sip of the warm amber liquid and he’d lean against the counter opposite her.
“No. They won’t let me out to have any fun. How about you?”
A sip of the warm amber liquid and he’d lean against the counter opposite her.
“No. They won’t let me out to have any fun. How about you?”
It hadn’t taken him long to get used to her just… appearing, like some magician.
“Well, you know where the cutlery and food is, so you’re getting there.”
A chuckle as he pours them both a decent measure.
“Well, you know where the cutlery and food is, so you’re getting there.”
A chuckle as he pours them both a decent measure.
Okay, so maybe he isn’t wrong there, but yes. She does indeed know where he sleeps.
At the comment of where the glasses are, Yelena opens the cupboard— standing on her tiptoes to gently grab two of them. ❝ I’ll know the layout of your place someday. ❞
At the comment of where the glasses are, Yelena opens the cupboard— standing on her tiptoes to gently grab two of them. ❝ I’ll know the layout of your place someday. ❞
Smart isn’t a word many use to describe him. But he’s also fully aware that she knows where he sleeps.
There’s a grin at the huff, the bottle placed down on the side as he would begin to uncap the bottle.
“Cupboard above the sink for the glasses.”
There’s a grin at the huff, the bottle placed down on the side as he would begin to uncap the bottle.
“Cupboard above the sink for the glasses.”
May 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It hadn’t taken him long to get used to her just… appearing, like some magician.
“Well, you know where the cutlery and food is, so you’re getting there.”
A chuckle as he pours them both a decent measure.
“Well, you know where the cutlery and food is, so you’re getting there.”
A chuckle as he pours them both a decent measure.
Smart isn’t a word many use to describe him. But he’s also fully aware that she knows where he sleeps.
There’s a grin at the huff, the bottle placed down on the side as he would begin to uncap the bottle.
“Cupboard above the sink for the glasses.”
There’s a grin at the huff, the bottle placed down on the side as he would begin to uncap the bottle.
“Cupboard above the sink for the glasses.”
See, she knew he would grow to be real smart! And of course she would, she likes catching others off guard.
A small huff left her at the forehead bump, but she wasn’t angry.
❝ Duh—. ❞ she retorted as she moved to find some glasses for them both.
A small huff left her at the forehead bump, but she wasn’t angry.
❝ Duh—. ❞ she retorted as she moved to find some glasses for them both.
Honestly? He wouldn’t even try running if she did. He knows she’d get him eventually anyway.
A soft forehead bump and then he’s pulling back, going to grab a bottle of scotch he’d had in storage.
“Shall we celebrate to being alive?”
A soft forehead bump and then he’s pulling back, going to grab a bottle of scotch he’d had in storage.
“Shall we celebrate to being alive?”
May 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Smart isn’t a word many use to describe him. But he’s also fully aware that she knows where he sleeps.
There’s a grin at the huff, the bottle placed down on the side as he would begin to uncap the bottle.
“Cupboard above the sink for the glasses.”
There’s a grin at the huff, the bottle placed down on the side as he would begin to uncap the bottle.
“Cupboard above the sink for the glasses.”
Honestly? He wouldn’t even try running if she did. He knows she’d get him eventually anyway.
A soft forehead bump and then he’s pulling back, going to grab a bottle of scotch he’d had in storage.
“Shall we celebrate to being alive?”
A soft forehead bump and then he’s pulling back, going to grab a bottle of scotch he’d had in storage.
“Shall we celebrate to being alive?”
Good. Otherwise, she might have to (lightly) kick his ass. Okay not really, she wouldn’t follow through with that. Maybe.
Her expression softens as she slowly nodded. ❝ Good to see you alive, but yes. I’m alive too. ❞
Her expression softens as she slowly nodded. ❝ Good to see you alive, but yes. I’m alive too. ❞
He’d never admit that he heard it, not one to give away that he just enjoyed when she was herself.
Arms unwinding from around her and then move to rest against her shoulders, a faint squeeze given.
“I am alive. As are you. That is all that’s needed.”
Arms unwinding from around her and then move to rest against her shoulders, a faint squeeze given.
“I am alive. As are you. That is all that’s needed.”
May 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Honestly? He wouldn’t even try running if she did. He knows she’d get him eventually anyway.
A soft forehead bump and then he’s pulling back, going to grab a bottle of scotch he’d had in storage.
“Shall we celebrate to being alive?”
A soft forehead bump and then he’s pulling back, going to grab a bottle of scotch he’d had in storage.
“Shall we celebrate to being alive?”
He’d never admit that he heard it, not one to give away that he just enjoyed when she was herself.
Arms unwinding from around her and then move to rest against her shoulders, a faint squeeze given.
“I am alive. As are you. That is all that’s needed.”
