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The only ICE I like is cool Margarita on Friday night
June 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The only ICE I like is cool Margarita on Friday night
When Sarge gets mad at Beetle Bailey for sleeping 😆 🤣 😂
June 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When Sarge gets mad at Beetle Bailey for sleeping 😆 🤣 😂
Clean comedy is dirty to a twisted fuck like me
June 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Clean comedy is dirty to a twisted fuck like me
If smoking was a man, I would suck his dick outside
March 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If smoking was a man, I would suck his dick outside
Tesla is the Drake of cars
March 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tesla is the Drake of cars
1. Ask her out
2. Buy flowers
3. Watch the flowers wilt and die
4. You are also dying
5. The sun and stars so too shall die and all tales of love and war shall be less than a memory
2. Buy flowers
3. Watch the flowers wilt and die
4. You are also dying
5. The sun and stars so too shall die and all tales of love and war shall be less than a memory
February 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
1. Ask her out
2. Buy flowers
3. Watch the flowers wilt and die
4. You are also dying
5. The sun and stars so too shall die and all tales of love and war shall be less than a memory
2. Buy flowers
3. Watch the flowers wilt and die
4. You are also dying
5. The sun and stars so too shall die and all tales of love and war shall be less than a memory
Get gas, get burger
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
January 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Get gas, get burger
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Had an American day
-got gas
-had burger
-real-estate developer burned my house down
What a country!
-got gas
-had burger
-real-estate developer burned my house down
What a country!
January 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Had an American day
-got gas
-had burger
-real-estate developer burned my house down
What a country!
-got gas
-had burger
-real-estate developer burned my house down
What a country!
2025- day 1
January 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
2025- day 1
New Years Resolutions
5. Smoosh peepees
4. Toss dollars
3. Forgive vanquished opponents
2. Kick the Truth
1. Cool it nasty
5. Smoosh peepees
4. Toss dollars
3. Forgive vanquished opponents
2. Kick the Truth
1. Cool it nasty
December 31, 2024 at 11:49 PM
New Years Resolutions
5. Smoosh peepees
4. Toss dollars
3. Forgive vanquished opponents
2. Kick the Truth
1. Cool it nasty
5. Smoosh peepees
4. Toss dollars
3. Forgive vanquished opponents
2. Kick the Truth
1. Cool it nasty
“2025 is gonna be my year”
*Adjusts bionic arm
*Rips beam cannon from downed Bezos Defense Drone
*Opens fire on Tesla Orbital Escape Ark
*Adjusts bionic arm
*Rips beam cannon from downed Bezos Defense Drone
*Opens fire on Tesla Orbital Escape Ark
December 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
“2025 is gonna be my year”
*Adjusts bionic arm
*Rips beam cannon from downed Bezos Defense Drone
*Opens fire on Tesla Orbital Escape Ark
*Adjusts bionic arm
*Rips beam cannon from downed Bezos Defense Drone
*Opens fire on Tesla Orbital Escape Ark
ME- "You were right about capitalism, corporate greed and cops."
ME (16 Years Old)- "Duh."
ME- "You can't block bullets with a sword."
ME (16 yo)- "You didn't train hard enough!!!"
ME (16 Years Old)- "Duh."
ME- "You can't block bullets with a sword."
ME (16 yo)- "You didn't train hard enough!!!"
December 30, 2024 at 2:57 PM
ME- "You were right about capitalism, corporate greed and cops."
ME (16 Years Old)- "Duh."
ME- "You can't block bullets with a sword."
ME (16 yo)- "You didn't train hard enough!!!"
ME (16 Years Old)- "Duh."
ME- "You can't block bullets with a sword."
ME (16 yo)- "You didn't train hard enough!!!"
Art, religion and sports are opiates of the masses
Social media is the bathsalts of the masses.
Social media is the bathsalts of the masses.
December 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Art, religion and sports are opiates of the masses
Social media is the bathsalts of the masses.
Social media is the bathsalts of the masses.
A Christmas Carol but everyone just kisses Scrooges ass and thanks him for everything
December 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
A Christmas Carol but everyone just kisses Scrooges ass and thanks him for everything
Going back in time to suck my own dick
December 23, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Going back in time to suck my own dick
I drank 4 glasses of water but I'm still disillusioned with society. What gives?
December 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I drank 4 glasses of water but I'm still disillusioned with society. What gives?