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TeeCoZee
@teecozee.bsky.social
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Cautiously obsessive fan of the Lions, Mets, Graps, Sega and the 1991 film “The Last Boy Scout”
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Willow is wearing her Sareee gear. Could she be Grand Prix-bound? 👀 #AEWDynamite 🤼
June 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Surely, Butthole Surfers and Yakuza 0 can fix this entirely fucked day. Right?
June 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Senga out here doing his best Tiffany Stratton impression. You know, for funzies. #LGM
June 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Thekla’s entrance just reeks of aura. It feels like she already shook off the bad vibes of her post-DDM run. #AEWDynamite 🤼
June 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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It’s imperative that MxM Collection remains heel so I can keep seeing Mason Madden’s ass on hardcam #AEWDynamite 🤼
June 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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This dude really wants some Brussels Sprouts #AEWDynamite 🤼
June 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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A pop for the Workhorsemen?!? We are so back! #AEWDynamite🤼‍♂️
June 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Welp. Guess it’s time to start watching Dragon Gate.
April 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I’m over here listening to abrasive vaporwave and yet it’s the hard cam in Sacramento that’s giving me acid flashbacks. Go figure. #LGM
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Mulholland Drive: A film so powerful, TSA had to check my DVD of it for bomb juice.
February 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The more exasperated Mariah gets, the more clear it is how fucking talented the women’s division is #AEWDynamite
January 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I see so much discourse about how the IWC is just a small sample of wrestling fans. Yet I see zero discourse about how Nielsen ratings are just a small sample of television viewers. Why is this?
January 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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This opener absolutely didn’t need to go THIS hard, but here we are. #NJBITV
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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It’s been 7 hours and I still can’t get the match out of my head. It will probably never leave. I missed that feeling. I’ll spend the rest of my life chasing it. #AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Gabe Kidd is a made man. Kenny Omega is still Kenny Omega. Tanahashi is sobbing. The way the whole match was orchestrated was high art.

Pro wrestling is the best. And if you disagree, you probably smell like ass and you use a Discover Card.

#AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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I’m halfway expecting Chris Charlton to start yelling “He’s gonna PUKE! HE’S GONNA PUKE!!!” #NJPW #AEW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Alls I’m saying is that if Danielson were in Kenny’s shoes, he’d have taken 50 shots to the gut already #AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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From now on, I’m just calling them Peals Jackson and Not Pearls Jackson #AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Takeshita vs Ishii is making me wanna bust into my industrial-sized bag of slightly expired Slim Jims. Just to feel something. #AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Whenever I eat a really tender steak, I’m gonna imagine Takeshita and Ishii ramming into each other over and over #AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Come back to NYC you goddamn cowards! #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Remember in Robocop 2 when they completely destroy Robocop and then reprogram him to be lame and then he electrocutes himself to be cool again? This needs to happen to Shota. #AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Having Claudio beat the ever-loving shit out of Shooter feels mean spirited but also totally justified. #AEW #NJPW #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I’ve seen enough. Send Brody King to the G1. #njWD
January 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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If The Acclaimed don’t break up tonight, the whole year is cursed. I don’t make the rules. #AEWDynamite
January 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM