Yoshimi Battles the Pink Pony Club
@thebeernerd.bsky.social
Bluesky’s PREMIERE New Jersey Devils fan. Mostly sports bleats (my term for Bluesky posts). Yes I am the actual Beer Nerd
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I’ll never post a Twitter screenshot on Bluesky. That is a Beer Nerd guarantee
Poking my head back in here to share an essay I’ve been toying with writing for a couple months, finally worked up the nerve to actually write last week, and published today on 10/7. Doubt I’ll come back here regularly but who knows? Ok bye
open.substack.com/pub/thebeern...
open.substack.com/pub/thebeern...
States of Anxiety: My Jewish Evolution On Israel and Palestine
Introduction: Where I Was When It Happened
open.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Poking my head back in here to share an essay I’ve been toying with writing for a couple months, finally worked up the nerve to actually write last week, and published today on 10/7. Doubt I’ll come back here regularly but who knows? Ok bye
open.substack.com/pub/thebeern...
open.substack.com/pub/thebeern...
The NHL is as competitively shot to hell as the NBA was a decade ago.
That’s about all I have to say about anything here for the time being. I’m taking an indefinite leave from social media posting. Might be back at some point, who knows. I just don’t feel like I gotta post and it’s freeing
That’s about all I have to say about anything here for the time being. I’m taking an indefinite leave from social media posting. Might be back at some point, who knows. I just don’t feel like I gotta post and it’s freeing
June 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The NHL is as competitively shot to hell as the NBA was a decade ago.
That’s about all I have to say about anything here for the time being. I’m taking an indefinite leave from social media posting. Might be back at some point, who knows. I just don’t feel like I gotta post and it’s freeing
That’s about all I have to say about anything here for the time being. I’m taking an indefinite leave from social media posting. Might be back at some point, who knows. I just don’t feel like I gotta post and it’s freeing
Hey I’ve seen this part before
I was fated to play a new Mother 3 file just so I could get to this part of the game today
![Screenshots from Mother 3, with text on screen
“[The End of the World]
Long ago, there existed a “world.” A world different from what the people on these islands think of.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w63nhuahh6egr2ht6gybdy7b/bafkreicq6rb2olg436qix5m6mevcrztu4r5sdqkms3j5on3f3ei4vuqase@jpeg)
June 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hey I’ve seen this part before
In light of the Spaceballs 2 announcement, I’d like to share my nuclear-grade hot take:
I think Young Frankenstein is just meh. Great individual moments but just OK as a whole movie
I think Young Frankenstein is just meh. Great individual moments but just OK as a whole movie
June 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In light of the Spaceballs 2 announcement, I’d like to share my nuclear-grade hot take:
I think Young Frankenstein is just meh. Great individual moments but just OK as a whole movie
I think Young Frankenstein is just meh. Great individual moments but just OK as a whole movie
The only good take on MAGA was when Mad Magazine had a cover with Trump and Alfred E Neumann and the slogan “Make America Dumb Again!”
June 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The only good take on MAGA was when Mad Magazine had a cover with Trump and Alfred E Neumann and the slogan “Make America Dumb Again!”
