I entered a random sweepstakes and actually won. But it’s a very random Coca Cola table with barstools. It’s worth like $1k though so I guess that’s cool. Anyone wanna buy a table though? 😂

Another one of my favorite things to make! #crochet #crocheting #crafting #fiberart

The last blanket I made #crochet #crafting #art

My dog has a Trump-like nussy (neck pussy) and it’s making it difficult to get a collar that fits without chaffing. This is my new struggle

The irony 😂

I recently realized no one can stop me from having pho for breakfast. So today at 6am I made pho for breakfast. #adulting

I just listened to a podcast segment about IVF and the processes…. The comments were going on about giving the sperm brain damage and that damaging the resulting baby. That’s enough internet for me today

#ivf #peoplearedumb

Just got my ASMR equipment in. I’m about to relax the f*ck outta some people on tiktok 😂

I promised my child I’d buy her wrapping paper to play with, thinking she’d forget. She did not, and now I’m gonna have to clean up shredded wrapping paper all day. Happy Monday 😂

This is the spider that I let live in my house and occasionally feed him bugs to gain his trust. I’ve named him Leonard.

Whoop, I’m here