Agent NaN
@thaxter.bsky.social
NaN = Not A Number
Weird America & UFOs.
Crossing timelines without a visa.
OC cat photos always get a like.
Weird America & UFOs.
Crossing timelines without a visa.
OC cat photos always get a like.
In 1997 I said "they are trying to turn the Internet back into television" and they have largely succeeded.
February 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
In 1997 I said "they are trying to turn the Internet back into television" and they have largely succeeded.
Via @thezignal.bsky.social podcast: if Hollywood is the source of alien being reports, why does no one ever see R2D2 or C3PEO or Chewbacca? And Chebacca is just Bigfoot! #ufox
February 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Via @thezignal.bsky.social podcast: if Hollywood is the source of alien being reports, why does no one ever see R2D2 or C3PEO or Chewbacca? And Chebacca is just Bigfoot! #ufox
Two things that benefit from the touch of personal experience: keys and zippers.
February 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Two things that benefit from the touch of personal experience: keys and zippers.
The internet sucks now. What is that beer from Quebec (City?) that maybe had gold and a red fleur de lys that was distributed in New England in the 1990s.
SE fail. Multiple AI have failed.
Help. It might have been Saint something.
SE fail. Multiple AI have failed.
Help. It might have been Saint something.
February 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The internet sucks now. What is that beer from Quebec (City?) that maybe had gold and a red fleur de lys that was distributed in New England in the 1990s.
SE fail. Multiple AI have failed.
Help. It might have been Saint something.
SE fail. Multiple AI have failed.
Help. It might have been Saint something.
We are doomed.
I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
We are doomed.
Reposted by Agent NaN
The FBI has not released all the evidence it has on this victim or her allegations against Trump. Her story was credible enough to be used to sue Epstein successfully and help convict Ghislaine Maxwell. Why can't the world see an unredacted 302 report?
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The FBI has not released all the evidence it has on this victim or her allegations against Trump. Her story was credible enough to be used to sue Epstein successfully and help convict Ghislaine Maxwell. Why can't the world see an unredacted 302 report?
I beg anyone who thinks this Epstein/Trump (and Gates or whoever) stuff sounds nuts, please notice how victims are intimidated and/or bought off.
And we have only seen crumbs of the truly sick stuff. I am not going to link or post but my lord there is some evil shit visible.
And we have only seen crumbs of the truly sick stuff. I am not going to link or post but my lord there is some evil shit visible.
The files contain devastating pleas from a woman who survived Epstein’s network and says she has spent years being gaslit, questioning her own lawyers, describing coercive settlements, deleted records, harassment, media smears, and silence. 🧵
February 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I beg anyone who thinks this Epstein/Trump (and Gates or whoever) stuff sounds nuts, please notice how victims are intimidated and/or bought off.
And we have only seen crumbs of the truly sick stuff. I am not going to link or post but my lord there is some evil shit visible.
And we have only seen crumbs of the truly sick stuff. I am not going to link or post but my lord there is some evil shit visible.
Reposted by Agent NaN
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
OK kitty I know some of our family aren't here and you are concerned but please stop parking your butt in my face.
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
OK kitty I know some of our family aren't here and you are concerned but please stop parking your butt in my face.
One thing I just noticed: LLMs and bots never seem to show spontaneous wit.
It's either bland, polished paragraphs (often ending with "it's not X, it's Y") or witless vituperation.
It's either bland, polished paragraphs (often ending with "it's not X, it's Y") or witless vituperation.
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
One thing I just noticed: LLMs and bots never seem to show spontaneous wit.
It's either bland, polished paragraphs (often ending with "it's not X, it's Y") or witless vituperation.
It's either bland, polished paragraphs (often ending with "it's not X, it's Y") or witless vituperation.
If you say "grok is this true" I don't care if you live or die.
February 17, 2026 at 8:44 AM
If you say "grok is this true" I don't care if you live or die.
Attn bsky: my cat stopped sneezing.
February 17, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Attn bsky: my cat stopped sneezing.
Oh shit i just grabbed this pic off the internet only to realize this was mine.
I rehabbed that concrete floor which is how I know 100%
I rehabbed that concrete floor which is how I know 100%
Unrelated I once bought and sold (at a profit) a Lightolier floor lamp that looked like a pencil and I kinda wish I still had it. It was pretty cool.
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Oh shit i just grabbed this pic off the internet only to realize this was mine.
I rehabbed that concrete floor which is how I know 100%
I rehabbed that concrete floor which is how I know 100%
They can't keep up with me fr
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
They can't keep up with me fr
Unusual 78 I own, have to ship it to a guy eventually.
February 17, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Unusual 78 I own, have to ship it to a guy eventually.
One social media rule is that the best liked posts have a typo.
I cannot explain this.
I cannot explain this.
February 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
One social media rule is that the best liked posts have a typo.
I cannot explain this.
I cannot explain this.
Damn I wore socks 2 days in a row and my feet smell. I was on my feet for several hours both those days but I am not down with stinky feet.
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Damn I wore socks 2 days in a row and my feet smell. I was on my feet for several hours both those days but I am not down with stinky feet.
There is no hot chip
February 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
There is no hot chip
It is possible to tell when a habitual weed smoker is actually sorta high. If you work with them it's not hard. Also not hard to deal with. Just provide a smidgen of executive function buddy system, the same as ADHD folks wish for but rarely get.
February 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
It is possible to tell when a habitual weed smoker is actually sorta high. If you work with them it's not hard. Also not hard to deal with. Just provide a smidgen of executive function buddy system, the same as ADHD folks wish for but rarely get.
My cat hates to let me poop alone. Not even toddlers are that concerned about me pooping.
February 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
My cat hates to let me poop alone. Not even toddlers are that concerned about me pooping.
I read an online recipe calling for Roman garum does anyone have a plug?
February 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I read an online recipe calling for Roman garum does anyone have a plug?
Gonna eat a frozen bird pepper just to feel something.
February 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Gonna eat a frozen bird pepper just to feel something.
It turns out it don't need a better mattress I just need to change sleep positions at night even if the cat is sitting on me.
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
It turns out it don't need a better mattress I just need to change sleep positions at night even if the cat is sitting on me.
Bondi released a list of those in the "Epstein files"?
Elvis Presley is on the list. As well as Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin. Long dead, dead before the crimes.
Bondi is doing everything she can to obscure the situation. It won't be enough.
Elvis Presley is on the list. As well as Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin. Long dead, dead before the crimes.
Bondi is doing everything she can to obscure the situation. It won't be enough.
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Bondi released a list of those in the "Epstein files"?
Elvis Presley is on the list. As well as Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin. Long dead, dead before the crimes.
Bondi is doing everything she can to obscure the situation. It won't be enough.
Elvis Presley is on the list. As well as Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin. Long dead, dead before the crimes.
Bondi is doing everything she can to obscure the situation. It won't be enough.