Jethro Struggins
@thebeernerd.bsky.social
Bluesky’s PREMIERE New Jersey Devils fan. Mostly sports bleats (my term for Bluesky posts). Yes I am the actual Beer Nerd
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Jethro Struggins
@thebeernerd.bsky.social
· Oct 29
I’ll never post a Twitter screenshot on Bluesky. That is a Beer Nerd guarantee
I don’t post about the mass death of evangelical Christians as a bit. I legitimately HATE them, and I believe if they were the persecuted class this country would be better off for it, especially once they’re dead. If you disagree I don’t care
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I don’t post about the mass death of evangelical Christians as a bit. I legitimately HATE them, and I believe if they were the persecuted class this country would be better off for it, especially once they’re dead. If you disagree I don’t care
Maybe the Feds should kill a bunch of megachurch goers instead, I’d be all for that
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Maybe the Feds should kill a bunch of megachurch goers instead, I’d be all for that
It’s ok to be a conspiracy theorist. You just have to either be a political theorist and have a sense of self-awareness of how stupid you sound, or you have to take it 100% seriously but channel your energy into a different topic. I’m the latter with the NFL
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It’s ok to be a conspiracy theorist. You just have to either be a political theorist and have a sense of self-awareness of how stupid you sound, or you have to take it 100% seriously but channel your energy into a different topic. I’m the latter with the NFL
2000s parents: “Well, Harry Potter will introduce kids to reading other books!”
2000s kids: (don’t read other books, read Harry Potter over and over again, get into screenwriting & make movies and shows that suck ass)
2000s kids: (don’t read other books, read Harry Potter over and over again, get into screenwriting & make movies and shows that suck ass)
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 PM
2000s parents: “Well, Harry Potter will introduce kids to reading other books!”
2000s kids: (don’t read other books, read Harry Potter over and over again, get into screenwriting & make movies and shows that suck ass)
2000s kids: (don’t read other books, read Harry Potter over and over again, get into screenwriting & make movies and shows that suck ass)
The X Games are one of the last remaining vestiges of ‘90s culture. Even they aren’t immune from the corporate trend of blandening their logo. Truly, there is no hope
January 23, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The X Games are one of the last remaining vestiges of ‘90s culture. Even they aren’t immune from the corporate trend of blandening their logo. Truly, there is no hope
If Latin America is any indication, the only two things I’ve seen that can bring world peace are BTS and Goku
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
If Latin America is any indication, the only two things I’ve seen that can bring world peace are BTS and Goku
Congratulations on making it to Fat Muzzle Friday
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Congratulations on making it to Fat Muzzle Friday
Congratulations, you have made it to Fat Muzzle Friday
January 23, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Congratulations, you have made it to Fat Muzzle Friday
If the Chinese ever take over and reveal our state secrets à la the KGB and Stasi, I hope the files show that I’ve been right about the NFL for years about it being manipulated to give a desired result via its myriad rule changes
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If the Chinese ever take over and reveal our state secrets à la the KGB and Stasi, I hope the files show that I’ve been right about the NFL for years about it being manipulated to give a desired result via its myriad rule changes
Patriots were supposed to be rebuilding this year but they’re winning the Super Bowl instead
Bruins were supposed to be terrible this season but they’re in the wild card spot instead
Celtics were supposed to have a down season but Tatum is ahead of recovery schedule
Boston racism magic is real
Bruins were supposed to be terrible this season but they’re in the wild card spot instead
Celtics were supposed to have a down season but Tatum is ahead of recovery schedule
Boston racism magic is real
January 23, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Patriots were supposed to be rebuilding this year but they’re winning the Super Bowl instead
Bruins were supposed to be terrible this season but they’re in the wild card spot instead
Celtics were supposed to have a down season but Tatum is ahead of recovery schedule
Boston racism magic is real
Bruins were supposed to be terrible this season but they’re in the wild card spot instead
Celtics were supposed to have a down season but Tatum is ahead of recovery schedule
Boston racism magic is real
It’s going to be Patriots vs Who Gives A Shit Because They’re Going To Lose To The Patriots and deep down we all know it. Don’t waste your time on the NFL this Sunday and watch something else
January 23, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It’s going to be Patriots vs Who Gives A Shit Because They’re Going To Lose To The Patriots and deep down we all know it. Don’t waste your time on the NFL this Sunday and watch something else
SCREWED, NOT
COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. What the hell are we even doing as people on the internet if we’re censoring ourselves from saying PG-RATED SWEARS & QUASI-SWEARS?!
COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. What the hell are we even doing as people on the internet if we’re censoring ourselves from saying PG-RATED SWEARS & QUASI-SWEARS?!
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 PM
SCREWED, NOT
COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. What the hell are we even doing as people on the internet if we’re censoring ourselves from saying PG-RATED SWEARS & QUASI-SWEARS?!
COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. SCREWED, NOT COOKED. What the hell are we even doing as people on the internet if we’re censoring ourselves from saying PG-RATED SWEARS & QUASI-SWEARS?!
Once the people that are in their teens and 20-somethings today take charge of the GOP, I am fucking off to Mexico. The elders in charge of it now have us on the list, but pretty far down. The kids have us at number one with a hollow tip bullet aimed directly at our skulls
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Once the people that are in their teens and 20-somethings today take charge of the GOP, I am fucking off to Mexico. The elders in charge of it now have us on the list, but pretty far down. The kids have us at number one with a hollow tip bullet aimed directly at our skulls
Start your kids young on bisexual lighting
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Start your kids young on bisexual lighting
This timeline has its perks, we can now say a cohost of Cum Town was in a movie nominated for Best Picture
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This timeline has its perks, we can now say a cohost of Cum Town was in a movie nominated for Best Picture
Ah yes, the Nazi Derby
January 22, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Ah yes, the Nazi Derby
It’s not lost on me how Warner Bros absolutely cleaned up on Oscar nominations (and were responsible for other good movies as well) in the same year that Netflix announced their acquisition of them, and in spite of a few years of Zaslav-related bullshit. What a loss we’re going to have
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It’s not lost on me how Warner Bros absolutely cleaned up on Oscar nominations (and were responsible for other good movies as well) in the same year that Netflix announced their acquisition of them, and in spite of a few years of Zaslav-related bullshit. What a loss we’re going to have
Damn, I managed to watch 5 of the 10 Best Picture nominees this year. What a good year for moves.
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Marty Supreme
4. Bugonia
(big gap)
5. Frankenstein
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Marty Supreme
4. Bugonia
(big gap)
5. Frankenstein
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Damn, I managed to watch 5 of the 10 Best Picture nominees this year. What a good year for moves.
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Marty Supreme
4. Bugonia
(big gap)
5. Frankenstein
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Marty Supreme
4. Bugonia
(big gap)
5. Frankenstein
NFL is sabotaging the Bills to clear the way for another 20 years of Pats bullshit. Remember, nothing is done out of stupidity in this league
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
NFL is sabotaging the Bills to clear the way for another 20 years of Pats bullshit. Remember, nothing is done out of stupidity in this league
Reposted by Jethro Struggins
My corgi’s butt is not fluffy, cute, and heart-shaped. He is momodivergent
February 27, 2024 at 4:57 PM
My corgi’s butt is not fluffy, cute, and heart-shaped. He is momodivergent
One of my coworkers said that Kurt Cobain would have gone the Kanye West route if he hadn’t blown his brains out, and I have to agree
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
One of my coworkers said that Kurt Cobain would have gone the Kanye West route if he hadn’t blown his brains out, and I have to agree
When he nut in ur eye
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
When he nut in ur eye
If swearing is a sign of intelligence, then foster toddler saying “fuck” every so often at a year and a half must mean she’s going to be a scientific genius
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
If swearing is a sign of intelligence, then foster toddler saying “fuck” every so often at a year and a half must mean she’s going to be a scientific genius
The Virgin Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce relationship vs The Chad Jack Hughes/Tate McRae relationship
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
The Virgin Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce relationship vs The Chad Jack Hughes/Tate McRae relationship
Jack Hughes and Tate McRae are officially official, if you reach a third date that’s just the rule
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Jack Hughes and Tate McRae are officially official, if you reach a third date that’s just the rule