ＬＯＲＤ Ass Posts
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use legos to build a structure that encases my ass
June 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
use legos to build a structure that encases my ass
my ass is off on its own
May 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
my ass is off on its own
archaeologists excavated an ancient depiction of my ass
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
archaeologists excavated an ancient depiction of my ass
stretch your arm out and roll my ass down along its length
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
stretch your arm out and roll my ass down along its length
as your dad was demonstrating the perfect roundhouse at work the clasps of his briefcase came undone and my ass went flying out of it
May 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
as your dad was demonstrating the perfect roundhouse at work the clasps of his briefcase came undone and my ass went flying out of it
my ass is getting pecked at by birds
May 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
my ass is getting pecked at by birds
drag and drop my ass
May 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
drag and drop my ass
my ass is dangling
May 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
my ass is dangling
my ass is a vortex
May 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
my ass is a vortex
well would you look at my ass
May 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
well would you look at my ass
my ass has its own hydrologic cycle
May 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
my ass has its own hydrologic cycle
could you please come unlock my ass
May 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
could you please come unlock my ass
my ass is a wheel that you can spin for a chance at a nice prize
May 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
my ass is a wheel that you can spin for a chance at a nice prize
yea that star in the corner of that constellation is actually my ass
May 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
yea that star in the corner of that constellation is actually my ass
you now have the attention of my ass
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
you now have the attention of my ass
my ass is tryna cross the street
May 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
my ass is tryna cross the street
push my ass really hard so it goes flying off of that sick ass ramp up ahead
May 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
push my ass really hard so it goes flying off of that sick ass ramp up ahead
my ass has a large amount of bandwidth for data transfer
May 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my ass has a large amount of bandwidth for data transfer
there was a story in the news about my ass
April 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
there was a story in the news about my ass
my ass has been baked into a nice cake
April 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my ass has been baked into a nice cake
my ass has enough energy to sustain itself
April 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
my ass has enough energy to sustain itself
my ass got mixed up in a batch of eggs and is now hidden under a bush not found by anyone in the congregation yet, and this is the last service of easter sunday so, it might be there til next year just marinating
April 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my ass got mixed up in a batch of eggs and is now hidden under a bush not found by anyone in the congregation yet, and this is the last service of easter sunday so, it might be there til next year just marinating
my ass is safe for consumption
April 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my ass is safe for consumption