ThatGuyNamedRob
@thatguynamedrob.bsky.social
Social commentary, dad jokes & observations
Humor first. Honesty always.
Humor first. Honesty always.
Pinned
I’m still gonna post dad jokes and dumb videos.
But I’m also gonna talk about stuff that actually matters to me.
Same guy. Same humor. Wider lane.
But I’m also gonna talk about stuff that actually matters to me.
Same guy. Same humor. Wider lane.
How many of the people pissed off about #BadBunny and his halftime show performance were eating chips n salsa or nachos and queso last night? #hypocrisy
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
How many of the people pissed off about #BadBunny and his halftime show performance were eating chips n salsa or nachos and queso last night? #hypocrisy
Now I feel like a punk because I didn't want to walk up and check the mail in the cold.
Lindsey Vonn said she has no regrets over her decision to compete in the Winter Olympics after sustaining a “completely ruptured” ACL one day after crashing during a race and severely breaking her leg. https://cnn.it/4kqYPHL
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Now I feel like a punk because I didn't want to walk up and check the mail in the cold.
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
#Twitter or X suspended my account recently and never fixed it.
So anyway, welcome to Bluesky — where my jokes are free range and not held hostage by a billionaire midlife crisis.
So anyway, welcome to Bluesky — where my jokes are free range and not held hostage by a billionaire midlife crisis.
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
#Twitter or X suspended my account recently and never fixed it.
So anyway, welcome to Bluesky — where my jokes are free range and not held hostage by a billionaire midlife crisis.
So anyway, welcome to Bluesky — where my jokes are free range and not held hostage by a billionaire midlife crisis.
I’m still gonna post dad jokes and dumb videos.
But I’m also gonna talk about stuff that actually matters to me.
Same guy. Same humor. Wider lane.
But I’m also gonna talk about stuff that actually matters to me.
Same guy. Same humor. Wider lane.
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I’m still gonna post dad jokes and dumb videos.
But I’m also gonna talk about stuff that actually matters to me.
Same guy. Same humor. Wider lane.
But I’m also gonna talk about stuff that actually matters to me.
Same guy. Same humor. Wider lane.
Pro #wrestling fans are very #cultured. None of us think it’s real—that’s why we love it! It’s theater with comedy, drama, moral lessons, song, dance, and wild costumes. Like a soap opera with multiple character arcs—there’s a style for everyone. Give it a try!
Wrestling star MJF looked visibly surprised after the typically pro-MAGA crowd hijacked his AEW main event by loudly chanting "F**k ICE!"
Pro Wrestling Star Visibly Stunned After 'F**k ICE' Chant Breaks Out During Main Event
www.comicsands.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Pro #wrestling fans are very #cultured. None of us think it’s real—that’s why we love it! It’s theater with comedy, drama, moral lessons, song, dance, and wild costumes. Like a soap opera with multiple character arcs—there’s a style for everyone. Give it a try!
When the wife is in a mood #humor #Husbandandwife
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
When the wife is in a mood #humor #Husbandandwife
Hello Bluesky.
I’m a 44-year-old married guy with kids. I post humorous observations about family life, getting older, and moments that probably should’ve stayed internal.
I’m a 44-year-old married guy with kids. I post humorous observations about family life, getting older, and moments that probably should’ve stayed internal.
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Hello Bluesky.
I’m a 44-year-old married guy with kids. I post humorous observations about family life, getting older, and moments that probably should’ve stayed internal.
I’m a 44-year-old married guy with kids. I post humorous observations about family life, getting older, and moments that probably should’ve stayed internal.
I went to #Starbucks today and asked for a dark roast, the kid behind the counter stopped what he was doing, looked up at me and asked if my mother gave birth to any children that lived, I said too dark. #Humor
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I went to #Starbucks today and asked for a dark roast, the kid behind the counter stopped what he was doing, looked up at me and asked if my mother gave birth to any children that lived, I said too dark. #Humor
Well apparently this is my new home since Techboy Elon won't return my account that got hacked and suspended. Fuck you twitter #fuckTwitter #Dummies
February 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Well apparently this is my new home since Techboy Elon won't return my account that got hacked and suspended. Fuck you twitter #fuckTwitter #Dummies
Sometimes, I wonder if I still would have had to work this hard into my 40s had I just once replied to one of those Nigerian princes #deepthoughts
May 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sometimes, I wonder if I still would have had to work this hard into my 40s had I just once replied to one of those Nigerian princes #deepthoughts
Two men from Oregon who went missing after going on a search for Bigfoot have been found dead.
