Terms for Trump
@termsfortrump.bsky.social
Old and rare words for our old and awful President.
pumpkin-head
This term for a fool or dolt or round-headed individual has been around since the mid-1700s.
It's perfect for Trump, who is indeed a round-headed dolt/fool, in addition to being very orange.
Very, very orange.
Please stop wrecking the country, President Pumpkin-head.
This term for a fool or dolt or round-headed individual has been around since the mid-1700s.
It's perfect for Trump, who is indeed a round-headed dolt/fool, in addition to being very orange.
Very, very orange.
Please stop wrecking the country, President Pumpkin-head.
October 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
pumpkin-head
This term for a fool or dolt or round-headed individual has been around since the mid-1700s.
It's perfect for Trump, who is indeed a round-headed dolt/fool, in addition to being very orange.
Very, very orange.
Please stop wrecking the country, President Pumpkin-head.
This term for a fool or dolt or round-headed individual has been around since the mid-1700s.
It's perfect for Trump, who is indeed a round-headed dolt/fool, in addition to being very orange.
Very, very orange.
Please stop wrecking the country, President Pumpkin-head.
gazook
This wonderful word is defined by the OED as "A fool; a stupid or unpleasant person."
Trump takes the hat trick: he's all three.
This example of 1920s slang deserves a revival in the 2020s.
I'll never understand how people could vote for a gazook.
This wonderful word is defined by the OED as "A fool; a stupid or unpleasant person."
Trump takes the hat trick: he's all three.
This example of 1920s slang deserves a revival in the 2020s.
I'll never understand how people could vote for a gazook.
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
gazook
This wonderful word is defined by the OED as "A fool; a stupid or unpleasant person."
Trump takes the hat trick: he's all three.
This example of 1920s slang deserves a revival in the 2020s.
I'll never understand how people could vote for a gazook.
This wonderful word is defined by the OED as "A fool; a stupid or unpleasant person."
Trump takes the hat trick: he's all three.
This example of 1920s slang deserves a revival in the 2020s.
I'll never understand how people could vote for a gazook.
dough-cake
"Dough-cake" is a rarely used term that, in addition to its literal meaning, popped up in the late 1700s meaning a fool or idiot.
The president is a dough-cake, and a stale one at that.
"Dough-cake" is a rarely used term that, in addition to its literal meaning, popped up in the late 1700s meaning a fool or idiot.
The president is a dough-cake, and a stale one at that.
October 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
dough-cake
"Dough-cake" is a rarely used term that, in addition to its literal meaning, popped up in the late 1700s meaning a fool or idiot.
The president is a dough-cake, and a stale one at that.
"Dough-cake" is a rarely used term that, in addition to its literal meaning, popped up in the late 1700s meaning a fool or idiot.
The president is a dough-cake, and a stale one at that.
twonk
"Twonk" is British slang for an idiot or fool.
Like Trump, this term has been around since the 1980s.
Trump is a twonk, as well as a twit and a twat.
"Twonk" is British slang for an idiot or fool.
Like Trump, this term has been around since the 1980s.
Trump is a twonk, as well as a twit and a twat.
October 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
twonk
"Twonk" is British slang for an idiot or fool.
Like Trump, this term has been around since the 1980s.
Trump is a twonk, as well as a twit and a twat.
"Twonk" is British slang for an idiot or fool.
Like Trump, this term has been around since the 1980s.
Trump is a twonk, as well as a twit and a twat.
jobbernowl
This colorful term, dating from the late 1500s, is defined by the OED as "A stupid or foolish person; an idiot, a numbskull."
Trump is all four.
Therefore, he is a jobbernowl.
I wish my skull were numb enough to forget that the president is a jibbering jobbernowl.
This colorful term, dating from the late 1500s, is defined by the OED as "A stupid or foolish person; an idiot, a numbskull."
Trump is all four.
Therefore, he is a jobbernowl.
I wish my skull were numb enough to forget that the president is a jibbering jobbernowl.
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
jobbernowl
This colorful term, dating from the late 1500s, is defined by the OED as "A stupid or foolish person; an idiot, a numbskull."
Trump is all four.
Therefore, he is a jobbernowl.
I wish my skull were numb enough to forget that the president is a jibbering jobbernowl.
This colorful term, dating from the late 1500s, is defined by the OED as "A stupid or foolish person; an idiot, a numbskull."
Trump is all four.
Therefore, he is a jobbernowl.
I wish my skull were numb enough to forget that the president is a jibbering jobbernowl.
slapsauce
The OED defines "slapsauce" as "One who is fond of good eating; a greedy or gluttonous person."
Trump isn't known for fine dining, but "greedy" and "gluttonous" fit him like a greasy glove.
I look forward to the day when our country isn't "led" by a slapsauce.
The OED defines "slapsauce" as "One who is fond of good eating; a greedy or gluttonous person."
Trump isn't known for fine dining, but "greedy" and "gluttonous" fit him like a greasy glove.
I look forward to the day when our country isn't "led" by a slapsauce.
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
slapsauce
The OED defines "slapsauce" as "One who is fond of good eating; a greedy or gluttonous person."
Trump isn't known for fine dining, but "greedy" and "gluttonous" fit him like a greasy glove.
I look forward to the day when our country isn't "led" by a slapsauce.
The OED defines "slapsauce" as "One who is fond of good eating; a greedy or gluttonous person."
Trump isn't known for fine dining, but "greedy" and "gluttonous" fit him like a greasy glove.
I look forward to the day when our country isn't "led" by a slapsauce.
gold-thirsty
This word for the greedy has been around since the 1500s.
Few words are a better fit for the avaricious Trump.
It feels like Trump has been around since the 1500s.
Will we ever be free of this gold-thirsty kleptocrat?
This word for the greedy has been around since the 1500s.
Few words are a better fit for the avaricious Trump.
It feels like Trump has been around since the 1500s.
Will we ever be free of this gold-thirsty kleptocrat?
September 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
gold-thirsty
This word for the greedy has been around since the 1500s.
Few words are a better fit for the avaricious Trump.
It feels like Trump has been around since the 1500s.
Will we ever be free of this gold-thirsty kleptocrat?
This word for the greedy has been around since the 1500s.
Few words are a better fit for the avaricious Trump.
It feels like Trump has been around since the 1500s.
Will we ever be free of this gold-thirsty kleptocrat?
snidge
The OED defines "snidge," recorded since the 1500s, as “A greedy or miserly person.”
The ultra-corrupt Trump is the epitome of greed.
He is a snidge.
This word has a nasty mouthfeel, which is fitting.
The OED defines "snidge," recorded since the 1500s, as “A greedy or miserly person.”
The ultra-corrupt Trump is the epitome of greed.
He is a snidge.
This word has a nasty mouthfeel, which is fitting.
September 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
snidge
The OED defines "snidge," recorded since the 1500s, as “A greedy or miserly person.”
The ultra-corrupt Trump is the epitome of greed.
He is a snidge.
This word has a nasty mouthfeel, which is fitting.
The OED defines "snidge," recorded since the 1500s, as “A greedy or miserly person.”
The ultra-corrupt Trump is the epitome of greed.
He is a snidge.
This word has a nasty mouthfeel, which is fitting.
dastardling
This is a rare word from 1800 for the dastardly sort.
What kind of dastardling would invade Portland?
Trump is obviously dastardly, as well as despicable, demented, and diabolical.
This is a rare word from 1800 for the dastardly sort.
What kind of dastardling would invade Portland?
Trump is obviously dastardly, as well as despicable, demented, and diabolical.
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
dastardling
This is a rare word from 1800 for the dastardly sort.
What kind of dastardling would invade Portland?
Trump is obviously dastardly, as well as despicable, demented, and diabolical.
