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Texts from Fire Emblem
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Asthma
Yarne to Frederick: (712) Doctor said I have sports induced asthma. Frederick to Yarne: (714) Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
January 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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Roman Numerals
Laurent to Owain: (480) I gave her my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out she's worth a shot.
January 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Graduating
Gerome to Severa: (845) Because ur a stupid bitch Severa to Gerome: (1-845) Actually, I'm graduating from college so that makes me a well educated bitch.
January 13, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Blur the Line
Tharja to F!Robin: (708) Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
January 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Friday Night
Owain to Gerome: (403) Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
January 12, 2024 at 8:05 AM
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Friday Night
Owain to Gerome: (403) Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
January 12, 2024 at 8:05 AM
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Captain's Log
Morgan: (518) September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
January 11, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Fuck him.
Henry to Olivia: (904) Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
January 11, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Firefighter
Lissa to Frederick: (416) He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
January 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Bring your kids
Cordelia with Severa to Sumia with Cynthia: (248) Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace
January 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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McDonald's
Owain to Yarne: (904) bring the vodka. Yarne: (1-904) i thought we were going to mcdonalds..? Owain to Yarne: (904) we are.
January 9, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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College
Inigo to Laurent: (209) what is college for if not random hookup sex? Laurent to Inigo: (951) learning. Inigo to Laurent: (209) i would literally fuck learning if i could.
January 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Train
Donnel: (347) I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
January 9, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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Elizabethtown
Cynthia to Yarne: (661) Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC Yarne to Cynthia: (831) Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
January 9, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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Douche
Laurent: (813) y-o-u-r-e - you are Laurent: (813) y-o-u-r = your Laurent: (813) you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche Laurent: (813) if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all
January 1, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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Landlord
Inigo to Brady: (773) My landlord doesn't knock anymore... So i just had sex in front of a family. Brady to Inigo: (1-773) didn't stop? Inigo to Brady: (773) naw, they were rude, not me.
January 9, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Bullshit
Gerome: (203) Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
January 7, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Motorboat
Noire: (706) I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feels soft and squishy on my face.
January 7, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Fireball
Anna to Owain: (816) Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fireball at my face"
January 7, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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Gluten
Gangrel to Frederick and Yarne: (218) Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
January 6, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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Exam
Cynthia to Laurent: (713) on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
January 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Hash Browns
Inigo to Owain: (812) McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want? Owain to Inigo: (1-812) All of them
January 6, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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Boston
Gerome to Donnel: (617) just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
January 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Good Morning
Henry to Sumia: (727) Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
January 5, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Ugly Freak
Nah to Inigo: (316) Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
January 4, 2024 at 11:23 PM