FKA Teslord
@teslord.bsky.social
⚡EV enthusiast
⚡Former Tesla fan (Elon changed that)
⚡Rivian spouse, KIA EV6 owner, Nissan Leaf lesee
⚡Celiac Dad and gluten free home baker
⚡ Citizens' Climate Lobby volunteer, Electrify Everything advocate, Induction Cooking, Clean Energy
⚡Former Tesla fan (Elon changed that)
⚡Rivian spouse, KIA EV6 owner, Nissan Leaf lesee
⚡Celiac Dad and gluten free home baker
⚡ Citizens' Climate Lobby volunteer, Electrify Everything advocate, Induction Cooking, Clean Energy
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FKA Teslord
@teslord.bsky.social
· Sep 13
Nobody has asked me recently, but I sometimes feel pretty conspicuous on Bluesky with the username "Teslord". Here's an explanation of what Tesla (and by extension Elon) has meant to me over the last decade +
Should I let her in or no?
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Should I let her in or no?
Is it weird that shopping at Costco makes me feel virtuous?
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Is it weird that shopping at Costco makes me feel virtuous?
I used to shop at the Family Fare in Holland, Michigan (in the 90s. I'm not that old yet)
One of my favorite advertising tropes from the early-mid 60's, was the insistent shoehorning of the Beatles and rock n roll music into ads by people who clearly had never actually seen or heard of the Beatles or rock n roll music (Family Fare in Holland, Michigan 1964)
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I used to shop at the Family Fare in Holland, Michigan (in the 90s. I'm not that old yet)
I think this is about the President shitting himself
Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents’ beds, unerringly I rush!
February 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I think this is about the President shitting himself
A decade+ ago, people used to "showroom": find products in local stores and then buy them from Amazon.
Now I often find products on Amazon and then buy directly from the manufacturer.
Now I often find products on Amazon and then buy directly from the manufacturer.
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A decade+ ago, people used to "showroom": find products in local stores and then buy them from Amazon.
Now I often find products on Amazon and then buy directly from the manufacturer.
Now I often find products on Amazon and then buy directly from the manufacturer.
How about that! A nice li'l climate bill (and hopefully a prelude to a carbon border adjust) snuck across the line.
Wish I had access to the full article
Wish I had access to the full article
Language from the PROVE IT Act was included in a funding package that is now law!
"It's like so many legislative accomplishments. It starts years before it's accomplished," Sen. Cramer told @eenews.bsky.social.
CCL is part of the story of those years... 🧵 subscriber.politicopro.com/article/eene...
"It's like so many legislative accomplishments. It starts years before it's accomplished," Sen. Cramer told @eenews.bsky.social.
CCL is part of the story of those years... 🧵 subscriber.politicopro.com/article/eene...
E&E News: How Congress came to approve a long-shot carbon trade bill
Republican Sen. Kevin Cramer kept a “cone of silence” around his "PROVE IT Act" as it was tucked into a spending package.
subscriber.politicopro.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
How about that! A nice li'l climate bill (and hopefully a prelude to a carbon border adjust) snuck across the line.
Wish I had access to the full article
Wish I had access to the full article
My kid walked out of high school today with a couple of hundred others and I am so proud
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My kid walked out of high school today with a couple of hundred others and I am so proud
One knife to peanut butter BOTH sides of bread, which makes a hydrophobic seal and prevents soggy, jammy bread.
On spoon to dollop jam in the center of the bread.
On spoon to dollop jam in the center of the bread.
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
One knife to peanut butter BOTH sides of bread, which makes a hydrophobic seal and prevents soggy, jammy bread.
On spoon to dollop jam in the center of the bread.
On spoon to dollop jam in the center of the bread.
Model S was 14 years old. Model X was 11 years old
Model 3 is 9 years old and Model Y is 6 years old. Now only a hideous new Cybertruck and aging midsize vehicles are available. Tesla stopped innovating in vehicles a long time ago.
Model 3 is 9 years old and Model Y is 6 years old. Now only a hideous new Cybertruck and aging midsize vehicles are available. Tesla stopped innovating in vehicles a long time ago.
Musk announces the end of the Model S and Model X programs, which were down nearly 50% last year.
We expect to wind down production of S and X next quarter, he says. Like every other bizarre Tesla decision, this is justified by Tesla's broader pivot away from cars and toward AI and robotics.
We expect to wind down production of S and X next quarter, he says. Like every other bizarre Tesla decision, this is justified by Tesla's broader pivot away from cars and toward AI and robotics.
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Model S was 14 years old. Model X was 11 years old
Model 3 is 9 years old and Model Y is 6 years old. Now only a hideous new Cybertruck and aging midsize vehicles are available. Tesla stopped innovating in vehicles a long time ago.
Model 3 is 9 years old and Model Y is 6 years old. Now only a hideous new Cybertruck and aging midsize vehicles are available. Tesla stopped innovating in vehicles a long time ago.
I've been thinking about this too, how the people are protectors of their communities. Anyone have a better word than 'protestor'?
There is nothing wrong with protesting - it is a good thing to do! But calling these acts protests is incomplete and diminishing. They are motivated by protesting the acts of the federal government but ultimately amount to much more.
January 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I've been thinking about this too, how the people are protectors of their communities. Anyone have a better word than 'protestor'?
Could be followed by a boycott of the LA28 Olympics too
I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Could be followed by a boycott of the LA28 Olympics too
To Ginger, the space heater is a god.
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
To Ginger, the space heater is a god.
Anytime someone says "This is not who we are", they are lying.
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Anytime someone says "This is not who we are", they are lying.
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A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
Note the absolute lack of seasoning here
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Note the absolute lack of seasoning here
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Major #carbonpricing news this month:
The EU has "fully implement[ed] a functioning border carbon adjustment policy."
In order to trade certain goods with Europe, "importers must now pay for the greenhouse gas emissions contained on their products."
www.clearbluemarkets.com/knowledge-ba...
The EU has "fully implement[ed] a functioning border carbon adjustment policy."
In order to trade certain goods with Europe, "importers must now pay for the greenhouse gas emissions contained on their products."
www.clearbluemarkets.com/knowledge-ba...
The EU’s CBAM enters a New Phase: Why the EU’s Carbon Border Tax Matters
CBAM is now fully operational.
www.clearbluemarkets.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Major #carbonpricing news this month:
The EU has "fully implement[ed] a functioning border carbon adjustment policy."
In order to trade certain goods with Europe, "importers must now pay for the greenhouse gas emissions contained on their products."
www.clearbluemarkets.com/knowledge-ba...
The EU has "fully implement[ed] a functioning border carbon adjustment policy."
In order to trade certain goods with Europe, "importers must now pay for the greenhouse gas emissions contained on their products."
www.clearbluemarkets.com/knowledge-ba...
I like to think that the heckler was yelling at Secret Service, not this asshole
Trumplethinskin can dish it out, but just can't take it.
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I like to think that the heckler was yelling at Secret Service, not this asshole
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Reposted by FKA Teslord
Reposted by FKA Teslord
To be this carefree
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
To be this carefree
Sounds exactly like something Jesus would have said
US views on foreign policy can be summed up by this Matt Walsh tweet
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Sounds exactly like something Jesus would have said
Hoppin' John with the Super Luckies . Merry New Years everyone
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Hoppin' John with the Super Luckies . Merry New Years everyone