This is a rare word from 1800 for the dastardly sort.
What kind of dastardling would invade Portland?
Trump is obviously dastardly, as well as despicable, demented, and diabolical.
tallywhacker
This term for a penis also applies to dicks who are assholes.
Is there a bigger asshole than Trump?
No, there is not.
Therefore, he is a tallywhacker.
Sadly, Trump is America's tallywhacker, much like Florida.
I reckon America needs a good bobbitting.
This term for a penis also applies to dicks who are assholes.
Is there a bigger asshole than Trump?
No, there is not.
Therefore, he is a tallywhacker.
Sadly, Trump is America's tallywhacker, much like Florida.
I reckon America needs a good bobbitting.
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
tallywhacker
This term for a penis also applies to dicks who are assholes.
Is there a bigger asshole than Trump?
No, there is not.
Therefore, he is a tallywhacker.
Sadly, Trump is America's tallywhacker, much like Florida.
I reckon America needs a good bobbitting.
This term for a penis also applies to dicks who are assholes.
Is there a bigger asshole than Trump?
No, there is not.
Therefore, he is a tallywhacker.
Sadly, Trump is America's tallywhacker, much like Florida.
I reckon America needs a good bobbitting.
pudding-head
Since at least the mid-1800s, a pudding-head has been a dum-dum, a fool, a simpleton, a poop-butt.
At the risk of offending pudding lovers, I reckon Trump is a serious pudding-head.
Moreover, President Pudding-head is a felonious fuckhead.
Since at least the mid-1800s, a pudding-head has been a dum-dum, a fool, a simpleton, a poop-butt.
At the risk of offending pudding lovers, I reckon Trump is a serious pudding-head.
Moreover, President Pudding-head is a felonious fuckhead.
September 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
pudding-head
Since at least the mid-1800s, a pudding-head has been a dum-dum, a fool, a simpleton, a poop-butt.
At the risk of offending pudding lovers, I reckon Trump is a serious pudding-head.
Moreover, President Pudding-head is a felonious fuckhead.
Since at least the mid-1800s, a pudding-head has been a dum-dum, a fool, a simpleton, a poop-butt.
At the risk of offending pudding lovers, I reckon Trump is a serious pudding-head.
Moreover, President Pudding-head is a felonious fuckhead.
pigwidgeon
Originally a term for a little creature such as a fairy or elf, "pigwidgeon" came to mean "A small or insignificant person or thing; a stupid or contemptible person" in the 1600s, according to the OED.
Trump is stupid and contemptible enough to more than qualify as a prime pigwidgeon.
Originally a term for a little creature such as a fairy or elf, "pigwidgeon" came to mean "A small or insignificant person or thing; a stupid or contemptible person" in the 1600s, according to the OED.
Trump is stupid and contemptible enough to more than qualify as a prime pigwidgeon.
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
pigwidgeon
Originally a term for a little creature such as a fairy or elf, "pigwidgeon" came to mean "A small or insignificant person or thing; a stupid or contemptible person" in the 1600s, according to the OED.
Trump is stupid and contemptible enough to more than qualify as a prime pigwidgeon.
Originally a term for a little creature such as a fairy or elf, "pigwidgeon" came to mean "A small or insignificant person or thing; a stupid or contemptible person" in the 1600s, according to the OED.
Trump is stupid and contemptible enough to more than qualify as a prime pigwidgeon.
wrongo
The OED defines wrongo as "A bad, dishonest, or untrustworthy person; a ‘wrong 'un’."
This term also refers to counterfeit coins and has been in use since the 30s.
Few examples of carbon-based life are as consistently wrong, in every sense, as the felonious Trump, so he is a major wrongo.
The OED defines wrongo as "A bad, dishonest, or untrustworthy person; a ‘wrong 'un’."
This term also refers to counterfeit coins and has been in use since the 30s.
Few examples of carbon-based life are as consistently wrong, in every sense, as the felonious Trump, so he is a major wrongo.
September 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
wrongo
The OED defines wrongo as "A bad, dishonest, or untrustworthy person; a ‘wrong 'un’."
This term also refers to counterfeit coins and has been in use since the 30s.
Few examples of carbon-based life are as consistently wrong, in every sense, as the felonious Trump, so he is a major wrongo.
The OED defines wrongo as "A bad, dishonest, or untrustworthy person; a ‘wrong 'un’."
This term also refers to counterfeit coins and has been in use since the 30s.
Few examples of carbon-based life are as consistently wrong, in every sense, as the felonious Trump, so he is a major wrongo.
dunghill
People have been likened to dunghills since the mid-1500s.
But has any person since that time been more of a dunghill than Trump?
No, I reckon not.
I’m so tired of the Dunghill-in-Chief.
People have been likened to dunghills since the mid-1500s.
But has any person since that time been more of a dunghill than Trump?
No, I reckon not.
I’m so tired of the Dunghill-in-Chief.
September 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
dunghill
People have been likened to dunghills since the mid-1500s.
But has any person since that time been more of a dunghill than Trump?
No, I reckon not.
I’m so tired of the Dunghill-in-Chief.
People have been likened to dunghills since the mid-1500s.
But has any person since that time been more of a dunghill than Trump?
No, I reckon not.
I’m so tired of the Dunghill-in-Chief.
mudworm
In the 1800s, “mudworm” was a rare term for a contemptible person.
Today there is one mudworm who is muddier and wormier than the rest: Trump.
Will we ever be free of President Mudworm?
In the 1800s, “mudworm” was a rare term for a contemptible person.
Today there is one mudworm who is muddier and wormier than the rest: Trump.
Will we ever be free of President Mudworm?
September 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
mudworm
In the 1800s, “mudworm” was a rare term for a contemptible person.
Today there is one mudworm who is muddier and wormier than the rest: Trump.
Will we ever be free of President Mudworm?
In the 1800s, “mudworm” was a rare term for a contemptible person.
Today there is one mudworm who is muddier and wormier than the rest: Trump.
Will we ever be free of President Mudworm?
hooky-crooky
This rare 1800s word is defined by the OED as “Not straightforward, perverse, dishonest.”
Everything about Trump is hooky-crooky, and we are all the poorer for it.
Trump’s hooky-crooky ways have left me in a higgledy-piggledy daze.
This rare 1800s word is defined by the OED as “Not straightforward, perverse, dishonest.”
Everything about Trump is hooky-crooky, and we are all the poorer for it.
Trump’s hooky-crooky ways have left me in a higgledy-piggledy daze.
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
hooky-crooky
This rare 1800s word is defined by the OED as “Not straightforward, perverse, dishonest.”
Everything about Trump is hooky-crooky, and we are all the poorer for it.
Trump’s hooky-crooky ways have left me in a higgledy-piggledy daze.
This rare 1800s word is defined by the OED as “Not straightforward, perverse, dishonest.”
Everything about Trump is hooky-crooky, and we are all the poorer for it.
Trump’s hooky-crooky ways have left me in a higgledy-piggledy daze.
slobber-chops
According to the OED, this term originally applied to a drooling animal or person, then more generally to “a stupid, contemptible, or ineffectual person.”
You had me at “stupid.”
Trump is a slobber-chops, dripping hate and ignorance all over our country. The dude needs a bib.
According to the OED, this term originally applied to a drooling animal or person, then more generally to “a stupid, contemptible, or ineffectual person.”
You had me at “stupid.”
Trump is a slobber-chops, dripping hate and ignorance all over our country. The dude needs a bib.
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
slobber-chops
According to the OED, this term originally applied to a drooling animal or person, then more generally to “a stupid, contemptible, or ineffectual person.”
You had me at “stupid.”
Trump is a slobber-chops, dripping hate and ignorance all over our country. The dude needs a bib.
