The Arrogant Insane Professional Ninja
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i’m the smallest mosquito in the world i can slip between the atoms in your walls and drink your blood while you sleep
i’ve been exhausted since yesterday afternoon and now it’s morning. i guess i’ll just be a bad version of myself today
January 19, 2026 at 11:34 AM
i’ve been exhausted since yesterday afternoon and now it’s morning. i guess i’ll just be a bad version of myself today
It’s dromedary saturday
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
It’s dromedary saturday
who run the world? grug
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
who run the world? grug
otp: old yharnam statue x duke’s archives door
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 AM
otp: old yharnam statue x duke’s archives door
i made arsenic tacos
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
i made arsenic tacos
my fingernails are made of babies
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
my fingernails are made of babies
da squeet
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
da squeet
Dromedary Criststmas 🐪 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dromedary Criststmas 🐪 🎄
grocery list:
- desiccant packets
- desiccant packets
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
grocery list:
- desiccant packets
- desiccant packets
Rubbing my face. feeling my skeleton
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Rubbing my face. feeling my skeleton
the cgi horse
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
the cgi horse
i was circumcised with pinking shears
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i was circumcised with pinking shears
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Giving birth in the nfl blue tent
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Giving birth in the nfl blue tent
working on an album made entirely out of noises my digestive tract and joints make
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
working on an album made entirely out of noises my digestive tract and joints make
I’m gonna hit you with my onion smell attack
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I’m gonna hit you with my onion smell attack
i’m nodding like miatas
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i’m nodding like miatas
i’m the smallest mosquito in the world i can slip between the atoms in your walls and drink your blood while you sleep
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
i’m the smallest mosquito in the world i can slip between the atoms in your walls and drink your blood while you sleep
it’s dromedary monday
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
it’s dromedary monday
eggnog vampire
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
eggnog vampire