Sometimes I remember @jitka.bsky.social’s Red Pig. I wish I had one of my own
June 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes I remember @jitka.bsky.social’s Red Pig. I wish I had one of my own
I need a big flashing sign on my person at all times that says “DO NOT NEWSDUMP ME.” I know things are bad, maybe irreparably so, and I choose to remain having a vague idea of why that is. Don’t pile misery on me like we’re playing head-to-head Tetris
June 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I need a big flashing sign on my person at all times that says “DO NOT NEWSDUMP ME.” I know things are bad, maybe irreparably so, and I choose to remain having a vague idea of why that is. Don’t pile misery on me like we’re playing head-to-head Tetris
In my lifetime, Nintendo turned from a company that put clothes on the women in console ports of Duke Nukem 3D and Cruisin’ USA into one that runs a shop where every third game is hentai. Strange times indeed
June 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In my lifetime, Nintendo turned from a company that put clothes on the women in console ports of Duke Nukem 3D and Cruisin’ USA into one that runs a shop where every third game is hentai. Strange times indeed
I’m piss
June 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m piss
It’s sad to see that NBA fans genuinely fall for the media narrative that says a Finals isn’t worth watching if it’s not one of the five or six glamour teams. Any other league would be unable to shut up about a matchup between two teams that haven’t won shit since the 70s
June 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s sad to see that NBA fans genuinely fall for the media narrative that says a Finals isn’t worth watching if it’s not one of the five or six glamour teams. Any other league would be unable to shut up about a matchup between two teams that haven’t won shit since the 70s
Didn’t Wake Up Once Overnight Award 😃
June 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Didn’t Wake Up Once Overnight Award 😃
The twins’ mom put on Moana 2 when we all got back from the playground, and the kids didn’t give a shit what was on the TV until my wife put on a YouTube video of the pigeon from those Mo Willems books
June 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The twins’ mom put on Moana 2 when we all got back from the playground, and the kids didn’t give a shit what was on the TV until my wife put on a YouTube video of the pigeon from those Mo Willems books
I’m wearing a mask on the subway for the first time in a while. I stopped when we started foster parenting because as long as the kids are unmasked, you’re getting what they’re getting anyway. But it feels right. You don’t spread your germs and you don’t smell the stenches
June 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m wearing a mask on the subway for the first time in a while. I stopped when we started foster parenting because as long as the kids are unmasked, you’re getting what they’re getting anyway. But it feels right. You don’t spread your germs and you don’t smell the stenches
With Brian Wilson dead and Mark Wahlberg repudiating his Funky Bunch past, who will be giving us good vibrations now?
June 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
With Brian Wilson dead and Mark Wahlberg repudiating his Funky Bunch past, who will be giving us good vibrations now?
The things my wife finds and shares on her IG reels and TikTok algorithms disgusts even some of the most hardened internet warriors
June 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The things my wife finds and shares on her IG reels and TikTok algorithms disgusts even some of the most hardened internet warriors
You don’t need a third eye to see that Mindseye sucks ass
June 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You don’t need a third eye to see that Mindseye sucks ass
Who’s Aaron Rodgers’s beard
June 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Who’s Aaron Rodgers’s beard
Fortnite (or, the death of gaming)
June 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fortnite (or, the death of gaming)
Bettman and the NHLPA don’t see state income tax as an issue? Oh no! Better throw millions of more dollars (US and Canadian) at hockey media members to tell people otherwise, Heritage Foundation and whatever its Canadian equivalent is called!
June 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Bettman and the NHLPA don’t see state income tax as an issue? Oh no! Better throw millions of more dollars (US and Canadian) at hockey media members to tell people otherwise, Heritage Foundation and whatever its Canadian equivalent is called!
Ozempic truly is a miracle of modern medicine, but it’s also sapped a lot of weight from Bartolo Colon, so it might actually be bad
June 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Ozempic truly is a miracle of modern medicine, but it’s also sapped a lot of weight from Bartolo Colon, so it might actually be bad
“The arc of the universe is long but it bends towards justice?” Uh, just world fallacy much, Dr. King?
June 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
“The arc of the universe is long but it bends towards justice?” Uh, just world fallacy much, Dr. King?
The USSF spent $6 million on a coach that’s worse than Berhalter. Holy shit lmao
June 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The USSF spent $6 million on a coach that’s worse than Berhalter. Holy shit lmao
Society truly is failing our young men. Every white adult male under 30 says “bro” more than a drunk frat boy, and every black adult male under 30 talks like a mumble rapper
June 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Society truly is failing our young men. Every white adult male under 30 says “bro” more than a drunk frat boy, and every black adult male under 30 talks like a mumble rapper
If you pass by one of my bleats and don’t give it a like… well, I’m sure it provided a bit of a respite from a timeline likely filled with ragebait and “I know this is hard to look at but you MUST LOOK AT IT.” I love you all ☺️
June 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If you pass by one of my bleats and don’t give it a like… well, I’m sure it provided a bit of a respite from a timeline likely filled with ragebait and “I know this is hard to look at but you MUST LOOK AT IT.” I love you all ☺️
One of the many reasons I hold social media in contempt is that it lifted the taboo of speaking about sensitive subjects in mixed company
June 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One of the many reasons I hold social media in contempt is that it lifted the taboo of speaking about sensitive subjects in mixed company