According to the OED, this term originally applied to a drooling animal or person, then more generally to “a stupid, contemptible, or ineffectual person.”
You had me at “stupid.”
Trump is a slobber-chops, dripping hate and ignorance all over our country. The dude needs a bib.
pediculous
Originally, this adjective meant infested with lice in the 1500s, before coming to mean just plain lousy.
Trump is a lousy leader, a lousy businessman, a lousy human being, a lousy primate, a lousy Earthling.
Our ridiculous president is pediculous.
Originally, this adjective meant infested with lice in the 1500s, before coming to mean just plain lousy.
Trump is a lousy leader, a lousy businessman, a lousy human being, a lousy primate, a lousy Earthling.
Our ridiculous president is pediculous.
September 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
pediculous
Originally, this adjective meant infested with lice in the 1500s, before coming to mean just plain lousy.
Trump is a lousy leader, a lousy businessman, a lousy human being, a lousy primate, a lousy Earthling.
Our ridiculous president is pediculous.
Originally, this adjective meant infested with lice in the 1500s, before coming to mean just plain lousy.
Trump is a lousy leader, a lousy businessman, a lousy human being, a lousy primate, a lousy Earthling.
Our ridiculous president is pediculous.
poop-butt
The OED defines this one as “A contemptible or lazy person.”
Trump is guilty on both counts, and therefore a poop-butt.
Poooooopppp-buuuuuuuuuuttttt.
Excuse me, that was disrespectful.
I should watch my tone when talking about President Poop-Butt.
The OED defines this one as “A contemptible or lazy person.”
Trump is guilty on both counts, and therefore a poop-butt.
Poooooopppp-buuuuuuuuuuttttt.
Excuse me, that was disrespectful.
I should watch my tone when talking about President Poop-Butt.
September 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
poop-butt
The OED defines this one as “A contemptible or lazy person.”
Trump is guilty on both counts, and therefore a poop-butt.
Poooooopppp-buuuuuuuuuuttttt.
Excuse me, that was disrespectful.
I should watch my tone when talking about President Poop-Butt.
The OED defines this one as “A contemptible or lazy person.”
Trump is guilty on both counts, and therefore a poop-butt.
Poooooopppp-buuuuuuuuuuttttt.
Excuse me, that was disrespectful.
I should watch my tone when talking about President Poop-Butt.
stupiditarian
This word, dating from the mid-1800s, sounds like someone proud of their own stupidity.
That fits Trump to a T.
I hate living in stupiditarian times.
This word, dating from the mid-1800s, sounds like someone proud of their own stupidity.
That fits Trump to a T.
I hate living in stupiditarian times.
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
stupiditarian
This word, dating from the mid-1800s, sounds like someone proud of their own stupidity.
That fits Trump to a T.
I hate living in stupiditarian times.
This word, dating from the mid-1800s, sounds like someone proud of their own stupidity.
That fits Trump to a T.
I hate living in stupiditarian times.
ninnyhammer
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, a ninnyhammer (1592) is “A blockhead; a fool or braggart.”
Besides all of the above, Trump is certainly a ninny, and he swings like a sack of hammers, bludgeoning norms, institutions, and rights.
So he is a ninnyhammer.
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, a ninnyhammer (1592) is “A blockhead; a fool or braggart.”
Besides all of the above, Trump is certainly a ninny, and he swings like a sack of hammers, bludgeoning norms, institutions, and rights.
So he is a ninnyhammer.
September 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ninnyhammer
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, a ninnyhammer (1592) is “A blockhead; a fool or braggart.”
Besides all of the above, Trump is certainly a ninny, and he swings like a sack of hammers, bludgeoning norms, institutions, and rights.
So he is a ninnyhammer.
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, a ninnyhammer (1592) is “A blockhead; a fool or braggart.”
Besides all of the above, Trump is certainly a ninny, and he swings like a sack of hammers, bludgeoning norms, institutions, and rights.
So he is a ninnyhammer.