Tenstorme
Tenstorme
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Mitzewich forgive me I broke a yolk in the whites and I just made the meringue anyway.
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Jordan Peterson: As you know it began with the forging of the Great Rings-

Joe Rogan: Yeah three for the Elves, seven for the Dwarf Lords, and nine for the race of Men, absolutely.

Jordan Peterson, eyes welling up, distressingly red: B-but they were all of them de. They were all of them deceived
May 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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im mr beast and we're giving one baby fur mother while another baby will be with wire mother. whichever baby stays the longest has a chance to win 500,000 dollars
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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THE CROWDFUND FOR NEW EDGE SWORD & SORCERY 2025 IS LIVE

Three issues - a Sword & Planet special - a New Jirel of Joiry story...

The more re-posts this gets, the more bonus stories will be added to this year's issues!

Go here to learn more and back the magazine: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...
February 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾
March 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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If one guy holds most of the tech people rely on, it is a vulnerability, but also it's one guy: as a global population we should be able to easily just take it from him, so it seems to me the real vulnerability is an internalized belief that private ownership is more sacrosanct than human thriving.
Musk threatens to shut off Starlink access if Ukraine won’t sign the minerals “deal”.

So many of us warned about Europe’s near-total tech dependence on the US. Deeply irresponsible to rely on the continued benevolence of an external actor for such vital systems. kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...
US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters
The U.S. first raised the prospect of shutting off Starlink service after Zelensky rejected the deal presented on Feb. 12. Starlink terminals are critical in securing Ukraine's battlefield communicati...
kyivindependent.com
March 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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In the cold war, capitalist states went to great lengths to provide the minimum cost of concessions to the proletariat in order to maintain national resistance to revolution. Today those states are run by supplement salesmen who actually think socialism is fought by gutting those same concessions.
February 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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If you're still asking "who wants this? Who asked for it? What does it do?" You've been missing the point for years. There is *always* an investor buzzword and if you can trick people into thinking YOUR snake oil is the next big thing, you'll make billions...just from the stock price going up.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not me looking forward to an app free of Americans.
January 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Anyway, later on it would turn out that every American who somehow managed to post 'I'm so sorry about Trump', despite the crocodile tears covering their iphone screens, would be spared.

A brave move to be well rewarded.
January 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?"

Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
December 27, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I just played some deadlock with someone who started watching Dexter because it's popping off in insta memes.

They'd never seen it because they were 3 when it aired originally.

I long for maximum entropy.
December 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I wish every American a very pleasant jury nullification.
December 12, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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I can excuse systemic violence, but I draw the line at the perpetrators of that violence facing violence themselves.
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Popping my thoughts on Wizard's continued push into AI-ifying Magic and D&D
June 2, 2024 at 9:28 PM