Ass Ketchum
@thatotherkween.bsky.social
💯% Grade A malicious gay faggotry
☀️📍SoCal | 🧑🤝🧑 | 33 | chronically distracted
trying to relate and be funny is how I communicate
☀️📍SoCal | 🧑🤝🧑 | 33 | chronically distracted
trying to relate and be funny is how I communicate
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Don't watch Euphoria but obsessed with "Hello Rue, you owe me money"
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Don't watch Euphoria but obsessed with "Hello Rue, you owe me money"
🎶 ✨ So why you wanna go put stars in your eyes? 🎶 ✨
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
🎶 ✨ So why you wanna go put stars in your eyes? 🎶 ✨
Literally just discovering PinkPantheress has some bops
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Literally just discovering PinkPantheress has some bops
It's the drag race girls having a kid over my Ginger Minj meme on IG 😂
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It's the drag race girls having a kid over my Ginger Minj meme on IG 😂
Realizing the weekends arent enough time to fit gay shit in. Will need to start going to the gay spaces during the week honestly.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Realizing the weekends arent enough time to fit gay shit in. Will need to start going to the gay spaces during the week honestly.
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The millennial urge to say “it’s not a boulder, it’s a rock!” whenever walking past a large rock
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The millennial urge to say “it’s not a boulder, it’s a rock!” whenever walking past a large rock
The fine line between whether you're depressed or just need caffeine
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The fine line between whether you're depressed or just need caffeine
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Biggest downgrade in history
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Biggest downgrade in history
Biggest downgrade in history
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Biggest downgrade in history
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name
After a week of having godson and nephews over at my place, im ready to resume being the childless homosexual that I am.
January 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
After a week of having godson and nephews over at my place, im ready to resume being the childless homosexual that I am.
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Meet me on the dance floor
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Meet me on the dance floor
Meet me on the dance floor
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Meet me on the dance floor
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Trans men are just IT
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Trans men are just IT
It's been a long week, go get some dick, you deserve it 💕
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
It's been a long week, go get some dick, you deserve it 💕
Wanting to watch Traitors but also not wanting to subscribe to Peacock remembering they were doing ICE ads
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Wanting to watch Traitors but also not wanting to subscribe to Peacock remembering they were doing ICE ads
Trans men are just IT
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Trans men are just IT
What have you don't today to make you feel like a faggot?
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
What have you don't today to make you feel like a faggot?
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The fumble of not making Monet a traitor
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The fumble of not making Monet a traitor
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Just liked my tits this morning
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Just liked my tits this morning
For the longest I thought Diana Ross was no longer with us
January 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
For the longest I thought Diana Ross was no longer with us
Hey Mickey is still such a good song
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Hey Mickey is still such a good song
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Current mood at work
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Current mood at work
Really need my hair to grow back so I can get back to my mullet era
January 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Really need my hair to grow back so I can get back to my mullet era