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GenX if you care. Martinis. Music & Art. Football (real and American). Food is love. Baseball. Travel heals. Politics is …
Everything is bad. #Texans

Embarrassing.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Crazy how predictable it is that the #Texans will be outcoached in big games. Disappointing when it’s after a bye week.
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fave band. Fave concert T. #NoKings #Idles
October 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’m not able to watch the Texans game but I’m following online. Is CJ and our offense as bad as they seem? People need to start questioning the QB.
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hard to watch that game (I was there). Fans so excited after the first series. Then we were let down for 3+ quarters. Defense and special teams kept us in it. Outcoached again, especially in the red zone. Mayfield wills his team down the field. We don’t have that. #Texans #MNF
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Huge #Texans fan - so it’s hard to see Stroud’s regression since his rookie year. And it’s not all on the offensive line. He’s too indecisive.
September 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Shortsleeve hoodies should not exist. #fashiondisaster
August 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If Diego Luna has not already trademarked “LUNA-tics” for his fan base, he should get on it asap.

#USMNT #soccer
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Sousa gets Sosa swinging
To end the inning”

Kalas turning into biggie smalls all of a sudden

#Astros
June 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Beach therapy.
June 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
All those people putting a note on their calendars to celebrate the breakup every June 5th.
June 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Truth
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hello #Houston and #GulfCoast. They got us covered. #hurricanes
June 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Representation matters
May 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Econ 101: There’s no such thing as a free lunch (or 747 plane). Somebody has to pay. #conflictofinterest
May 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
First time I listened to this album from start to finish, I was cooking a spaghetti dinner and drinking wine. Great time. Now every time i cook spaghetti, I think of this album.
May 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Weird. Every song by the #OakRidgeBoys (and many by #TheStatlerBrothers) sounds like it should be played during the credits of #TheRighteousGemstones.
April 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Hello I’m Lance
"CNN Poll: Trump’s approval at 100 days lower than any president in at least seven decades"

www.cnn.com/2025/04/27/p...
CNN Poll: Trump’s approval at 100 days lower than any president in at least seven decades | CNN Politics
Donald Trump won back the Oval Office and took charge of the government amid the strongest poll numbers of his political career, but as the 100-day mark of his presidency approaches, Americans’ views ...
www.cnn.com
April 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by Hello I’m Lance
And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
So embarrassing … every day
April 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Well ….
Been thinking of old Letterman clips for some reason.
April 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You know, politicians don’t get to tell us what the law is - judges do. That’s why we have them and why our system is set up the way it is. It’s not rocket science.
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Let’s gooooo!
Every chair in the Astros’ clubhouse has a red UH shirt draped over it this morning with instructions written on the whiteboard to wear them during today’s workout. Happy March Madness to you and yours.
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
And any prediction for the next 5 months? 😬
A lot can happen in five months. 🇺🇸
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Some adults need to start adulting before it’s too late.
February 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM