A beautiful day here in The Outer Hebrides.

All I want is straight pictures. Every time the door closes and the wall jiggles it happens again. Sorry to all my OCD chums.

My new Christmas Album. Available from Woolworth I expect.

It's not so much the painting I hate, though that's bad enough - it's emptying and rearranging cabinets and shelves that gets on my chesticles.

I like being a misfit. I like being different, being weird. I like surprising people, shocking people, challenging people. I like making people think, making them smile, making them laugh, making them happy. I like me. I'm lucky.

There have been some gorgeous colours down the glen today. Winterlight here is totally magical.

Foggy, innit!