Uni
@thebestcollege4u.bsky.social
Addison Oc.
Uni
He just wants to find the perfect college match for you!
MDNI
Penned by Slimey (18)
Uni
He just wants to find the perfect college match for you!
MDNI
Penned by Slimey (18)
Pinned
Hey kid over here!
Do you need help with picking out the perfect college for you? Are you unsure what you want to major in?
I'm here to help!
Do you need help with picking out the perfect college for you? Are you unsure what you want to major in?
I'm here to help!
[He just kinda starts sobbing. He doesn't want to go to hell. He doesn't want to be a sinner. He just kinda falls to his knees]
* I'm gonna spend the rest of my life repenting to the Angel. . . For being so selfish. . .
* I'm gonna spend the rest of my life repenting to the Angel. . . For being so selfish. . .
Dude, are you fucking serious? Talk about hedonism. You’re DEFINITELY going to hell.
* . . . I live a sin free life so I don't have to go to confession. . . But maybe I should start going to it again. . . Parties are sinful. . .
[He's now starting to cry]
[He's now starting to cry]
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
[He just kinda starts sobbing. He doesn't want to go to hell. He doesn't want to be a sinner. He just kinda falls to his knees]
* I'm gonna spend the rest of my life repenting to the Angel. . . For being so selfish. . .
* I'm gonna spend the rest of my life repenting to the Angel. . . For being so selfish. . .
* . . . . Hahaha.
* . . . Hah. . . .
* . . . Maybe. Maybe I should lock myself in my room.
* . . . Hah. . . .
* . . . Maybe. Maybe I should lock myself in my room.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
* . . . . Hahaha.
* . . . Hah. . . .
* . . . Maybe. Maybe I should lock myself in my room.
* . . . Hah. . . .
* . . . Maybe. Maybe I should lock myself in my room.
// Istg if Spamton ends up causing Uni to become religious beyond what he already does-
I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.
I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
// Istg if Spamton ends up causing Uni to become religious beyond what he already does-
I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.
I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.
* . . . I live a sin free life so I don't have to go to confession. . . But maybe I should start going to it again. . . Parties are sinful. . .
[He's now starting to cry]
[He's now starting to cry]
( all that seems to do is thrill him. he looks Almost manic. )
THAT’S why, I, go to confession every week. So I can do whatever I want, and it just absolves me every week.
THAT’S why, I, go to confession every week. So I can do whatever I want, and it just absolves me every week.
* I don't like to think about sin. . .
[You know that seal image where the seal looks like they're about to cry? That's him]
[You know that seal image where the seal looks like they're about to cry? That's him]
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
* . . . I live a sin free life so I don't have to go to confession. . . But maybe I should start going to it again. . . Parties are sinful. . .
[He's now starting to cry]
[He's now starting to cry]
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// Gives you guys big puppy dog eyes
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
// Gives you guys big puppy dog eyes
// I guess I can share one of my fur babies
The other one is outside rn.
But this girlie is curled up next to me. She could have been a service dog if we had ever trained her with how she's able to alert all of us when we're about to have a medical episode
The other one is outside rn.
But this girlie is curled up next to me. She could have been a service dog if we had ever trained her with how she's able to alert all of us when we're about to have a medical episode
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
// I guess I can share one of my fur babies
The other one is outside rn.
But this girlie is curled up next to me. She could have been a service dog if we had ever trained her with how she's able to alert all of us when we're about to have a medical episode
The other one is outside rn.
But this girlie is curled up next to me. She could have been a service dog if we had ever trained her with how she's able to alert all of us when we're about to have a medical episode
* I don't like to think about sin. . .
[You know that seal image where the seal looks like they're about to cry? That's him]
[You know that seal image where the seal looks like they're about to cry? That's him]
And THAT’S what’s wrong with you.
* No I have not. . .
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
* I don't like to think about sin. . .
[You know that seal image where the seal looks like they're about to cry? That's him]
[You know that seal image where the seal looks like they're about to cry? That's him]
// It's sweetsie baby silly time
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
// It's sweetsie baby silly time
* No I have not. . .
Ever heard of Original Sin, buddy?
* . . . You're not evil
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
* No I have not. . .
* . . . You're not evil
Yes?
* . . . But that would include you-
[Bro he's just the sad hamster meme now]
[Bro he's just the sad hamster meme now]
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
* . . . You're not evil
[<— The equivalent of a kicked puppy]
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
[<— The equivalent of a kicked puppy]
* . . . But that would include you-
[Bro he's just the sad hamster meme now]
[Bro he's just the sad hamster meme now]
Every Addison is evil for being alive.
* . . . Sure some of us are a bit mean but. . . I'm not that bad am I?
[He looked like a kicked puppy]
[He looked like a kicked puppy]
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
* . . . But that would include you-
[Bro he's just the sad hamster meme now]
[Bro he's just the sad hamster meme now]
* . . . Sure some of us are a bit mean but. . . I'm not that bad am I?
[He looked like a kicked puppy]
[He looked like a kicked puppy]
Because I don’t fucking like you?
* But still. . . Why eat us. . .
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
* . . . Sure some of us are a bit mean but. . . I'm not that bad am I?
[He looked like a kicked puppy]
[He looked like a kicked puppy]
* Man. I just wanted coffee. . . Not whatever this morning have been
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
* Man. I just wanted coffee. . . Not whatever this morning have been
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November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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* But still. . . Why eat us. . .
It’s not about tasting good. It’s about sending a message.
* But why. . . You're explaining the how. But not the why. . .
* I don't think we would taste good-
* I don't think we would taste good-
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
* But still. . . Why eat us. . .
* But why. . . You're explaining the how. But not the why. . .
* I don't think we would taste good-
* I don't think we would taste good-
See, this is what I’m talking about.
* . . . W-What?
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
* But why. . . You're explaining the how. But not the why. . .
* I don't think we would taste good-
* I don't think we would taste good-
* . . . W-What?
My 28-post thread about how I would kill, cook, and eat my old coworker is raising a lot of questions already answered by my 28-post thread.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
* . . . W-What?
[He's humming a soft song. He would be dancing but he's too shy to in front others.]
* . . . Maybe I should go get some coffee.
* . . . Maybe I should go get some coffee.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
[He's humming a soft song. He would be dancing but he's too shy to in front others.]
* . . . Maybe I should go get some coffee.
* . . . Maybe I should go get some coffee.
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// I dunno what au he'd be under. . . Uh.
I guess if anyone wants him in their timeliness mainly uh tell me
I guess if anyone wants him in their timeliness mainly uh tell me
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
// I dunno what au he'd be under. . . Uh.
I guess if anyone wants him in their timeliness mainly uh tell me
I guess if anyone wants him in their timeliness mainly uh tell me
[<— He's enjoying watching the fight.]
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
[<— He's enjoying watching the fight.]
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[<— Just remembered he hasn't washed his clothes in a couple of weeks. He's just going to ignore the smell though. He doesn't want to take off his clothes]
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
[<— Just remembered he hasn't washed his clothes in a couple of weeks. He's just going to ignore the smell though. He doesn't want to take off his clothes]
// I really want to use this guy more. . .
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
// I really want to use this guy more. . .
[<— He's basically a golden retriever. Even if he's more like a bird]
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
[<— He's basically a golden retriever. Even if he's more like a bird]