Andrea
@theandreak.bsky.social
I join stuff and then forget to use it.
"An escalator can never break..." 🎤: Mitch Hedberg #shorts
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September 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I was just fed an ad for an app with have exercises to get rid of your face fat and I hate everything.
August 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I was just fed an ad for an app with have exercises to get rid of your face fat and I hate everything.
Did I drill into the wall, hit the wire, and kill power to a room in my house? I sure did.
July 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Did I drill into the wall, hit the wire, and kill power to a room in my house? I sure did.
If you were my needle nose pliers, where would you be?
July 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If you were my needle nose pliers, where would you be?
I watched South Park this morning for the first time in years. Best use of my time, really. 😂
July 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I watched South Park this morning for the first time in years. Best use of my time, really. 😂
My 74 year old Mom painted this for me and I'm not even embarrassed. I'm happy she loves me.
But I love this so much that now I want to paint more walls. But I'm very very not do it myself. I get excited, I start it, I get bored, it never gets done.
But I love this so much that now I want to paint more walls. But I'm very very not do it myself. I get excited, I start it, I get bored, it never gets done.
July 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My 74 year old Mom painted this for me and I'm not even embarrassed. I'm happy she loves me.
But I love this so much that now I want to paint more walls. But I'm very very not do it myself. I get excited, I start it, I get bored, it never gets done.
But I love this so much that now I want to paint more walls. But I'm very very not do it myself. I get excited, I start it, I get bored, it never gets done.
I'm gonna need to go into Phoenix to witness this greatness.
July 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm gonna need to go into Phoenix to witness this greatness.
If you're going to a protest today please be safe. I'm seeing that governors are saying it's ok to run over protestors. Be loud, be fierce, be safe.
June 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you're going to a protest today please be safe. I'm seeing that governors are saying it's ok to run over protestors. Be loud, be fierce, be safe.
Had my last appointment today with the radiation oncologist.
I never have to go into this building again.
Clap and cheer!
I never have to go into this building again.
Clap and cheer!
June 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Had my last appointment today with the radiation oncologist.
I never have to go into this building again.
Clap and cheer!
I never have to go into this building again.
Clap and cheer!
After dealing w/2x a year mammograms & sitting in a room waiting on the results since 2020 I cannot express how much relief I felt this morning when the words "screening mammogram" were used & after the last yoga pose in the machine I heard "OK, you're done! You'll get your results in the mail!"
May 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
After dealing w/2x a year mammograms & sitting in a room waiting on the results since 2020 I cannot express how much relief I felt this morning when the words "screening mammogram" were used & after the last yoga pose in the machine I heard "OK, you're done! You'll get your results in the mail!"
Sunrise in the desert.
Hiked with friends this morning, which is always lovely.
Hiked with friends this morning, which is always lovely.
May 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sunrise in the desert.
Hiked with friends this morning, which is always lovely.
Hiked with friends this morning, which is always lovely.
Apparently it's lazy to not wear makeup and now I'm done online for today.
May 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Apparently it's lazy to not wear makeup and now I'm done online for today.
What is your reaction to this paragraph?
May 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What is your reaction to this paragraph?
What do you mean "what if?"
May 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What do you mean "what if?"
Here's some baby toes for you.
April 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's some baby toes for you.
My ride to West Virginia.
April 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My ride to West Virginia.
I posted my opinion that it's lazy to resort to victimizing women to move people to rebellion on threads & men have shown up to tell me that I'm wrong. That being uncomfortable & tense is good for a rebellion story. I AGREE. But you can get there w/out an attempted rape scene.
‘Andor’ Creator Explains That Shocking Assault Scene: “We’re All the Product of Rape”
Tony Gilroy on why that sexual assault attempt against an "undocumented" fugitive in the show's season two premiere block was necessary to tell an accurate tale of revolution — even within the Star Wa...
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April 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I posted my opinion that it's lazy to resort to victimizing women to move people to rebellion on threads & men have shown up to tell me that I'm wrong. That being uncomfortable & tense is good for a rebellion story. I AGREE. But you can get there w/out an attempted rape scene.
I wore my inside shirt to run a quick errand and I'll never make that mistake again because no I'm not a trumpy but it's too easy to think I am sorry people that saw me today.
April 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wore my inside shirt to run a quick errand and I'll never make that mistake again because no I'm not a trumpy but it's too easy to think I am sorry people that saw me today.
Dan and I went to dinner yesterday at Pizza to the Rescue, which benefits Almost There Rescue. They share the property and have some of the dogs/puppies on hand during certain hours. I got to hold an adorable cocker spaniel/corgi mix puppy. She was so sweet. If in Phoenix, check 'em out!
April 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Dan and I went to dinner yesterday at Pizza to the Rescue, which benefits Almost There Rescue. They share the property and have some of the dogs/puppies on hand during certain hours. I got to hold an adorable cocker spaniel/corgi mix puppy. She was so sweet. If in Phoenix, check 'em out!
People that voted for Trump get no peace on my socials.
April 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
People that voted for Trump get no peace on my socials.
I've never looked forward to a funeral. But I've also never been an insecure narcissist that runs their life on ego based decisions, either.
April 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I've never looked forward to a funeral. But I've also never been an insecure narcissist that runs their life on ego based decisions, either.
Happy Easter Candy day! 🐰🍫🐰
April 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy Easter Candy day! 🐰🍫🐰
COVID.gov has been turned into a government run misinformation page. This is infuriating.
It's hard enough going out in a mask as is. Most people have moved on and act like it's still not a thing.
Infuriating.
It's hard enough going out in a mask as is. Most people have moved on and act like it's still not a thing.
Infuriating.
Lab Leak: The True Origins of Covid-19
THE ORIGIN “The Proximal Origin of SARS-CoV-2” publication — which was used repeatedly by public health officials and the media to discredit the lab leak
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April 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
COVID.gov has been turned into a government run misinformation page. This is infuriating.
It's hard enough going out in a mask as is. Most people have moved on and act like it's still not a thing.
Infuriating.
It's hard enough going out in a mask as is. Most people have moved on and act like it's still not a thing.
Infuriating.
Stay safe today while participating in the protests!!
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Stay safe today while participating in the protests!!