Ted Hambly
@thambly.bsky.social
Sick! Another app to give my info over too!!
Someone tell Billie Joe Armstrong to wake up!
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Someone tell Billie Joe Armstrong to wake up!
Lyft driver BLASTING The Debaters out the windows. Giving us all that cancon!!
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Lyft driver BLASTING The Debaters out the windows. Giving us all that cancon!!
At times like these where oh where is Randy Rainbow???
September 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
At times like these where oh where is Randy Rainbow???
Ever friends group has a
August 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ever friends group has a
Do people think Jack Black has paid for a redemption arc post dropping Kyle Gas? Like for awhile I mostly saw chat of people being very disappointed in him then nothing. Even pre Minecraft movie not much. Now it seems like there’s tons of post that are all about how great and positive he is?
April 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Do people think Jack Black has paid for a redemption arc post dropping Kyle Gas? Like for awhile I mostly saw chat of people being very disappointed in him then nothing. Even pre Minecraft movie not much. Now it seems like there’s tons of post that are all about how great and positive he is?
I have no butt, and I must poop
April 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have no butt, and I must poop
So many teens are going to be disappointed when they find out the end of year musical is going to be “Emilia Perez”
April 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So many teens are going to be disappointed when they find out the end of year musical is going to be “Emilia Perez”
Still bummed out about the election. I had such a good Tim Walz impression. Just killer. Tim Walz in star wars talking about Kyla Ren is weird. Lorne Michaels would eat that shit up
March 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Still bummed out about the election. I had such a good Tim Walz impression. Just killer. Tim Walz in star wars talking about Kyla Ren is weird. Lorne Michaels would eat that shit up
Someone just lighting and smoking a joint in the Yonge st Clair McDonald’s??? What is this the bloor ossington mcdonalds??? At this rate we will be the queen ossington McDonald’s!
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone just lighting and smoking a joint in the Yonge st Clair McDonald’s??? What is this the bloor ossington mcdonalds??? At this rate we will be the queen ossington McDonald’s!
The most powerful man in Hollywood is Colin Jost because there has never been a less interesting person that for some reason I have to hear about all the time.
March 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The most powerful man in Hollywood is Colin Jost because there has never been a less interesting person that for some reason I have to hear about all the time.
Anyone know if there are any social media platforms that offer an endless stream of clips of people sitting down with a mic and spouting absolute garbage?
February 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Anyone know if there are any social media platforms that offer an endless stream of clips of people sitting down with a mic and spouting absolute garbage?
Please no more of the football brothers. Are we done with the football brothers? Please. Everywhere I turn at least 1 maybe both football brothers are there. Instagram, tv, a cereal box. Now that the one football brother likes trump and lost the football let’s please end seeing them. Thank you
February 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Please no more of the football brothers. Are we done with the football brothers? Please. Everywhere I turn at least 1 maybe both football brothers are there. Instagram, tv, a cereal box. Now that the one football brother likes trump and lost the football let’s please end seeing them. Thank you
Leaving twitter truly is losing a whole universe of characters. A friend mentioned Scott Adam’s tonight and it’s like what’s his character arc been? The unhinged rants of the man who made dilbert is a concept from a lifetime ago.
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Leaving twitter truly is losing a whole universe of characters. A friend mentioned Scott Adam’s tonight and it’s like what’s his character arc been? The unhinged rants of the man who made dilbert is a concept from a lifetime ago.
Nothing worse than liking a video and then seeing it is posted by barstool media. Gotta unlike immediately, have a shower, for 8 Hail Marys etc.
February 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Nothing worse than liking a video and then seeing it is posted by barstool media. Gotta unlike immediately, have a shower, for 8 Hail Marys etc.
If you’re the prime ministers son and you’re NOT becoming a sound cloud rapper then you are wasting it!This kids taking his shot while he still can.He will never get another audience this big to listen to his terriblemusic ever again. It’s his duty. it’s in the charter of rights and freedoms.
January 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you’re the prime ministers son and you’re NOT becoming a sound cloud rapper then you are wasting it!This kids taking his shot while he still can.He will never get another audience this big to listen to his terriblemusic ever again. It’s his duty. it’s in the charter of rights and freedoms.
Has anyone noticed ever noticed how conservatives will say and do one thing, but then, say and do the exact opposite specifically when it benefits them? Seems hypocritical. Someone should point that out just in case they don’t know they’re doing it! Help them out!
January 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Has anyone noticed ever noticed how conservatives will say and do one thing, but then, say and do the exact opposite specifically when it benefits them? Seems hypocritical. Someone should point that out just in case they don’t know they’re doing it! Help them out!
When Americans get kicked off of TikTok this week THEN it’ll be my time to shine and go viral! You’ll see so many videos about….i dunno movies or…politics? No I’m not qualified for that I guess it’s about finding what I’m passionate about is the real issue. Exhausting stuff
January 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When Americans get kicked off of TikTok this week THEN it’ll be my time to shine and go viral! You’ll see so many videos about….i dunno movies or…politics? No I’m not qualified for that I guess it’s about finding what I’m passionate about is the real issue. Exhausting stuff
People are making fun of the Robbie Williams monkey biopic for losing a ton of money and honestly who cares? Burn the money.You turned what could have been a paint by numbers biopic into something insane? Good. Let’s do more of that. Bob Dylan’s not that interesting. Make him a koala or something
January 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
People are making fun of the Robbie Williams monkey biopic for losing a ton of money and honestly who cares? Burn the money.You turned what could have been a paint by numbers biopic into something insane? Good. Let’s do more of that. Bob Dylan’s not that interesting. Make him a koala or something
The scariest part of A Christmas Carol isn’t being shown your own grave in the future. The scariest part is being shown everyone you know is hanging out and talking shit about you in the present.
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 AM
The scariest part of A Christmas Carol isn’t being shown your own grave in the future. The scariest part is being shown everyone you know is hanging out and talking shit about you in the present.
Spotify AI dj just told me how seriously he takes his job. What do I do with this? Thank him? Tip him? Say good job. How seriously do you take your job if you just played a Charlie xcx album out of order?
December 8, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Spotify AI dj just told me how seriously he takes his job. What do I do with this? Thank him? Tip him? Say good job. How seriously do you take your job if you just played a Charlie xcx album out of order?
“It’s ok babe. I don’t need anything for Christmas this year. I’ve already got everything I could ever want.” - me talking about the new shake shack at union station
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
“It’s ok babe. I don’t need anything for Christmas this year. I’ve already got everything I could ever want.” - me talking about the new shake shack at union station
Me seductively: So is there a Mrs Papa Roach?
November 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Me seductively: So is there a Mrs Papa Roach?