They believed that they could use the fane from finding Bigfoot to help them find the real killer of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson
#Bigfoot #news #fake
www.npr.org/2024/12/29/n...
They believed that they could use the fane from finding Bigfoot to help them find the real killer of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson
#Bigfoot #news #fake
www.npr.org/2024/12/29/n...
2 men were found dead from exposure after looking for Sasquatch
The bodies of two men looking for Sasquatch were found in a forest in Washington state after a three-day search.
www.npr.org
February 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Two men from Oregon who went missing after going on a search for Bigfoot have been found dead.
They believed that they could use the fane from finding Bigfoot to help them find the real killer of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson
#Bigfoot #news #fake
www.npr.org/2024/12/29/n...
They believed that they could use the fane from finding Bigfoot to help them find the real killer of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson
#Bigfoot #news #fake
www.npr.org/2024/12/29/n...
A juvenile was arrested at a West Virginia trailer park after she allegedly broke into several homes and assaulted people while naked and under the influence of acid in an incident Police are describing as Wednesday. #news #humor #WestVirginia
www.wtrf.com/west-virgini...
www.wtrf.com/west-virgini...
www.wtrf.com
February 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A juvenile was arrested at a West Virginia trailer park after she allegedly broke into several homes and assaulted people while naked and under the influence of acid in an incident Police are describing as Wednesday. #news #humor #WestVirginia
www.wtrf.com/west-virgini...
www.wtrf.com/west-virgini...
Boo this asshole and vote Tom Cotton out
January 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Boo this asshole and vote Tom Cotton out
Tom Cotton was that kid who when the teacher asked if you wanted a Pizza party or a Spelling quiz, his bitch ass wanted the quiz #VoteHimOut
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tom Cotton was that kid who when the teacher asked if you wanted a Pizza party or a Spelling quiz, his bitch ass wanted the quiz #VoteHimOut
Is it legal to send a shot of your butthole to Tom Cotton? #tiktokban
January 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Is it legal to send a shot of your butthole to Tom Cotton? #tiktokban
The harshest reality I've ever had to face was coming to the realization that my wife has asthma because every time she sees me it takes her breath away
December 25, 2024 at 4:59 AM
The harshest reality I've ever had to face was coming to the realization that my wife has asthma because every time she sees me it takes her breath away
I walked into Starbucks and asked for a dark roast. The kid behind the counter asked me if my Mother ever had any children that lived. I said too dark.
December 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I walked into Starbucks and asked for a dark roast. The kid behind the counter asked me if my Mother ever had any children that lived. I said too dark.
I told my wife I think she should try fentanyl, Fentanyl this dick in her mouth.
December 25, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I told my wife I think she should try fentanyl, Fentanyl this dick in her mouth.
When Kidd Rock sang bong and a thong orangutan titties I felt that in my soul.
December 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
When Kidd Rock sang bong and a thong orangutan titties I felt that in my soul.
December 9, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Apparently my pharmacist has thought that my wife and I are really stupid for sometime. I picked her up some medicated mouthwash and the Pharmacist kept saying don't swallow it like we never knew how mouth wash works
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Apparently my pharmacist has thought that my wife and I are really stupid for sometime. I picked her up some medicated mouthwash and the Pharmacist kept saying don't swallow it like we never knew how mouth wash works
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I walked into a #Starbucks and I asked for a dark roast, the kid working behind the counter stopped what he was doing and asked me if my Mother had ever had any children that lived, I said too dark #humor #jokes
December 4, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I walked into a #Starbucks and I asked for a dark roast, the kid working behind the counter stopped what he was doing and asked me if my Mother had ever had any children that lived, I said too dark #humor #jokes