Tony Wagoner
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Tony Wagoner
@teedubber.bsky.social
Detroit area resident. Old time Tartar. Former letter carrier, sub teacher and marketing manager. Voted once for a Republican in 1972 but not since.
Greenland Suggests Trump Acquire Epstein’s Island Instead
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Greenland Suggests Trump Acquire Epstein’s Island Instead
“Epstein’s island is bound to stir many happy memories for him," a Greenlandic government spokesman said.
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January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We’re the Bad Guys Now
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We Are "That Country". For different reasons, I assume Israel and the USA have become the two most distrusted and disliked supposedly "democratic" nations in the world
We’re the Bad Guys Now
America has become the kind of country it used to oppose.
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January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
What ‘Regime Change’ in Venezuela Would Really Mean
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This was published in The Bulwark yesterday. Capturing Maduro is the easy part. Imposing a regime change? Not so much.
What ‘Regime Change’ in Venezuela Would Really Mean
It’s not clear the administration has settled on a goal, much less considered the consequences.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The Best Thing That Happened in 2025
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The Best Thing That Happened in 2025
A genuine cause for celebration.
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December 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Her wrists must be tired from punching that "delete" tab and feeding paper into the shredder
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
America Is an Unserious Country Filled With Unserious People
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America Is an Unserious Country Filled With Unserious People
Stories about revealed preferences and who we really are.
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December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump’s Deportations Are Ripping Mothers from Their Babies
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Trump’s Deportations Are Ripping Mothers from Their Babies
The president’s immigration policy is “beyond inhumane.”
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December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Truth Social in the ocean
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Aren't they allowed to read them on the floor to have them entered into the Congressional Record?
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Should be reprinted on Page 3 of every newspaper in the country and read aloud in the morning on radio stations. Listen or read this all the way through and try to tell me this man isn't totally deranged. I though his Tweets were bad in the first term but this is really insane
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
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Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
The narcoterrorists were posing as seven stranded castaways.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
For Trump, Even the National Guard Shooting Is About Immigration
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For Trump, Even the National Guard Shooting Is About Immigration
And he won’t let the facts get in the way of his agenda.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
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Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sex Crimes. State Crimes. War Crimes.
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Sex Crimes. State Crimes. War Crimes.
We’re detecting a pattern with this administration.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A Letter from Clausewitz to Secretary Rubio
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A Letter from Clausewitz to Secretary Rubio
Channeling the author of ‘On War’ on the U.S. pursuit of peace in Ukraine.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Brace Yourself for … Full. Blown. Panic.
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Brace Yourself for … Full. Blown. Panic.
The president is feeling cornered and lashing out. It will get ugly—and dangerous.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Enshittification and How To Fight It: A Conversation with Cory Doctorow
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Enshittification and How To Fight It: A Conversation with Cory Doctorow
We have a new cool podcast, hooray!
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November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Which Conservative Justices Will Fall for Trump’s Tariff Power Grab?
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Which Conservative Justices Will Fall for Trump’s Tariff Power Grab?
Emergency powers “tend to kindle emergencies,” as a great justice of yore once observed.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That would lower the rents with all of those newly vacant apartments or flats. So Mamdani wins for lowering NYC housing expenses.
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It would be worth reconnecting the cable for that, assuming there are enough brains to make it worth watching.
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's kind of a cool system where every idiot gets their special day in the sun.
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
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Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM