Oh hi BlueSky (*the room voice*)
November 17, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Oh hi BlueSky (*the room voice*)
Sasquash Fest and Garlic Fest are on the same day this weekend and I’m reeling
September 28, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Sasquash Fest and Garlic Fest are on the same day this weekend and I’m reeling
She/They dinner
September 20, 2023 at 12:15 AM
She/They dinner
Oh my rbf is BAD. I just scared a poor girl. She thought I was going to yell at her :(
August 29, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Oh my rbf is BAD. I just scared a poor girl. She thought I was going to yell at her :(
Holy shit he did the blue steel
August 25, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Holy shit he did the blue steel
There goes my hero
August 22, 2023 at 6:03 PM
There goes my hero
I was fucking around in a steam in Vermont today (as one does) and I found a scope in the mud.
The shit you find in Vermont floods.
The shit you find in Vermont floods.
August 21, 2023 at 1:03 AM
I was fucking around in a steam in Vermont today (as one does) and I found a scope in the mud.
The shit you find in Vermont floods.
The shit you find in Vermont floods.
The Barbie Movie was better than Life Sized with Tyra Banks
August 18, 2023 at 11:58 AM
The Barbie Movie was better than Life Sized with Tyra Banks
Where did all the bronies go?
August 17, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Where did all the bronies go?
I keep a running list of people I want to hit over the head with a twisted tea in my notes app
August 15, 2023 at 2:12 AM
I keep a running list of people I want to hit over the head with a twisted tea in my notes app
Someone keeps leaving rubber ducky on my desk and I have no idea who it is but I love it
August 11, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Someone keeps leaving rubber ducky on my desk and I have no idea who it is but I love it
Another night getting drunk on the couch spoon feeding baby food to my dog
August 11, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Another night getting drunk on the couch spoon feeding baby food to my dog
Asking someone if they like Hudson if a great way to gauge what kind of person they are
August 10, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Asking someone if they like Hudson if a great way to gauge what kind of person they are
I have mastered the back handed but still appropriate comment to kids that are being little shits, my favorite being “You look like your really good at Fortnite!”
August 10, 2023 at 2:45 PM
I have mastered the back handed but still appropriate comment to kids that are being little shits, my favorite being “You look like your really good at Fortnite!”
I’m a Stanley girly now
August 8, 2023 at 12:49 PM
I’m a Stanley girly now
I believe I should be awarded sainthood for not killing a man of my trivia team when he told me to shush because he thought Baba O’Riley was called Teenage Wasteland
August 7, 2023 at 8:45 PM
I believe I should be awarded sainthood for not killing a man of my trivia team when he told me to shush because he thought Baba O’Riley was called Teenage Wasteland
Pro tip: you can block your bosses email address
August 7, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Pro tip: you can block your bosses email address