Stephon Walker
@thatguystephon.bsky.social
3 lbs. of self-aware, neuronal aspic, piloting a meat Gundam
I long for a time when a closet can be out and proud
February 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I long for a time when a closet can be out and proud
The worst part of being old is knowing that’s not what the Muppets really sound like
February 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The worst part of being old is knowing that’s not what the Muppets really sound like
If you'd like to let Google Maps know that you do not approve of their trumpery, you can report an is, through their website
February 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you'd like to let Google Maps know that you do not approve of their trumpery, you can report an is, through their website
Rachel Maddow and others characterize Trump as weak, when he backs down under pressure. But I worry he’s just probing, and actually playing a long game. There’s no downside for him: he either succeeds or gathers intel on who resists and how, helping him to plan his next move.
February 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Rachel Maddow and others characterize Trump as weak, when he backs down under pressure. But I worry he’s just probing, and actually playing a long game. There’s no downside for him: he either succeeds or gathers intel on who resists and how, helping him to plan his next move.
This sentence should not even exist!
#It’samadhouse
#It’samadhouse
February 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This sentence should not even exist!
#It’samadhouse
#It’samadhouse
There are two accepted ways of pronouncing, "Saxophonist."
One sounds like it means, "Someone who plays the saxophone."
The other sounds like it means, "Someone who applies lotion to a person's scrotum."
One sounds like it means, "Someone who plays the saxophone."
The other sounds like it means, "Someone who applies lotion to a person's scrotum."
January 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There are two accepted ways of pronouncing, "Saxophonist."
One sounds like it means, "Someone who plays the saxophone."
The other sounds like it means, "Someone who applies lotion to a person's scrotum."
One sounds like it means, "Someone who plays the saxophone."
The other sounds like it means, "Someone who applies lotion to a person's scrotum."
It seems if you’re a variety performer, you need to hold a Guinness World Record.
I’m going to set one for Most Guinness World Record Holding Performers hit by swinging a dead cat.
I’m going to set one for Most Guinness World Record Holding Performers hit by swinging a dead cat.
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It seems if you’re a variety performer, you need to hold a Guinness World Record.
I’m going to set one for Most Guinness World Record Holding Performers hit by swinging a dead cat.
I’m going to set one for Most Guinness World Record Holding Performers hit by swinging a dead cat.
Someone took the steel plates off their Cybertruck, and found this underneath #Wankpänzer
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Someone took the steel plates off their Cybertruck, and found this underneath #Wankpänzer
I’m considering changing my name to “Late for Dinner.”
January 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m considering changing my name to “Late for Dinner.”
U.S. bad neighborhood: “I got hit from behind and woke up in the hospital with my wallet, my phone, and my shoes missing”
Canadian bad neighborhood: “Guy said ‘Give me your wallet,’ took the cash out, handed me the wallet back, AND HE DIDN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE!”
Canadian bad neighborhood: “Guy said ‘Give me your wallet,’ took the cash out, handed me the wallet back, AND HE DIDN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE!”
January 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
U.S. bad neighborhood: “I got hit from behind and woke up in the hospital with my wallet, my phone, and my shoes missing”
Canadian bad neighborhood: “Guy said ‘Give me your wallet,’ took the cash out, handed me the wallet back, AND HE DIDN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE!”
Canadian bad neighborhood: “Guy said ‘Give me your wallet,’ took the cash out, handed me the wallet back, AND HE DIDN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE!”
People (rightly) complain about Hollywood's lack of originality, with all the sequels and remakes, but I never hear anyone comment on how many comic books stories rely on clones and symbiotes and Doomsday.
January 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
People (rightly) complain about Hollywood's lack of originality, with all the sequels and remakes, but I never hear anyone comment on how many comic books stories rely on clones and symbiotes and Doomsday.
Um, guys...defending the ancient Roman salute isn't the flex you think it is. You need to spend more of your time thinking about ancient Rome
January 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Um, guys...defending the ancient Roman salute isn't the flex you think it is. You need to spend more of your time thinking about ancient Rome
Reporter: What are your qualifications as a scientist?
Scientist: Well, I am often baffled.
#ScienceReporting
Scientist: Well, I am often baffled.
#ScienceReporting
January 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Reporter: What are your qualifications as a scientist?
Scientist: Well, I am often baffled.
#ScienceReporting
Scientist: Well, I am often baffled.
#ScienceReporting
Reposted by Stephon Walker
No.
This is literally not how cancer works.
At all.
Discouraging people from getting medically indicated diagnostic biopsies is a danger to people’s lives.
1/
This is literally not how cancer works.
At all.
Discouraging people from getting medically indicated diagnostic biopsies is a danger to people’s lives.
1/
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
No.
This is literally not how cancer works.
At all.
Discouraging people from getting medically indicated diagnostic biopsies is a danger to people’s lives.
1/
This is literally not how cancer works.
At all.
Discouraging people from getting medically indicated diagnostic biopsies is a danger to people’s lives.
1/
Merde!
(Pardon my French)
(Pardon my French)
January 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Merde!
(Pardon my French)
(Pardon my French)
There’s a startling number of casual anti-semities in the U.S.
Not so much the “Send them to the showers!” kind, but more the, “So, whatcha gonna do with that unopened soap?” kind
#JewishSenseOfHumor
Not so much the “Send them to the showers!” kind, but more the, “So, whatcha gonna do with that unopened soap?” kind
#JewishSenseOfHumor
January 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There’s a startling number of casual anti-semities in the U.S.
Not so much the “Send them to the showers!” kind, but more the, “So, whatcha gonna do with that unopened soap?” kind
#JewishSenseOfHumor
Not so much the “Send them to the showers!” kind, but more the, “So, whatcha gonna do with that unopened soap?” kind
#JewishSenseOfHumor