Depressed Cactus
@theabyssdoesnotsee.bsky.social
Whispering into the void all the things I can't say out loud. Unapologetically live-tweeting my life. Don't Follow me, you probably won't enjoy it.
Pinned
I'm so tired.
Well. I guess being an endogenic plural system is part of why I had no problem ghosting 99% of my local acquaintances years ago. The other part is that I have a deep-rooted online life. Good or bad? I'm a functioning adult to an extent, and I haven't killed myself, so I'm gonna say good.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Well. I guess being an endogenic plural system is part of why I had no problem ghosting 99% of my local acquaintances years ago. The other part is that I have a deep-rooted online life. Good or bad? I'm a functioning adult to an extent, and I haven't killed myself, so I'm gonna say good.
I was at about a 7.5/10 on Monday. Now I'm back to 6/10.
But then I was probably cruisin' high on cough medicine on Monday...
But then I was probably cruisin' high on cough medicine on Monday...
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I was at about a 7.5/10 on Monday. Now I'm back to 6/10.
But then I was probably cruisin' high on cough medicine on Monday...
But then I was probably cruisin' high on cough medicine on Monday...
It tastes ok today. Either I'm about to die or my sense of taste has finally buckled
Kirkland coffee tastes like ass and I'm convinced that ppl like it only because it's cheap and/or they grew with shitty bitter coffee.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It tastes ok today. Either I'm about to die or my sense of taste has finally buckled
Have an unfamiliar feeling today. Headspace feels tilted 15°. Realised that I might be... In... A good mood?
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Have an unfamiliar feeling today. Headspace feels tilted 15°. Realised that I might be... In... A good mood?
Basically my coping mechanism. youtu.be/2mY_YUUdRBk?...
The Existential Elk Theory - The Darkest Philosophical Essay Ever Written
YouTube video by Pursuit of Wonder
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Basically my coping mechanism. youtu.be/2mY_YUUdRBk?...
Kirkland coffee tastes like ass and I'm convinced that ppl like it only because it's cheap and/or they grew with shitty bitter coffee.
October 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Kirkland coffee tastes like ass and I'm convinced that ppl like it only because it's cheap and/or they grew with shitty bitter coffee.
Feeling particularly unwell today. Emotionally. If one of my alters could take over the driving that'd be nice, but I don't blame them for not wanting to deal with it either.
October 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Feeling particularly unwell today. Emotionally. If one of my alters could take over the driving that'd be nice, but I don't blame them for not wanting to deal with it either.
Scrolled so far that I got a random post of someone's haiku and it's the wrong fucking syllable count
That's enough social media for today
That's enough social media for today
August 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Scrolled so far that I got a random post of someone's haiku and it's the wrong fucking syllable count
That's enough social media for today
That's enough social media for today
4:35 am and I'm lying awake thinking about how much I fucking hate the sack of shit that got me unjustly fired last year.
August 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
4:35 am and I'm lying awake thinking about how much I fucking hate the sack of shit that got me unjustly fired last year.
Is it just me, or is it kind of craycray how much effort/work neurotypical/abled people are willing to put into doing things?
July 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Is it just me, or is it kind of craycray how much effort/work neurotypical/abled people are willing to put into doing things?
Hey @telussupport.bsky.social ? Stop using third party telemarketers that bought my info off a list you released years ago. You're literally the only service provider that constantly calls me when I've said no repeatedly.
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hey @telussupport.bsky.social ? Stop using third party telemarketers that bought my info off a list you released years ago. You're literally the only service provider that constantly calls me when I've said no repeatedly.
Low key stressed the fuck out by current events, so Imma go seek out some catharsis by getting some new ear piercings.
Got a rook piercing back in November.
Got a rook piercing back in November.
July 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Low key stressed the fuck out by current events, so Imma go seek out some catharsis by getting some new ear piercings.
Got a rook piercing back in November.
Got a rook piercing back in November.
Every day I wake up and am sorely disappointed.
To be waking up.
To be waking up.
July 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every day I wake up and am sorely disappointed.
To be waking up.
To be waking up.
What the fuck, Pierre. This is why it's good you didn't win.
July 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What the fuck, Pierre. This is why it's good you didn't win.
If I were a blogger my clickbait title for today's article would be "My Parents Gave Me a Privileged Life and Also a Condo. Here's Why I Can't Wait For Them To Die"
July 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If I were a blogger my clickbait title for today's article would be "My Parents Gave Me a Privileged Life and Also a Condo. Here's Why I Can't Wait For Them To Die"
This tinnitus is hella loud, jeez
July 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This tinnitus is hella loud, jeez
So. How big is the hand basket?
June 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So. How big is the hand basket?
Was having a decent day then brain decided to get into a spiral ust because I saw old coworkers at yoga.
June 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Was having a decent day then brain decided to get into a spiral ust because I saw old coworkers at yoga.
I'd love to see some guillotines set up by the white house. As a treat. Doesn't even need to have blades.
June 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I'd love to see some guillotines set up by the white house. As a treat. Doesn't even need to have blades.
I'm about to become a home owner which is every millenial's pipe dream. But I'm not really stoked about it, because this is being thrust upon me when I'm barely making a living thanks to stupid end stage capitalism. :/ truly a dystopian world we live in.
June 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm about to become a home owner which is every millenial's pipe dream. But I'm not really stoked about it, because this is being thrust upon me when I'm barely making a living thanks to stupid end stage capitalism. :/ truly a dystopian world we live in.
If you're abled and leave a mess in the public washroom, I hope you shit yourself for every single time you leave it in a disgusting state without cleaning up properly.
May 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you're abled and leave a mess in the public washroom, I hope you shit yourself for every single time you leave it in a disgusting state without cleaning up properly.
Is this depression or is this legitimate boredom?
The ADHD dilemma
The ADHD dilemma
May 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Is this depression or is this legitimate boredom?
The ADHD dilemma
The ADHD dilemma
Reposted by Depressed Cactus
:') can we either just collectively die or ascend to proper progress already, I'm tired of circling the drain as a species
May 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
:') can we either just collectively die or ascend to proper progress already, I'm tired of circling the drain as a species