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Ashton Kelly of Nashville
@theashtonkelly.bsky.social
I’ll ruin you for other women and I’m not even sorry. 🤷‍♀️

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they gerrymandered my vote into utter inconsequentiality, so now i just go for the stickers
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What a sweetheart! Feeling thankful for wonderful clients. 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just got a massage (✨ThAnKs AgAiN, C!!✨) and if this hair don't say "relaxed"...
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Back…by popular demand. 🍑
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you're ever unsure whether she's real or AI, ask yourself:

Do her fingers look like they went for a dip in a blender on ice-crush mode and then got sewn back together by a drunk cubist painter on a deadline?
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Holy hell, have y’all seen Tryst lately? I thought this industry couldn’t get more saturated with amateurs and AI trash, but here we are.

So disheartening to see the landscape shifting in ways that cheapen work many of us take seriously and pour ourselves into. 😔
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Join me? 🫧
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
gorgeous day to flash some squirrels
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“You’re a star,” he said.

You’re goddamn right I am.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Think of a creative way to wake me up?
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
❄️ Snow day workout ❄️
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Four months ago he told me one of the sexiest things a woman can wear is a pair of shorts so short her 🍑 hangs out. Today he opened the door to this.

I coulda made your dreams come true this week too but you didn’t book me. 🤷‍♀️
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
someone stole my mood ring and I don’t know how I feel about that
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ChatGPT just suffered an aneurysm mid-answer and the result was eerily apropos given what I do. 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Halloween may be over, but the spell endures... 🪄
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Fabulous cover with Halloween spirit. Spoooooky 👻

youtu.be/fNjgfTfQjCQ
Mourning Ritual - Bad Moon Rising [the Walking Dead Midseason Trailer song]
YouTube video by sebastianF129
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October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fun fact: Jason Momoa modeled for the cover of Rob Zombie’s 1998 album Hellbilly Deluxe.

😆😆😆
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’ve noticed a lot of AI-sounding photo captions among my cohorts lately and thought I’d see if ChatGPT is really that bad at coming up with them. Omg YES.

“Serving torso realness.” 🤣 Dead.
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Might be a new pastime
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Having a little fun with spam texters.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Should I keep going?
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Quick! Someone buy me some bright orange lingerie to match my Halloween nails! 🤩🎃
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I don’t get why people rail against Jews and immigrants when there are people out there who whistle in public and pronounce familiar “fermiliar.” Y’all wanna cleanse the human race, let’s start with these vermin.

WHO’S WITH ME???
October 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Bet you’ve never been jealous of a plastic flamingo before.
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sans-tats Sunday
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM