Bernie
@thatbernie.bsky.social
non-practicing linguist, DC-based
🗣️ English / عربي
🗣️ English / عربي
not cruising in the bathroom, I promise
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
not cruising in the bathroom, I promise
my muskles are getting biggerer
August 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
my muskles are getting biggerer
my blue steel is closer to slightly worried
June 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
my blue steel is closer to slightly worried
كم تمنيت أن أكون مقتنعا بما قد توصلتُ إليه من قرار مهما كان، ولكن قلبي على ما يبدو ميال على الدوام إلى التراوح والتردد
June 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
كم تمنيت أن أكون مقتنعا بما قد توصلتُ إليه من قرار مهما كان، ولكن قلبي على ما يبدو ميال على الدوام إلى التراوح والتردد
there are an insane number of gays out and about
June 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
there are an insane number of gays out and about
is there a secret short shorts store that all the gays seem to know about and I have yet to find? every time I try to buy new shorts it doesn’t matter how small I get them they’re always so baggy like wtf I know America’s fat but I’m 6’2’’ (188 cm) and 180 lbs (82 kg) why tf am I “small”?
June 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
is there a secret short shorts store that all the gays seem to know about and I have yet to find? every time I try to buy new shorts it doesn’t matter how small I get them they’re always so baggy like wtf I know America’s fat but I’m 6’2’’ (188 cm) and 180 lbs (82 kg) why tf am I “small”?
more gym content hello
June 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
more gym content hello
the receptionist at the dr’s office I went to today was named Sthefany
June 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the receptionist at the dr’s office I went to today was named Sthefany
I have officially become a lotus-eater and I don’t give a shit what anyone says
May 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I have officially become a lotus-eater and I don’t give a shit what anyone says
I can assure you, the stain on the mirror wasn’t my fault
May 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I can assure you, the stain on the mirror wasn’t my fault
the rat alley behind my apartment building can be as charming as it is gross
May 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the rat alley behind my apartment building can be as charming as it is gross
my new favorite Cavafy poem, and his longest. Must be because of the times we’re living in with religious conservatism on the rise, and my own reaction to that which has been to delve more deeply in the celebration of pleasure, knowing that window is fast closing
www.onassis.org/initiatives/...
www.onassis.org/initiatives/...
www.onassis.org
May 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
my new favorite Cavafy poem, and his longest. Must be because of the times we’re living in with religious conservatism on the rise, and my own reaction to that which has been to delve more deeply in the celebration of pleasure, knowing that window is fast closing
www.onassis.org/initiatives/...
www.onassis.org/initiatives/...
شكلي زهقان عشان فعلا زهقان
May 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
شكلي زهقان عشان فعلا زهقان
I’m pretty sure I’ve developed seasonal allergies as an adult because around the same time of the year (late spring / early summer) for the past few years I’ll have a runny nose all day and my eyes will be all red and inflamed for no apparent reason
May 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m pretty sure I’ve developed seasonal allergies as an adult because around the same time of the year (late spring / early summer) for the past few years I’ll have a runny nose all day and my eyes will be all red and inflamed for no apparent reason
this street looks kinda gay
May 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this street looks kinda gay
gayboy lunch (to keep skinny)
May 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
gayboy lunch (to keep skinny)
slow uber drivers don’t deserve rights
May 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
slow uber drivers don’t deserve rights
getting better at recognizing when someone is staring at me in public out of admiration
April 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
getting better at recognizing when someone is staring at me in public out of admiration
how does one stay hopeful in times like these. when it feels like there isn’t going to be much of a future worth working towards no matter what one does then everything feels meaningless, and even fleeting moments of feeling good don’t really feel joyful at a deep level like they used to
April 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
how does one stay hopeful in times like these. when it feels like there isn’t going to be much of a future worth working towards no matter what one does then everything feels meaningless, and even fleeting moments of feeling good don’t really feel joyful at a deep level like they used to
اليأس كله شجاعة والمظلوم سطوته أكبر من كل جيوش قيصر وكسرى مجتمعة
April 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
اليأس كله شجاعة والمظلوم سطوته أكبر من كل جيوش قيصر وكسرى مجتمعة
أثبتت التطورات السياسية الأخيرة بأن الأمريكان لا يلقون بالاً حقاً بالرفاهية وبحبوحة العيش بل كل ما يهمهم أن يكون آخرون أسوأ حالاً منهم
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
أثبتت التطورات السياسية الأخيرة بأن الأمريكان لا يلقون بالاً حقاً بالرفاهية وبحبوحة العيش بل كل ما يهمهم أن يكون آخرون أسوأ حالاً منهم
hot guys are a lot flakier than average guys, it’s just a fact
April 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
hot guys are a lot flakier than average guys, it’s just a fact