Agent NaN
@thaxter.bsky.social
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Weird America & UFOs.
Crossing timelines without a visa.
OC cat photos always get a like.
Weird America & UFOs.
Crossing timelines without a visa.
OC cat photos always get a like.
What is that awful scraping sound. I hope it's not my neighbor attacking the alley ice because bro not worth your time
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
What is that awful scraping sound. I hope it's not my neighbor attacking the alley ice because bro not worth your time
Twitter is increasingly showing me porny but unsatisfying and often AI vids. Like busty bouncing, athletic wear ass.
They are trying to distract us from seeing fully naked women who would slay you.
They are trying to distract us from seeing fully naked women who would slay you.
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Twitter is increasingly showing me porny but unsatisfying and often AI vids. Like busty bouncing, athletic wear ass.
They are trying to distract us from seeing fully naked women who would slay you.
They are trying to distract us from seeing fully naked women who would slay you.
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Imagine a spherical cow, on LinkedIn
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Imagine a spherical cow, on LinkedIn
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He bolts down all events, all creeds, and beliefs, and persuasions, all hard things visible and invisible
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
He bolts down all events, all creeds, and beliefs, and persuasions, all hard things visible and invisible
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ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨
ｆｕｃｋ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 Fᴜᴄᴋ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ 🄵🅄🄲🄺 ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ f u c k ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
I can't wait til spring so we can see more skateboard events those are fun.
December 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I can't wait til spring so we can see more skateboard events those are fun.
Why is diversification of assets "smart" but diversification of workers bad?
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Why is diversification of assets "smart" but diversification of workers bad?
Having that funny thing where a spot on my thigh feels hot at times. Time to do some yoga.
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Having that funny thing where a spot on my thigh feels hot at times. Time to do some yoga.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Always be alert to narrative smuggling: when a superficially correct and obvious statement is followed with an unrelated more specific idea.
Trivial example in pic. Yes the riposte is correct. But what does it have to do with "YIMBY"?
Trivial example in pic. Yes the riposte is correct. But what does it have to do with "YIMBY"?
December 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Always be alert to narrative smuggling: when a superficially correct and obvious statement is followed with an unrelated more specific idea.
Trivial example in pic. Yes the riposte is correct. But what does it have to do with "YIMBY"?
Trivial example in pic. Yes the riposte is correct. But what does it have to do with "YIMBY"?
I am afraid to ask youngsters if it is inappropriate to say "booyakasha" only because I fear they don't
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I am afraid to ask youngsters if it is inappropriate to say "booyakasha" only because I fear they don't
How long can I watch an increasingly less vital show before I tap out?
I have low standards so don't dare me to like a thing you don't like.
I have low standards so don't dare me to like a thing you don't like.
December 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
How long can I watch an increasingly less vital show before I tap out?
I have low standards so don't dare me to like a thing you don't like.
I have low standards so don't dare me to like a thing you don't like.
I provided a correction to the Project Gutenberg copy of Moby Dick (uncredited) and I would rather just say that than have a resume or LinkedIn rn.
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I provided a correction to the Project Gutenberg copy of Moby Dick (uncredited) and I would rather just say that than have a resume or LinkedIn rn.
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Fire on Customs Wharf tonight. Not sure what business, a little past Portlhole #portlandmaine #oldport
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Fire on Customs Wharf tonight. Not sure what business, a little past Portlhole #portlandmaine #oldport
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everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
Why does algorithm driven SM want to show me endless vids of neato "how to do shit" vids where at least one element is stupid or wrong
Just bait all of it
Just bait all of it
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why does algorithm driven SM want to show me endless vids of neato "how to do shit" vids where at least one element is stupid or wrong
Just bait all of it
Just bait all of it
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Are these the files you boxed up from the Biden era probe into Epstein co-conspirators and shipped off to DC after you killed the investigation and fired the prosecutors? You’ve had these since January. I call BS.
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Are these the files you boxed up from the Biden era probe into Epstein co-conspirators and shipped off to DC after you killed the investigation and fired the prosecutors? You’ve had these since January. I call BS.
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The people who profited most from the cancel culture/free speech panic were less interested in actual freedom of speech than establishing their own control over public discourse. You don't even have to take my word for it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The people who profited most from the cancel culture/free speech panic were less interested in actual freedom of speech than establishing their own control over public discourse. You don't even have to take my word for it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
I am not interested in anything Charlie Kirk.
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I am not interested in anything Charlie Kirk.
In honor of holiday, happy early #catnesday
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In honor of holiday, happy early #catnesday
Imagine a spherical cow, on LinkedIn
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Imagine a spherical cow, on LinkedIn
Sometimes when kids say "I love you" to their parents in TV series I am like [dog side eye.jpeg]
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sometimes when kids say "I love you" to their parents in TV series I am like [dog side eye.jpeg]
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Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them