Wolverine/Weapon X (Parody)
@the-weapon-x.bsky.social
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a cartoon of a man in a wolverine costume holding a sword
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a wolverine costume holding a sword
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“I kept him away last time didn’t I?”
-Independent Portrayal of WOLVERINE
- NOT related to SABRETOOTH
- Dark themes (Examples: Near death, gore, violence)
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-Independent Portrayal of WOLVERINE
- NOT related to SABRETOOTH
- Dark themes (Examples: Near death, gore, violence)
More Info below ⬇️
But I already do that…
BE CRIME! DO GAY!
March 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
But I already do that…
On it.
*Runs off to find Wade.*
*Runs off to find Wade.*
"Please!"
Want me to bite him or…
February 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
On it.
*Runs off to find Wade.*
*Runs off to find Wade.*
Want me to bite him or…
{ @the-weapon-x.bsky.social From pout starter}
Pouts
"Wade called me a pup Instead of good boy! I hate him ! ! "
Pouts
"Wade called me a pup Instead of good boy! I hate him ! ! "
I was thinking of reasons why Wolvie would be pouting and now I have 2 many. help me. Like for a pouting Wolvie
February 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Want me to bite him or…
Water???
*He’s not gonna complain he is quite thirsty.*
*He’s not gonna complain he is quite thirsty.*
C'OM'EREEE!!! FREE WATER! FREE WATERRRR
February 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Water???
*He’s not gonna complain he is quite thirsty.*
*He’s not gonna complain he is quite thirsty.*
JAAAAAAAAMMMMMES!!
February 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
JAAAAAAAAMMMMMES!!
Sorry Miss Frost I won’t do it again.
*He smiles her.*
*He smiles her.*
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry Miss Frost I won’t do it again.
*He smiles her.*
*He smiles her.*
Sometimes I can still hear Wade’s voice.
February 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sometimes I can still hear Wade’s voice.
Alright.
*Tuns off to hunt.*
*Tuns off to hunt.*
Deer meat and duck, okay?
Sure I’ll go hunting for some.
January 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Alright.
*Tuns off to hunt.*
*Tuns off to hunt.*
Sure I’ll go hunting for some.
@the-weapon-x.bsky.social "Meat?"
January 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sure I’ll go hunting for some.
It’s true I’m the best there is at what I do. It ain’t pretty but that’s fine by me.
❝HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT, EVERYONE!❞
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It’s true I’m the best there is at what I do. It ain’t pretty but that’s fine by me.
Reposted by Wolverine/Weapon X (Parody)
//Guys feel free to randomly bug me I don’t bite.
January 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
//Guys feel free to randomly bug me I don’t bite.
|| Real. Been busy doing video games myself.
January 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
|| Real. Been busy doing video games myself.
I always smell.
"Ya wonder why you're so smelly?"
Sometimes I sit here a beer in hand and wonder….
January 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I always smell.
Sometimes I sit here a beer in hand and wonder….
January 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sometimes I sit here a beer in hand and wonder….
I win!!
): sorry
:,(
No!!
No!!
January 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I win!!
:,(
No!!
No!!
*Bites back*
A.DADDY'S.BOY!
A.DADDY'S.BOY!
*Bites*
Not. A. Daddy’s. Boy.
Not. A. Daddy’s. Boy.
January 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
:,(
No!!
No!!
Being a kitten better than being a pup.
"Ain't ya suppose to get angry or some shit?"
Meow.
January 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Being a kitten better than being a pup.
Meow.
"Kitten."
January 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Meow.
Can confirm.
heroes are stinky
January 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Can confirm.