Tessa Skara
@tessaskara.bsky.social
Kinda like Wayne from Wayne’s World if he were a nonbinary d*ke comedian 🎸
📺 seen on HBO, CBS, ur mom ;)
🎶 NOT DEPRESSED single and video dropping 2/5/25
📺 seen on HBO, CBS, ur mom ;)
🎶 NOT DEPRESSED single and video dropping 2/5/25
I know we’re in a recession because my current retirement plan is: treasure hunt
April 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I know we’re in a recession because my current retirement plan is: treasure hunt
Men shouldn’t even be allowed to have group chats. I imagine they are all 90% protein powder recs and 10% war plans. Outlaw them now.
March 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Men shouldn’t even be allowed to have group chats. I imagine they are all 90% protein powder recs and 10% war plans. Outlaw them now.
God gives his sickest rescue dogs to his strongest lesbians ❤️
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
God gives his sickest rescue dogs to his strongest lesbians ❤️
Oops, I made the new American national anthem for 2025. Pls enjoy, watch the full vid on YouTube and stream 💋
February 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oops, I made the new American national anthem for 2025. Pls enjoy, watch the full vid on YouTube and stream 💋
*Sometimes* when I'm walking around Midtown or Wallstreet I play a little game I invented where anytime a businessman expects me to move out of his way, or just doesn't notice that he's walking directly at me, I PURPOSEFULLY WALK INTO HIM, bc f*ck you and all your little friends too 😘
December 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
*Sometimes* when I'm walking around Midtown or Wallstreet I play a little game I invented where anytime a businessman expects me to move out of his way, or just doesn't notice that he's walking directly at me, I PURPOSEFULLY WALK INTO HIM, bc f*ck you and all your little friends too 😘
IMO the last frontier of LGBTQ representation is butch lesbians with short haircuts on TV.
Where are all my carabiner d*kes with fades? Where are all my 90 teen boy look-a-likes? Where are all my Carhartt girls, and why aren’t they making out with another Carhartt girl?!!
Where are all my carabiner d*kes with fades? Where are all my 90 teen boy look-a-likes? Where are all my Carhartt girls, and why aren’t they making out with another Carhartt girl?!!
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
IMO the last frontier of LGBTQ representation is butch lesbians with short haircuts on TV.
Where are all my carabiner d*kes with fades? Where are all my 90 teen boy look-a-likes? Where are all my Carhartt girls, and why aren’t they making out with another Carhartt girl?!!
Where are all my carabiner d*kes with fades? Where are all my 90 teen boy look-a-likes? Where are all my Carhartt girls, and why aren’t they making out with another Carhartt girl?!!
Trump cabinet is giving clown car in that they’re all clowns and they all committed s*xual assault
November 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Trump cabinet is giving clown car in that they’re all clowns and they all committed s*xual assault
What’s she going to teach kids? How to break a chair over someone’s head and how to stay with your dickhead husband??
Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
What’s she going to teach kids? How to break a chair over someone’s head and how to stay with your dickhead husband??