Those Fucking Snowflakes
@tfsnowflakes.bsky.social
Noise-Rock/Math-Punk band from Preston UK
Our record is available on Louder Than War Records, go buy it now so we can make another.
www.thosefuckingsnowflakes.co.uk
Our record is available on Louder Than War Records, go buy it now so we can make another.
www.thosefuckingsnowflakes.co.uk
Hello, we wrote a new song called 'These Red Lines Won’t Bring Your Wife Back' all about sad pink faced things that put flags on lamp posts and draw little red lines on anything white to ‘own der libs’
THESE RED LINES WON’T BRING YOUR WIFE BACK (LIVE)
tinyurl.com/TFSredlines
THESE RED LINES WON’T BRING YOUR WIFE BACK (LIVE)
tinyurl.com/TFSredlines
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Hello, we wrote a new song called 'These Red Lines Won’t Bring Your Wife Back' all about sad pink faced things that put flags on lamp posts and draw little red lines on anything white to ‘own der libs’
THESE RED LINES WON’T BRING YOUR WIFE BACK (LIVE)
tinyurl.com/TFSredlines
THESE RED LINES WON’T BRING YOUR WIFE BACK (LIVE)
tinyurl.com/TFSredlines
HEEEEYYY new song out on Friday called ‘Red Bleeds Into Blue’ all about how Labour going all Reformy will be the death of us all.
We didn’t film a video as we had no time or money to pay someone else to do it, we filmed ourselves playing it live in our practice room.
tinyurl.com/TFSrbibv
We didn’t film a video as we had no time or money to pay someone else to do it, we filmed ourselves playing it live in our practice room.
tinyurl.com/TFSrbibv
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
HEEEEYYY new song out on Friday called ‘Red Bleeds Into Blue’ all about how Labour going all Reformy will be the death of us all.
We didn’t film a video as we had no time or money to pay someone else to do it, we filmed ourselves playing it live in our practice room.
tinyurl.com/TFSrbibv
We didn’t film a video as we had no time or money to pay someone else to do it, we filmed ourselves playing it live in our practice room.
tinyurl.com/TFSrbibv
If you’re on our mailing list check ya spam folder now for a cheeky link to a video of us playing our new song (out next week) live in our practice room.
We put microphones on stuff and recorded it through a desk, it’s not just phone audio yeah?
We put microphones on stuff and recorded it through a desk, it’s not just phone audio yeah?
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If you’re on our mailing list check ya spam folder now for a cheeky link to a video of us playing our new song (out next week) live in our practice room.
We put microphones on stuff and recorded it through a desk, it’s not just phone audio yeah?
We put microphones on stuff and recorded it through a desk, it’s not just phone audio yeah?
Red Bleeds Into Blue - new song out 16th Jan.
It's about how the 'not really' Labour party are fucking us all by becoming more Reform/Tory
#noiserock #posthardcore #punk #newnoise
It's about how the 'not really' Labour party are fucking us all by becoming more Reform/Tory
#noiserock #posthardcore #punk #newnoise
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Red Bleeds Into Blue - new song out 16th Jan.
It's about how the 'not really' Labour party are fucking us all by becoming more Reform/Tory
#noiserock #posthardcore #punk #newnoise
It's about how the 'not really' Labour party are fucking us all by becoming more Reform/Tory
#noiserock #posthardcore #punk #newnoise
Hey we are playing The Salty Dog in Northwich next week with COVID 21 and Rave Against The Machine, ticket details are probably on our website.
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hey we are playing The Salty Dog in Northwich next week with COVID 21 and Rave Against The Machine, ticket details are probably on our website.
Here's a video some lovely soul called Jake The Cake filmed of us playing 'Meat Is Murder But Morrissey's A Dickehead' at Rebellion Festival this year. Thanks Cake x
youtu.be/hDFzgMIZ3d4?...
youtu.be/hDFzgMIZ3d4?...
Those Fucking Snowflakes @Rebellion2025
YouTube video by JakeTheCake
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August 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Here's a video some lovely soul called Jake The Cake filmed of us playing 'Meat Is Murder But Morrissey's A Dickehead' at Rebellion Festival this year. Thanks Cake x
youtu.be/hDFzgMIZ3d4?...
youtu.be/hDFzgMIZ3d4?...
Rebellion Festival - we play it tomorrow. It's a punk festival in Blackpool yeah? See you there.
August 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Rebellion Festival - we play it tomorrow. It's a punk festival in Blackpool yeah? See you there.
were playing our first gig in London, and possibly our last if we're shit. it's an afternoon gig so nice early bedtime.
playing with the lovely Honey Joy and Slutch
Sunday 3rd August, 2-6pm
Walthamstow Trades Hall on Walthamstow, I guess.
playing with the lovely Honey Joy and Slutch
Sunday 3rd August, 2-6pm
Walthamstow Trades Hall on Walthamstow, I guess.
July 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
were playing our first gig in London, and possibly our last if we're shit. it's an afternoon gig so nice early bedtime.
playing with the lovely Honey Joy and Slutch
Sunday 3rd August, 2-6pm
Walthamstow Trades Hall on Walthamstow, I guess.
playing with the lovely Honey Joy and Slutch
Sunday 3rd August, 2-6pm
Walthamstow Trades Hall on Walthamstow, I guess.
Thanks to those wonderful @joyzineuk.bsky.social folks for written this wonderful piece about our song 'straight pride month' that is out today in case we have not mentioned it at all recently. It's got lovely @tomrobinson.com on the gang vocals too did we mention that?
joyzine.org/2025/06/12/s...
joyzine.org/2025/06/12/s...
Single Review: Those F***ing Snowflakes – Straight Pride Month (ft. Tom Robinson) - Joyzine
Dear Editor, As a member of the most oppressed minority in modern day Great Britain (I am talking of course about straight, white, middle-aged men), I am writing to express my DISGUST and OUTRAGE abou...
joyzine.org
June 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Thanks to those wonderful @joyzineuk.bsky.social folks for written this wonderful piece about our song 'straight pride month' that is out today in case we have not mentioned it at all recently. It's got lovely @tomrobinson.com on the gang vocals too did we mention that?
joyzine.org/2025/06/12/s...
joyzine.org/2025/06/12/s...
The video for our song 'Straight Pride Month' is online now, go have a look. @tomrobinson.com contributed backing vocals but he's not in the video as our invitation to come hang out in some toilets with us was oddly not very appealing
youtu.be/vrx8zoSuurA?...
youtu.be/vrx8zoSuurA?...
Those Fucking Snowflakes - Straight Pride Month (promo)
YouTube video by Those Fucking Snowflakes
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June 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The video for our song 'Straight Pride Month' is online now, go have a look. @tomrobinson.com contributed backing vocals but he's not in the video as our invitation to come hang out in some toilets with us was oddly not very appealing
youtu.be/vrx8zoSuurA?...
youtu.be/vrx8zoSuurA?...
Florence and the Machine have let themselves go.
June 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Florence and the Machine have let themselves go.
We have a new song out next week on Friday 13
a rampant mess of shouting, fucked up time signatures and feedback but this time it's got the lovely Tom Robinson as part of the backing vocals. We should have him on all our songs.
It's out on all the digitals
@tomrobinson.com
#laurencefoxisafanny
a rampant mess of shouting, fucked up time signatures and feedback but this time it's got the lovely Tom Robinson as part of the backing vocals. We should have him on all our songs.
It's out on all the digitals
@tomrobinson.com
#laurencefoxisafanny
June 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
We have a new song out next week on Friday 13
a rampant mess of shouting, fucked up time signatures and feedback but this time it's got the lovely Tom Robinson as part of the backing vocals. We should have him on all our songs.
It's out on all the digitals
@tomrobinson.com
#laurencefoxisafanny
a rampant mess of shouting, fucked up time signatures and feedback but this time it's got the lovely Tom Robinson as part of the backing vocals. We should have him on all our songs.
It's out on all the digitals
@tomrobinson.com
#laurencefoxisafanny
Happy straight pride month, you twats .
13/06/25
13/06/25
June 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Happy straight pride month, you twats .
13/06/25
13/06/25
Happy birthday to the wonderful @tomrobinson.com - doesn't look a day over 50
June 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Happy birthday to the wonderful @tomrobinson.com - doesn't look a day over 50
LONDON - we are playing Walthamstow Trades Hall on Sunday 3rd August (I think that's the date, I can't read the poster on my phone) with Honey Joy and Slutch, afternoon gig. Nice
June 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
LONDON - we are playing Walthamstow Trades Hall on Sunday 3rd August (I think that's the date, I can't read the poster on my phone) with Honey Joy and Slutch, afternoon gig. Nice
Hey, we are playing The Ferret in Preston on Thurs 12th June with Mullet Monster Mafia and Hung Out To Dry, it's the night before our single release - so we probably won't play that as we're selfish pricks
May 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hey, we are playing The Ferret in Preston on Thurs 12th June with Mullet Monster Mafia and Hung Out To Dry, it's the night before our single release - so we probably won't play that as we're selfish pricks
Paramore have let themselves go
May 31, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Paramore have let themselves go
Hey hey hey, we are playing rebellion punk festival in Blackpool. First band on the first day in the new 'lets tell them it's the headline' slot.
Thanks to all those support bands on after us and to Rebellion Festival for putting us on.
Thanks to all those support bands on after us and to Rebellion Festival for putting us on.
May 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hey hey hey, we are playing rebellion punk festival in Blackpool. First band on the first day in the new 'lets tell them it's the headline' slot.
Thanks to all those support bands on after us and to Rebellion Festival for putting us on.
Thanks to all those support bands on after us and to Rebellion Festival for putting us on.
Thanks to The Ferret in Preston for letting us film in the bogs over the weekend, song is out next month. It's the best yet, we even managed to rope @tomrobinson.com into singing on it. He's not in the toilet with us though, he's better than that.
May 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Thanks to The Ferret in Preston for letting us film in the bogs over the weekend, song is out next month. It's the best yet, we even managed to rope @tomrobinson.com into singing on it. He's not in the toilet with us though, he's better than that.
Fuck Nigel Farage, fuck the Reform Party and fuck anyone who votes for them. Why would anyone vote to start paying hundreds of pounds for basic medicine like Asthma Inhalers, because there are selfish fucks that's why. Fucccckkkyyooouuuuu
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fuck Nigel Farage, fuck the Reform Party and fuck anyone who votes for them. Why would anyone vote to start paying hundreds of pounds for basic medicine like Asthma Inhalers, because there are selfish fucks that's why. Fucccckkkyyooouuuuu
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#NewMusic - @tfsnowflakes.bsky.social – No Sky for Rishi. The Preston band slam the door firmly shut on a disastrous Prime Minister. Read more on the @analoguetrash.com #musicblog 🖤
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April 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
#NewMusic - @tfsnowflakes.bsky.social – No Sky for Rishi. The Preston band slam the door firmly shut on a disastrous Prime Minister. Read more on the @analoguetrash.com #musicblog 🖤
www.analoguetrash.com/blog/those-f...
www.analoguetrash.com/blog/those-f...
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Those Fucking Snowflakes - 'No Sky For Rishi'
No Sky for Rishi
Those Fucking Snowflakes · No Sky for Rishi · Song · 2025
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April 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Those Fucking Snowflakes - 'No Sky For Rishi'
NO SKY FOR RISHI - IS OUT TODAY
It’s on all your favourite streaming services & our bandcamp
Big thanks to Tom Peters at Trapdoor Studios for recording the drums and to Chris Hope at Milkshed studio for mixing the big mess we sent him.
It’s on all your favourite streaming services & our bandcamp
Big thanks to Tom Peters at Trapdoor Studios for recording the drums and to Chris Hope at Milkshed studio for mixing the big mess we sent him.
April 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
NO SKY FOR RISHI - IS OUT TODAY
It’s on all your favourite streaming services & our bandcamp
Big thanks to Tom Peters at Trapdoor Studios for recording the drums and to Chris Hope at Milkshed studio for mixing the big mess we sent him.
It’s on all your favourite streaming services & our bandcamp
Big thanks to Tom Peters at Trapdoor Studios for recording the drums and to Chris Hope at Milkshed studio for mixing the big mess we sent him.