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AngryPenguin
@theangrypenguin.bsky.social
I’m an angry penguin, and when the big things bother everyone else, I like to really sweat the small stuff.
Pinned
Psssst Larry…follow me…we animals need to stick together
Twat on the track near Stevenage. Get off you idiot.

#nobjockey #greatnorthern #twat #AngryPenguin
February 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fog lights people!! That’s what they’re dir so we can flipping see you

#idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How am I supposed to get home @KingsXStation? Fly???!
#notrains #cancelledtrains #kingscross #angrypenguin
January 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Elon needs to stop trying to play God. That’s my fucking job.
December 27, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Bet you can’t teach this penguin to dance! Two left flippers #Strictly
#StrictlyPenguins
#AngryPenguin
December 8, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks maids, needed a drink after eating all those birds.
December 8, 2024 at 9:52 AM
How much fish could £1Billion buy me?
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Insomnia you swine!
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 12:32 PM
What the f**k are excess insurance covers anyway?!! It cost more than hiring the flipping car!

#carehire
#ripoff
#licencetoprintmoney
#AngryPenguin
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I told you they were dangerous!!!

#Potholes
#AngryPenguin
a car is stuck in a puddle of water and a dog is standing next to it
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November 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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My pal @pjrfoto.bsky.social helping me to advertise my new venue. Only accessible to the very coolest cats in town...
November 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Penguins leading donkeys- love these cats. Support them like a flapping penguin.

#AngryPenguin
#LedbyDonkeys
In Bath tomorrow night? Few tickets 🎟️ left for our event at the Pavillion with Toppings booksellers 👉 www.toppingbooks.co.uk/events/bath/...
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I’ve often wondered the same thing. But also how do they get home? Hop?
November 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
None. Football sucks.
what football team should God be a fan of and why
November 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Estate Agents…discuss
November 22, 2024 at 3:30 PM
UK inflation rises to 2.3%, increasing pressure to delay interest rate cut - The Guardian

Oh bollox.
November 20, 2024 at 11:40 PM
It’s a beautiful day outside- so why do I feel so shit?

#BaffledPenguin
November 20, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Anger is being called by your doctors surgery to make an appointment- and being told the earliest one is in three weeks time?!!!

#Whathe
#NHS
#AngryPenguin
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 AM
What a stupid idea @dominospizza.bsky.social suggesting hedgehogs eat pizza! That’s like saying penguins can eat hotdogs. Buffoons!

#AngryPenguin
#Hedgehogs
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Fifteen POUNDS?!! For cake and a coffee??? It’s not inflation it’s a flipping rip off!

#BrokenBritain
#AngryPenguin
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Donald Trump announces Freddy Krueger as his Secretary for Having Sweet Dreams
November 14, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Oh man - don’t nick my fish Mr Mistophles!!

#AngryPenguin
#FishSupper
#CatThief
a cat is carrying a large fish in its mouth
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November 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM