texts from a vampire
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babe, my crypt grows cold without thee
Pinned
not all vampires were created equal babe. some really suck.
coming up with ads in my dreams
May 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
coming up with ads in my dreams
freebleeding beneath the full moon, waiting for some beast of midnight to traipse by and say “sup?”
April 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
freebleeding beneath the full moon, waiting for some beast of midnight to traipse by and say “sup?”
lil Buffy study from Older and Far Away because that’s one of my favorite Buffy looks. but also i hate all my art rn bc it’s the full moon & i feel rabid or something
April 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
lil Buffy study from Older and Far Away because that’s one of my favorite Buffy looks. but also i hate all my art rn bc it’s the full moon & i feel rabid or something
baby girl u sure know how to RAISE the dead (vampire penis joke)
April 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
baby girl u sure know how to RAISE the dead (vampire penis joke)
me when it’s 60 degrees outside
March 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
me when it’s 60 degrees outside
in the club, we’re all love’s bitch
February 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
in the club, we’re all love’s bitch
i’m a formidable ally at a concert, ‘cos if a bloke is yammering on i’ll flash my fangs and threaten to eat him for the encore. usually shuts em right up. :)
February 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i’m a formidable ally at a concert, ‘cos if a bloke is yammering on i’ll flash my fangs and threaten to eat him for the encore. usually shuts em right up. :)
in a world full of hellmouths…hell, i’d like to feel your mouth ;) :p
February 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
in a world full of hellmouths…hell, i’d like to feel your mouth ;) :p
i know it’s not confirmed but…washington dc has gotta be on a hellmouth, right?
February 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i know it’s not confirmed but…washington dc has gotta be on a hellmouth, right?
mtv cribs?? no thanks.
mtv crypts?? yes please.
mtv crypts?? yes please.
February 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
mtv cribs?? no thanks.
mtv crypts?? yes please.
mtv crypts?? yes please.
i’ve drunk a lot of fascist oppressor blood in my day. and babe, i’m thirsting for a revolution right about now.
February 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i’ve drunk a lot of fascist oppressor blood in my day. and babe, i’m thirsting for a revolution right about now.
i could make some calls and reaaally wreak havoc upon this reality but that’s so much effort and…at the end of the day, i’m just a little guy. even though i have an insatiable thirst for blood, i’m baby, i swear.
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i could make some calls and reaaally wreak havoc upon this reality but that’s so much effort and…at the end of the day, i’m just a little guy. even though i have an insatiable thirst for blood, i’m baby, i swear.
i didn’t have braces back in my human days (they hadn’t been invented yet) but my fangs are not crooked!! they’re “charismatically askew”
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i didn’t have braces back in my human days (they hadn’t been invented yet) but my fangs are not crooked!! they’re “charismatically askew”
telling people to “Get Sucked!” as a little joke to myself
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
telling people to “Get Sucked!” as a little joke to myself
anyone know a spot with a good Bloody Mary?
preferably a restaurant with a server named Mary who consents to me sucking a little bit of her blood. a decent pickle wouldn’t hurt either.
preferably a restaurant with a server named Mary who consents to me sucking a little bit of her blood. a decent pickle wouldn’t hurt either.
February 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
anyone know a spot with a good Bloody Mary?
preferably a restaurant with a server named Mary who consents to me sucking a little bit of her blood. a decent pickle wouldn’t hurt either.
preferably a restaurant with a server named Mary who consents to me sucking a little bit of her blood. a decent pickle wouldn’t hurt either.
i would risk it all to brunch with the gays.
it would be the last thing i ever do on account of the sun being out and burning me up until i’m a pile of ash. but at least i would get to cherish one brunch with the gays before combusting.
it would be the last thing i ever do on account of the sun being out and burning me up until i’m a pile of ash. but at least i would get to cherish one brunch with the gays before combusting.
February 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
i would risk it all to brunch with the gays.
it would be the last thing i ever do on account of the sun being out and burning me up until i’m a pile of ash. but at least i would get to cherish one brunch with the gays before combusting.
it would be the last thing i ever do on account of the sun being out and burning me up until i’m a pile of ash. but at least i would get to cherish one brunch with the gays before combusting.
not all vampires were created equal babe. some really suck.
January 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
not all vampires were created equal babe. some really suck.
my body may be cold, but my crypt is warm (i got a heated blanket for you, come cuddle luv)
January 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
my body may be cold, but my crypt is warm (i got a heated blanket for you, come cuddle luv)
wyd doing tn bb? my dank chamber grows cold without thee.
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
wyd doing tn bb? my dank chamber grows cold without thee.
chilling in my crypt, sippin on some o-neg (yeah i got that rare shit). hbu?
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
chilling in my crypt, sippin on some o-neg (yeah i got that rare shit). hbu?
sorry my homie can’t ever get to the point of the story…he is a wizard. he is bound by oath to speak with verbosity 😔
January 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
sorry my homie can’t ever get to the point of the story…he is a wizard. he is bound by oath to speak with verbosity 😔
as a Capricorn i am contractually obligated to Succumb To The Darkness every winter
January 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
as a Capricorn i am contractually obligated to Succumb To The Darkness every winter