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Tessa Kamoda
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#SoR-Quotes

„they thought he was a relic.
old guy compliance with his paper files. who won‘t use slack.
yeah, he won‘t use slack because he doesn‘t put evidence of felonies in searchable chat logs. he kept paper because paper can be shredded. paper doesn‘t leave digital trails.“
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
#SoR-Quotes

„he didn‘t held them hostage.
he charged them a stupidity tax.
sadly - for them - they qualified for the premium rate.“
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
#LLC-Quotes

David Attenborough‘s voice: observe the wild wife preparing for migration. notice the frantic movements and defensive posture. this species often lies during mating season.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
#RotC-Quotes

„…he waved his hand dismissively, already looking at his phone, probably checking his Tinder or Grindr or whatever platform he uses to disappoint people sexually.“

note to self: don‘t eat or drink while listening to their stories. being able to breath is a necessity!
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
#ARD-Quotes

„when you‘ve been in the trenches this long, you don‘t panic when the rookie pulls the pin on the grenade. you just check your watch and calculate the blast radius.“
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
#SoR-Quotes

„sounds like a design flaw in your knowledge management system.“
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
#SoR-Quotes

„that’s when it hit me. we weren‘t dealing with a manager. we were dealing with a business school case study that had somehow escaped into the real world and convinced itself it was qualified to run operations.“
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
#LLC-Quotes

„we were together for 15 years. 15. that‘s not a marriage.
that‘s a sentence with parole denied.“
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
#hfy

he was, by the standards of type 1 worlds, an apex predator.

by the standards of earth, he was pray that had gotten cocky.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
#SoR-Quotes

„…greatest hits from the Corporal Bullshit Playlist.“
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
#life

what NOT to do @ a wedding:

1) wear a white dress or any color the bride wears if not a traditional western wedding

2) propose

3) coming out

4) announce pregnancy

5) [forced] reconsiliation

heed these rules because murder is not on this list…
September 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
#hfy

Apply force to object;
object goes fast;
object hits target;
target has bad day.
August 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
#shamelessly_stolen yt comment:

„To forgive my enemies is up to God, to send them to Him is up to me.“
August 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
#LLC-Quotes

The truth will set you free,
but first,
it will piss you off.
July 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
#LLC-Quotes

Karma doesn‘t need a retainer.
Karma works pro bono.
June 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
January 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
#shamelessly_stolen

„Karma is a bitch and her stripper name is Vengeance.“
January 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#shamelessly_stolen

„You do not fear a man who has everything, you fear a man with nothing to lose.“

imgur comment by Secradon, not sure about origin, google is not really helpfull in this regard…
December 12, 2024 at 10:52 AM
#shamelessly_stolen; #politic;

a yter reading a comment in a video about maga‘ts & trumpet“s getting their feefee“s hurt by being disinvited / shunned / cut off / unfriended:

„You don‘t see me as a person so I don‘t see you at all.“

no glasses ready to decipher op“s name & browser shut down.
November 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
#shamelessly_stolen

u/Tut557 reddit

„This dude wouldn‘t fine a spine in the Paris catacombs.“
November 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM
bsky.app/profile/raia...

shamelessly stolen
November 13, 2024 at 10:38 PM