Bingo

I saw someone call BlueSky ➡️ Bluey today. That got me thinking of dogs… which spiraled into me wanting to call their posts Blue’s Clues 💙 🐾 @bsky.app

[In an Olive Garden]

Me: Pushing tables together, spilling gravy everywhere, ushering my elderly aunt in.

Waiter: Sir! Sir! What are you doing?!

Me: When you’re here, you’re family.

#Thanksgiving

If I were president, I would simply establish the Department of Lil Treats to guarantee every citizen one (1) daily lil treat

An excellent source of vitamin cat #cats

#Cats are so relatable because they see a place to lay down and they’re like hell yeah

me: [leaving twitter, joining bluesky]
me: alexa play cashin’ out by ca$h out