Sara Smallman
@theactualsara.bsky.social
I’m not brave, what I am is *funny*
Bought a box of broken biscuits from local corner shop for £1.50 and they all turned out to be Fox’s Classics. That’s a win, if you ask me.
December 13, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Bought a box of broken biscuits from local corner shop for £1.50 and they all turned out to be Fox’s Classics. That’s a win, if you ask me.
Had chilli oil noodles for brunch, and now my tongue is tingling with Scheuchen pepper. Watching a film called #SharkBait which is… odd, and drinking coffee that tastes like cigarettes.
October 8, 2023 at 10:11 AM
Had chilli oil noodles for brunch, and now my tongue is tingling with Scheuchen pepper. Watching a film called #SharkBait which is… odd, and drinking coffee that tastes like cigarettes.
Timothy Turner has a whole lot of the Tom Riddles about him #CallTheMidwife
October 6, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Timothy Turner has a whole lot of the Tom Riddles about him #CallTheMidwife
This could be a sweeping generalisation, but people who have house names instead of numbers are usually utter bellends.
October 4, 2023 at 3:44 PM
This could be a sweeping generalisation, but people who have house names instead of numbers are usually utter bellends.
I’ve left #CallTheMidwife at S11 and I won’t go back.
Onto Marple.
Onto Marple.
October 4, 2023 at 3:19 PM
I’ve left #CallTheMidwife at S11 and I won’t go back.
Onto Marple.
Onto Marple.
Trixie’s bloke with the dead wife desperately looks like a Sean Macguire. #CallTheMidwife
October 3, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Trixie’s bloke with the dead wife desperately looks like a Sean Macguire. #CallTheMidwife
Where do they get all the babies from for #CallTheMidwife ? Is there a newborn baby casting agency?
I am now on Season 8. I know. Shush.
I am now on Season 8. I know. Shush.
October 1, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Where do they get all the babies from for #CallTheMidwife ? Is there a newborn baby casting agency?
I am now on Season 8. I know. Shush.
I am now on Season 8. I know. Shush.
Bowie is on the third day of Bingo Dabbing everything I own with her leaky arsehole. On step three of ‘plugging the hole’, step four, I fear, might be literally.
September 27, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Bowie is on the third day of Bingo Dabbing everything I own with her leaky arsehole. On step three of ‘plugging the hole’, step four, I fear, might be literally.
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Show me your Doctor Who comfort watch with a single image.
September 27, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Show me your Doctor Who comfort watch with a single image.
For reasons unknown to myself, I am now on season 6 of Call The Midwife. The Turners make me want to throw up a little bit in my mouth. All the time.
September 27, 2023 at 10:11 PM
For reasons unknown to myself, I am now on season 6 of Call The Midwife. The Turners make me want to throw up a little bit in my mouth. All the time.
Why am I still watching Call The Midwife?? Why?? WHHHHHHYYY?
September 24, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Why am I still watching Call The Midwife?? Why?? WHHHHHHYYY?
All I need now is one multi-functional multi platform scheduler/planner to help me manage everything.
September 24, 2023 at 9:22 PM
All I need now is one multi-functional multi platform scheduler/planner to help me manage everything.
Sunday is really the only day where I want someone to snuggle up in bed with, and then get really pissed off at when they fall asleep instantly.
September 24, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Sunday is really the only day where I want someone to snuggle up in bed with, and then get really pissed off at when they fall asleep instantly.
I’ve spent so much time at the theatre this week rehearsing and preparing for Calendar Girls, that autumn has arrived all at once and I wasn’t expecting it.
September 24, 2023 at 11:18 AM
I’ve spent so much time at the theatre this week rehearsing and preparing for Calendar Girls, that autumn has arrived all at once and I wasn’t expecting it.
I have watched three episodes of Call The Midwife this morning. I don’t even know who I am anymore.
September 24, 2023 at 10:52 AM
I have watched three episodes of Call The Midwife this morning. I don’t even know who I am anymore.