Notorious scab and right-wing grifter Hulk Hogan is dead. Surprisingly he made it 71 years while abusing steroids and being a massive pile of shit.
July 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Notorious scab and right-wing grifter Hulk Hogan is dead. Surprisingly he made it 71 years while abusing steroids and being a massive pile of shit.
Does anyone else read a death warrant to house centipedes before crushing them or is it just me? I think you have to if they violate The Accord, otherwise it's an unsanctioned crushing.
June 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Does anyone else read a death warrant to house centipedes before crushing them or is it just me? I think you have to if they violate The Accord, otherwise it's an unsanctioned crushing.
I have done a great sin against Italian cuisine today. I reheated #Carbonara that was leftover from yesterday. However in my evil I have discovered it is possible to reheat carbonara with hot pasta water saved from the night before and a little more cheese. It worked perfectly.
May 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have done a great sin against Italian cuisine today. I reheated #Carbonara that was leftover from yesterday. However in my evil I have discovered it is possible to reheat carbonara with hot pasta water saved from the night before and a little more cheese. It worked perfectly.
BREAKING: New Pope's Favorite Pizza Causes Italians To Demand Recount/Excommunication.
May 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
BREAKING: New Pope's Favorite Pizza Causes Italians To Demand Recount/Excommunication.
Got a KitchenAid espresso machine at a huge discount at HomeGoods. Quite the game changer. Norm is now my assistant barista. #HomeEspresso
May 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Got a KitchenAid espresso machine at a huge discount at HomeGoods. Quite the game changer. Norm is now my assistant barista. #HomeEspresso
Is there anything quite as #American as drinking a beer from the oldest brewery in the country while grilling Costco 1/4 lbs hot dogs in your backyard as a bunch of rich assholes slowly destroy the nation with their braindead politicians who use religion as a way to convince half the population that
May 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Is there anything quite as #American as drinking a beer from the oldest brewery in the country while grilling Costco 1/4 lbs hot dogs in your backyard as a bunch of rich assholes slowly destroy the nation with their braindead politicians who use religion as a way to convince half the population that
It's really hard to be just a little guy. #OrangeCat
April 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's really hard to be just a little guy. #OrangeCat
Hey All, is #TinnedFish having some type of cultural moment right now? I'm seeing a lot of mentions of Tinned Fish in general, not any specific types.
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hey All, is #TinnedFish having some type of cultural moment right now? I'm seeing a lot of mentions of Tinned Fish in general, not any specific types.
Go to a charity event.
It's a martini shake off.
Drink 27 shots of martini and martini adjacent drinks:
It's a martini shake off.
Drink 27 shots of martini and martini adjacent drinks:
a close up of a man 's face with a beard
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard
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March 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Go to a charity event.
It's a martini shake off.
Drink 27 shots of martini and martini adjacent drinks:
It's a martini shake off.
Drink 27 shots of martini and martini adjacent drinks:
Well, someone put together a Project 2025 Tracker site. That way we can watch the downfall of our country as a status bar filling. www.project2025.observer?fbclid=IwZXh...
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
www.project2025.observer
March 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well, someone put together a Project 2025 Tracker site. That way we can watch the downfall of our country as a status bar filling. www.project2025.observer?fbclid=IwZXh...
🎶 Everythings fucked and it's not gonna get better, noooooo it ain't getting better. This is how they kill democracy!🎶
February 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🎶 Everythings fucked and it's not gonna get better, noooooo it ain't getting better. This is how they kill democracy!🎶
MFW I'm listening to @gamewoven.bsky.social lay down some of the sickest, cleanest licks on this side of the Mississippi.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting with his hand on his knee
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February 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
MFW I'm listening to @gamewoven.bsky.social lay down some of the sickest, cleanest licks on this side of the Mississippi.
Fun thing I noticed. All the people that were like "I'm not voting for genocide" are really fucking quiet about how Gaza is about to turn into Trump condos.
February 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fun thing I noticed. All the people that were like "I'm not voting for genocide" are really fucking quiet about how Gaza is about to turn into Trump condos.
Oof. Military Blackhawk collided with an AA/PSA CRJ Flight doing a circle to land on 33 at Washington Reagan. This is why it's important to keep scanning the horizon in busy airspace even when you think you have the traffic in sight.
January 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oof. Military Blackhawk collided with an AA/PSA CRJ Flight doing a circle to land on 33 at Washington Reagan. This is why it's important to keep scanning the horizon in busy airspace even when you think you have the traffic in sight.
Air Temp -12F (-24C)
Wind Chill -33F (-36C)
That's frostbite on exposed skin in 10 minutes.
Wind Chill -33F (-36C)
That's frostbite on exposed skin in 10 minutes.
January 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Air Temp -12F (-24C)
Wind Chill -33F (-36C)
That's frostbite on exposed skin in 10 minutes.
Wind Chill -33F (-36C)
That's frostbite on exposed skin in 10 minutes.
Ahhh, the US is fucked for years. Everyone is freaking out about the fascist being a fascist. We are about to have a recession that will ruin everyone but the rich. I'm just having an edible and a hot toddy.
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ahhh, the US is fucked for years. Everyone is freaking out about the fascist being a fascist. We are about to have a recession that will ruin everyone but the rich. I'm just having an edible and a hot toddy.
So... I once got into a fight with a man over a tuna sandwich. Now this ain't any old tuna sandwich mind. This is Mama June's Famous Tuna Sandwich. Old Mama June she's famous for two things: She does all her own surgeries and she makes the best tuna sandwich in all of Oklahoma. Yeah you heard me 1/?
January 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
So... I once got into a fight with a man over a tuna sandwich. Now this ain't any old tuna sandwich mind. This is Mama June's Famous Tuna Sandwich. Old Mama June she's famous for two things: She does all her own surgeries and she makes the best tuna sandwich in all of Oklahoma. Yeah you heard me 1/?
Musk finally fucked up hard enough to out himself as Adrian Dittman. This mofo bought his way into government. We fucked y'all.
January 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Musk finally fucked up hard enough to out himself as Adrian Dittman. This mofo bought his way into government. We fucked y'all.
Satire is dead. Bro got his playing card deck of CEOs pulled and all of his accounts banned. www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCrin...
From the TikTokCringe community on Reddit: U.S. citizens are losing their constitutionally protects 1st Amendment rights.
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December 24, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Satire is dead. Bro got his playing card deck of CEOs pulled and all of his accounts banned. www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCrin...
Things I like about capitalism:
1) BOGO weed carts.
2) Customer appreciation events with free booze and food.
Things I hate about capitalism:
1) EVERYTHING ELSE
This message was brought to you by: 2 G&Ts in the afternoon.
1) BOGO weed carts.
2) Customer appreciation events with free booze and food.
Things I hate about capitalism:
1) EVERYTHING ELSE
This message was brought to you by: 2 G&Ts in the afternoon.
December 19, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Things I like about capitalism:
1) BOGO weed carts.
2) Customer appreciation events with free booze and food.
Things I hate about capitalism:
1) EVERYTHING ELSE
This message was brought to you by: 2 G&Ts in the afternoon.
1) BOGO weed carts.
2) Customer appreciation events with free booze and food.
Things I hate about capitalism:
1) EVERYTHING ELSE
This message was brought to you by: 2 G&Ts in the afternoon.
This is the man I aspire to be. #friedchickenislife www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybe...
From the maybemaybemaybe community on Reddit: Maybe Maybe Maybe
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December 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
This is the man I aspire to be. #friedchickenislife www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybe...