thebaltimorechop
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A rational Democrat on the frontline of the resistance movement. Love your family, lift your neighbor, participate civically.
Everything DJT touches turns into a 19th Century French bordello!
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Everything DJT touches turns into a 19th Century French bordello!
A functioning government faces hard truths and serves its people. A failing one hides behind spectacle. Right now, what we’re witnessing isn’t leadership — it’s a circus, and the tent is on fire.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A functioning government faces hard truths and serves its people. A failing one hides behind spectacle. Right now, what we’re witnessing isn’t leadership — it’s a circus, and the tent is on fire.
Are you allowed one carry-on bag for the rapture? Do you have to take your shoes off?
September 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Are you allowed one carry-on bag for the rapture? Do you have to take your shoes off?
I hope everyone takes the time to touch grass. Just stay off my lawn.
September 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I hope everyone takes the time to touch grass. Just stay off my lawn.
On May 1, 1945, with Berlin under siege and Adolf Hitler dead, Magda Goebbels poisoned her six children and then killed herself but “Martha Goebbels made a great strudel”
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
On May 1, 1945, with Berlin under siege and Adolf Hitler dead, Magda Goebbels poisoned her six children and then killed herself but “Martha Goebbels made a great strudel”
It’s Winebox Wednesday in D.C.
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It’s Winebox Wednesday in D.C.
God gave congress the strength to take healthcare and food away from children.
July 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
God gave congress the strength to take healthcare and food away from children.
The worst President since Donald Trump
June 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The worst President since Donald Trump
Donald Trump would rather release the Epstein files than his High school and College transcripts
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Donald Trump would rather release the Epstein files than his High school and College transcripts
Donald Trump propelled Gavin Newsom to the leading voice of the Democratic Party and the front runner in 2028.
June 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Donald Trump propelled Gavin Newsom to the leading voice of the Democratic Party and the front runner in 2028.
Trump is propelling Gavin Newsom as the front runner for 2028
June 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Trump is propelling Gavin Newsom as the front runner for 2028
So much winning.
Businesses that are raising prices even though they aren’t affected by tariffs because competitors who do face higher import taxes are raising prices.
Businesses that are raising prices even though they aren’t affected by tariffs because competitors who do face higher import taxes are raising prices.
May 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So much winning.
Businesses that are raising prices even though they aren’t affected by tariffs because competitors who do face higher import taxes are raising prices.
Businesses that are raising prices even though they aren’t affected by tariffs because competitors who do face higher import taxes are raising prices.
I LOVE that Trump is no longer the most powerful American!
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I LOVE that Trump is no longer the most powerful American!
April 2025 claims it added 177,000 jobs. The April 2024 job report, released on May 2, 2025, showed that the U.S. economy added 177,000 jobs. I think Donald’s Dept of Labor doctored the jobs report.
May 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
April 2025 claims it added 177,000 jobs. The April 2024 job report, released on May 2, 2025, showed that the U.S. economy added 177,000 jobs. I think Donald’s Dept of Labor doctored the jobs report.
Stephen Miller during a press briefing says that, "as we close the Dept of Education and provide funding to states, we're going to make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology. Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots.”
May 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Stephen Miller during a press briefing says that, "as we close the Dept of Education and provide funding to states, we're going to make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology. Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots.”
BREAKING: DOGE recommends Pete Hegseth share J.D. Vance’s Makeup Studio.
April 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
BREAKING: DOGE recommends Pete Hegseth share J.D. Vance’s Makeup Studio.
Stop buying the lies. Stop buying Teslas.
April 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Stop buying the lies. Stop buying Teslas.
Stocks, T-Bills, Dollar, have all dropped. Trump is selling out America. What Putin did to Britain, he’s now doing to us.
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Stocks, T-Bills, Dollar, have all dropped. Trump is selling out America. What Putin did to Britain, he’s now doing to us.
This was all about stopping the massive bleed out by the dumping of TBonds. Precipitated by China and many of our allies selling them off. He fucking blinked because he had a gun to his head.
April 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This was all about stopping the massive bleed out by the dumping of TBonds. Precipitated by China and many of our allies selling them off. He fucking blinked because he had a gun to his head.
Trump Real Estate tip of the day: If you have termite damage, take these steps: Step 1- burn your house down.
April 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Trump Real Estate tip of the day: If you have termite damage, take these steps: Step 1- burn your house down.
Trump Real Estate Intl. Real Estate tip of the day: If you find your house has termites, please take the following steps:
Step 1: Burn your house down.
Step 1: Burn your house down.
April 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Trump Real Estate Intl. Real Estate tip of the day: If you find your house has termites, please take the following steps:
Step 1: Burn your house down.
Step 1: Burn your house down.
Trump calls tariffs ‘medicine,’ says he isn’t concerned about stock market selloff. The country doesn’t have Chlamydia. We are just trying to take care of our families.
April 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Trump calls tariffs ‘medicine,’ says he isn’t concerned about stock market selloff. The country doesn’t have Chlamydia. We are just trying to take care of our families.
Laura Loomer is my favorite Drag Queen!
April 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Laura Loomer is my favorite Drag Queen!