Keyser Soze’s cousin
@terpsandsats.bsky.social
I like to remain anonymous because I watched V For Vendetta one too many times. My favorite movie is a Few Good Men though. Classic
Crunchy or puffed?
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Crunchy or puffed?
I hate when i fall asleep on a plane and wake up to a water bottle in front of me. Like great, now I’m responsible for this plastic water bottle.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I hate when i fall asleep on a plane and wake up to a water bottle in front of me. Like great, now I’m responsible for this plastic water bottle.
I remember when they forced us to get a recorder (instrument) in school instead of teaching us how to play actual instruments. Horse sh*t.
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I remember when they forced us to get a recorder (instrument) in school instead of teaching us how to play actual instruments. Horse sh*t.
Her: i like a man that thinks ahead
Me: i drank a lot of pineapple juice this morning
Her: what?
Me: what?!
Me: i drank a lot of pineapple juice this morning
Her: what?
Me: what?!
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Her: i like a man that thinks ahead
Me: i drank a lot of pineapple juice this morning
Her: what?
Me: what?!
Me: i drank a lot of pineapple juice this morning
Her: what?
Me: what?!
I have a crush on an older woman. I have a taste for fine wine
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have a crush on an older woman. I have a taste for fine wine
I have to work all day. So that means I will be smoking a LOT of weed today. A LOT is an understatement
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have to work all day. So that means I will be smoking a LOT of weed today. A LOT is an understatement
Let’s be honest…. Turkey is the least favorite meat at Thanksgiving. It just doesn’t hit right #thanksgiving
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Let’s be honest…. Turkey is the least favorite meat at Thanksgiving. It just doesn’t hit right #thanksgiving
Just left the sauna. Hits every time. 60% of the time
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Just left the sauna. Hits every time. 60% of the time
I practice jiu jitsu so when I walk into a room i analyze how many people in the room I can choke out. This is normal behavior correct?
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I practice jiu jitsu so when I walk into a room i analyze how many people in the room I can choke out. This is normal behavior correct?
To be or not to be, that is the question 🙋
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
To be or not to be, that is the question 🙋
Reposted by Keyser Soze’s cousin
Aristide Maillol, sanguina.
Nu assis de profil (Iva), 1930
Nu assis de profil (Iva), 1930
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Aristide Maillol, sanguina.
Nu assis de profil (Iva), 1930
Nu assis de profil (Iva), 1930
I don’t care if you are liberal or conservative, let’s eat the rich. So we can be rich. Is that weird?
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I don’t care if you are liberal or conservative, let’s eat the rich. So we can be rich. Is that weird?
I was thinking of a funny story to tell and the only thing i could think of was when a gal asked me to turn her into a unicorn. You figure out the rest.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I was thinking of a funny story to tell and the only thing i could think of was when a gal asked me to turn her into a unicorn. You figure out the rest.
Alexa, play “Age is nothing but a number” by Aaliyah! *chugs tequila*
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Alexa, play “Age is nothing but a number” by Aaliyah! *chugs tequila*
When she says i’m too young and deep down I know I still love pb&j’s and grilled cheese sandwiches and you whisper to yourself “damn you, don’t say that”.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When she says i’m too young and deep down I know I still love pb&j’s and grilled cheese sandwiches and you whisper to yourself “damn you, don’t say that”.
Where all the milfs/gilfs at? 😂 okay i’ll see my way out now 🚪 🚶♂️
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Where all the milfs/gilfs at? 😂 okay i’ll see my way out now 🚪 🚶♂️
If i was a Sopranos character I would be Christopher Moltasanti. Except i’m not addicted to smack, but fried foods when i’m trying to diet.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If i was a Sopranos character I would be Christopher Moltasanti. Except i’m not addicted to smack, but fried foods when i’m trying to diet.