Arms unwinding from around her and then move to rest against her shoulders, a faint squeeze given.
“I am alive. As are you. That is all that’s needed.”
A small squeak left her lips when he lifted her up, but she wouldn’t admit to that leaving her— nope.
❝ what is new with you? ❞ she asked once she pulled back from him, quickly giving him a once over. Making sure he was doing well — no injuries.
❝ what is new with you? ❞ she asked once she pulled back from him, quickly giving him a once over. Making sure he was doing well — no injuries.
There’s a faint pout when she hesitates but it’s gone the second she’s across the space, his arms wrapping around her tightly and lifting her just a little off the floor.
May 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He’d never admit that he heard it, not one to give away that he just enjoyed when she was herself.
Arms unwinding from around her and then move to rest against her shoulders, a faint squeeze given.
“I am alive. As are you. That is all that’s needed.”
Arms unwinding from around her and then move to rest against her shoulders, a faint squeeze given.
“I am alive. As are you. That is all that’s needed.”
There’s a faint pout when she hesitates but it’s gone the second she’s across the space, his arms wrapping around her tightly and lifting her just a little off the floor.
She hesitates for a brief moment, mostly just to mess with him — before she’s bounding across the short space and right into his arms.
The grin just grows brighter and he holds his arms out towards her.
May 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
There’s a faint pout when she hesitates but it’s gone the second she’s across the space, his arms wrapping around her tightly and lifting her just a little off the floor.
The grin just grows brighter and he holds his arms out towards her.
Is currently attempting to hide the grin that’s threatening to appear on her features.
❝ Maximoff. ❞
❝ Maximoff. ❞
Grinning at ‘lena
May 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The grin just grows brighter and he holds his arms out towards her.
Grinning at ‘lena
May 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Grinning at ‘lena
📲 [the actual annoyance]
I hate your fonts.
Also what’s wrong with my current place? Is this because I told you that you can’t use my closet to put your clothes in?
I hate your fonts.
Also what’s wrong with my current place? Is this because I told you that you can’t use my closet to put your clothes in?
Texts @thebestmaximoff.bsky.social
📱📨 : [DipShit Fridge Raider]
𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚊'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚕𝚢𝚗 & 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝.
𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚜.
𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎?
📱📨 : [DipShit Fridge Raider]
𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚊'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚕𝚢𝚗 & 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝.
𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚜.
𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎?
February 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
📲 [the actual annoyance]
I hate your fonts.
Also what’s wrong with my current place? Is this because I told you that you can’t use my closet to put your clothes in?
I hate your fonts.
Also what’s wrong with my current place? Is this because I told you that you can’t use my closet to put your clothes in?
Just slowly leaning backwards over a bench so he can crack his back.
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just slowly leaning backwards over a bench so he can crack his back.
The smile on his lips couldn’t have gotten any bigger but the second her arms wrap around him, he’s cheesing.
“I’m glad you’re home. It’s been quiet without you.”
A kiss to her nose and then a forehead press.
“I’m glad you’re home. It’s been quiet without you.”
A kiss to her nose and then a forehead press.
She hums happily and then shifts a little to wrap her arms around him.
“I’ve missed you too, so damn much.” Kate whispered as she finally met his gaze. Don’t expect her to let go of him anytime soon.
“I’ve missed you too, so damn much.” Kate whispered as she finally met his gaze. Don’t expect her to let go of him anytime soon.
“That’s my speciality.”
He’s chuckling as he wraps her in a tight hug.
“God I’ve missed you!”
He’s chuckling as he wraps her in a tight hug.
“God I’ve missed you!”
January 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The smile on his lips couldn’t have gotten any bigger but the second her arms wrap around him, he’s cheesing.
“I’m glad you’re home. It’s been quiet without you.”
A kiss to her nose and then a forehead press.
“I’m glad you’re home. It’s been quiet without you.”
A kiss to her nose and then a forehead press.
“That’s my speciality.”
He’s chuckling as he wraps her in a tight hug.
“God I’ve missed you!”
He’s chuckling as he wraps her in a tight hug.
“God I’ve missed you!”
Cue the soft squeak.
Of course, she’s grinning a second later. Oh how she’s missed him so much!!!
“You came out of nowhere.” She laughed softly.
Of course, she’s grinning a second later. Oh how she’s missed him so much!!!
“You came out of nowhere.” She laughed softly.
Looking around.
He knows someone is here.
And there, in and instant, he’s wrapping @ofsassandarrows.bsky.social up into a tight hug.
He knows someone is here.
And there, in and instant, he’s wrapping @ofsassandarrows.bsky.social up into a tight hug.
January 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“That’s my speciality.”
He’s chuckling as he wraps her in a tight hug.
“God I’ve missed you!”
He’s chuckling as he wraps her in a tight hug.
“God I’ve missed you!”