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T. Jizz
@teejayiscool.bsky.social
No where to go, everywhere to be
Missing summer already
September 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m expected to work for another 30+ years when in reality I have a week max left in me
August 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My hair is purple
August 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I literally cannot motivate myself to work this week. I’d rather be doing anything else
July 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Mom and Dad are in the studio again. The power of Pride month
June 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Going on a Voyage this weekend
May 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The fact that these plants used to be $3200+ for a plant half the size of this, 3 years ago and now they are $20 in Lowes….
May 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Work time and after work time flow at 2 different rates because why does a work day last 8 months and free time last 20 seconds? 🫩
May 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I want a backyard green house
May 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
SO TEAR MY LUNGS OUT
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The way I need to live in Florida grows stronger every day. No cold, 365 theme parks, amazing nature, thunderstorms, perfect weather for tropical plants all over inside and outside. 🫩
April 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I wonder if all Excel networks are connected & intertwined like the ending of Annihilation, if so can someone use a flash bang and take one for the team and kill The Shimmer (Excel)
April 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
FUMING I CAUGHT MIKES GUITAR PICK AND LOST IT SOMEHOW BUT THE SHOW WAS IMPECCABLE LIKE OMFGGGGG
April 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The idea of being at the On The Border at MCO with lots of margaritas during a severe thunderstorm and then taking the shuttle to an uber to seaworld and riding Mako (right after the storm ends) sounds amazing right now
April 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I hope Spiritbox plays Rule Of Nines when i see them in 2 weeks cuz yes i will ascend
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I am obsessed like you don’t understand, seeing this and getting to experience everything before the public was insane. Pictures do not do it justice
Aerial overview of Epic Universe.
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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An up close look at the Chronos, the entrance to Epic Universe.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Universal Orlando has shared an official look from the ground of four of the five worlds of Epic Universe, officially opening on May 22nd.
March 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I miss Epic Universe already I wanna go back now now now now now now now now now now now now now
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Children should not be allowed on flights that I am on. Like please
March 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Epic Universe tomorrow!!!!!
March 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you have to do other peoples jobs at your job it should be the law that you get paid their salary on top of your own salary

Like why tf am i doing your work on top of my work and not being compensated
March 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Yes I cannot wait to send another 1,200 individually personalized emails because my job didn’t think the the first round of 1,200 was enough!!!!!

Love having people that have no tech or logistics background making DUMB ASS FUCKING DECISIONS
March 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me for the foreseeable future
March 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not being in florida with palm trees & roller coasters
March 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM