Ted Parker
@tedparker.bsky.social
🙏 🌈 📽 Ted Parker, a professional actor in Atlanta, can play everything from the lovable, quirky eccentric to the neurotic and sinister sociopath. A must-have! linktr.ee/tedparker_actor
Dr. Hektor from OLD MAN SLAUGHTER will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Dr. Hektor from OLD MAN SLAUGHTER will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
Nicole Kidman is officially single. Giggity! 😛
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Nicole Kidman is officially single. Giggity! 😛
Happy Birthday to the legendary Tippi Hedren from THE BIRDS (1963), PACIFIC HEIGHTS (1990), and HER MORBID DESIRES (2008) among others! Also, she's Melanie Griffith's mother and Dakota Johnson's grandma. 🐦⬛🐦⬛💀
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Happy Birthday to the legendary Tippi Hedren from THE BIRDS (1963), PACIFIC HEIGHTS (1990), and HER MORBID DESIRES (2008) among others! Also, she's Melanie Griffith's mother and Dakota Johnson's grandma. 🐦⬛🐦⬛💀
If you're reading this post, you're still alive.
If you're still alive, you still have a future.
Get back to work!!! 🫵
If you're still alive, you still have a future.
Get back to work!!! 🫵
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If you're reading this post, you're still alive.
If you're still alive, you still have a future.
Get back to work!!! 🫵
If you're still alive, you still have a future.
Get back to work!!! 🫵
Happy Birthday to actress/Hammer movie goddess Caroline Munro from THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES (1971), DRACULA A.D. 1972 (1972), and SLAUGHTER HIGH (1985) among others! 🕷
#carolinemunro #drphibes #draculaad1972 #thespywholovedme #Slaughterhigh #starcrash #hammerhorror
#carolinemunro #drphibes #draculaad1972 #thespywholovedme #Slaughterhigh #starcrash #hammerhorror
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Happy Birthday to actress/Hammer movie goddess Caroline Munro from THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES (1971), DRACULA A.D. 1972 (1972), and SLAUGHTER HIGH (1985) among others! 🕷
#carolinemunro #drphibes #draculaad1972 #thespywholovedme #Slaughterhigh #starcrash #hammerhorror
#carolinemunro #drphibes #draculaad1972 #thespywholovedme #Slaughterhigh #starcrash #hammerhorror
If Fatty McFatAss gets a Nobel Prize for being fat and stupid, then I want a Nobel Prize for being weird! 🙃
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
If Fatty McFatAss gets a Nobel Prize for being fat and stupid, then I want a Nobel Prize for being weird! 🙃
Happy Birthday to actress Jordan Ladd from CABIN FEVER (2002), HOSTEL: PART II (2007), and SATANIC PANIC (2019) among others!
#jordanladd #cabinfever #satanicpanic #deathproof #clubdread #hostelpart2 #madhouse2004
#jordanladd #cabinfever #satanicpanic #deathproof #clubdread #hostelpart2 #madhouse2004
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Happy Birthday to actress Jordan Ladd from CABIN FEVER (2002), HOSTEL: PART II (2007), and SATANIC PANIC (2019) among others!
#jordanladd #cabinfever #satanicpanic #deathproof #clubdread #hostelpart2 #madhouse2004
#jordanladd #cabinfever #satanicpanic #deathproof #clubdread #hostelpart2 #madhouse2004
Happy Birthday to horror actress Brandy Mason from PLAN 9 (2015), DON'T FUCK IN THE WOODS (2016), and RETURN TO RETURN TO NUKE 'EM HIGH, VOLUME 2 (2017) among others!
#brandymason #horroractress #troma #dontfuckinthewoods #nukeemhigh #returntonukeemhighvol2 #plan9remake #bmovies
#brandymason #horroractress #troma #dontfuckinthewoods #nukeemhigh #returntonukeemhighvol2 #plan9remake #bmovies
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Happy Birthday to horror actress Brandy Mason from PLAN 9 (2015), DON'T FUCK IN THE WOODS (2016), and RETURN TO RETURN TO NUKE 'EM HIGH, VOLUME 2 (2017) among others!
#brandymason #horroractress #troma #dontfuckinthewoods #nukeemhigh #returntonukeemhighvol2 #plan9remake #bmovies
#brandymason #horroractress #troma #dontfuckinthewoods #nukeemhigh #returntonukeemhighvol2 #plan9remake #bmovies
Happy Birthday to horror movie director Darren Lynn Bousman from REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008), ST. AGATHA (2018), and a few SAW movies!
#darrenlynnbousman #horror #horrordirector #sawmovies #stagatha #talesofhalloween #repothegeneticopera
#darrenlynnbousman #horror #horrordirector #sawmovies #stagatha #talesofhalloween #repothegeneticopera
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Happy Birthday to horror movie director Darren Lynn Bousman from REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008), ST. AGATHA (2018), and a few SAW movies!
#darrenlynnbousman #horror #horrordirector #sawmovies #stagatha #talesofhalloween #repothegeneticopera
#darrenlynnbousman #horror #horrordirector #sawmovies #stagatha #talesofhalloween #repothegeneticopera
Happy Birthday to legendary voice-meister/my friend C. Martin Croker (1962-2016) from SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST (1993-2012 ), AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE (2000-2023 ), and THE BRAK SHOW (2000-2007)!
#ccmartincroker #zorak #moltar #spaceghost #drweird #thebrakshow #cartoonplanet #adultswim
#ccmartincroker #zorak #moltar #spaceghost #drweird #thebrakshow #cartoonplanet #adultswim
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Happy Birthday to legendary voice-meister/my friend C. Martin Croker (1962-2016) from SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST (1993-2012 ), AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE (2000-2023 ), and THE BRAK SHOW (2000-2007)!
#ccmartincroker #zorak #moltar #spaceghost #drweird #thebrakshow #cartoonplanet #adultswim
#ccmartincroker #zorak #moltar #spaceghost #drweird #thebrakshow #cartoonplanet #adultswim
Happy Birthday to actress and Buck Rogers' squeeze Erin Gray! 🎂
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Happy Birthday to actress and Buck Rogers' squeeze Erin Gray! 🎂
Happy Birthday to cult actress Jewel Shepard from ZAPPED! (1982), RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985), and the HOLLYWOOD HOT TUBS movies!
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Happy Birthday to cult actress Jewel Shepard from ZAPPED! (1982), RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985), and the HOLLYWOOD HOT TUBS movies!
Looks like Fat Boy is bombing Venezuela!
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Looks like Fat Boy is bombing Venezuela!
You were the first one.
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
You were the first one.
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
Happy Birthday to actress Amelia Kinkade aka Angela from the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS movies! 🎃 💀 💄
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Happy Birthday to actress Amelia Kinkade aka Angela from the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS movies! 🎃 💀 💄
Happy Birthday to filmmaker/Troma meister Lloyd Kaufman, actress/killbot slayer Kelli Maroney, and actress Caity Lotz!
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy Birthday to filmmaker/Troma meister Lloyd Kaufman, actress/killbot slayer Kelli Maroney, and actress Caity Lotz!
Happy Birthday to horror queen Barbara Steele from BLACK SUNDAY (1960), PIRANHA (1978), and THE BUTTERFLY ROOM (2012) among others! 💀
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Happy Birthday to horror queen Barbara Steele from BLACK SUNDAY (1960), PIRANHA (1978), and THE BUTTERFLY ROOM (2012) among others! 💀
@barbaracrampton.bsky.social 🎂 ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐɥ 🎂
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@barbaracrampton.bsky.social 🎂 ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐɥ 🎂
Happy Birthday to the immortal B-Movie king Dick Miller (aka Walter Paisley)! 👑
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy Birthday to the immortal B-Movie king Dick Miller (aka Walter Paisley)! 👑
I'm ok!!! Nobody panic! I mean, I got my ass shot off by some jackass chasing me and yelling "Yippee-ki-yay, muther-fucker" but I'm otherwise ok!
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm ok!!! Nobody panic! I mean, I got my ass shot off by some jackass chasing me and yelling "Yippee-ki-yay, muther-fucker" but I'm otherwise ok!
Are all the Epstein Files out yet? There's a deadline. They need to hurry up and redact the rest before midnight or something. Priorities - you understand.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Are all the Epstein Files out yet? There's a deadline. They need to hurry up and redact the rest before midnight or something. Priorities - you understand.
Happy Birthday to cult queen Nancy Loomis and actress/vampire slayer Kristy Swanson! #nancyloomis #kristyswanson #halloweenmovies #deadlyfriend #thefog #buffythevampireslayer
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy Birthday to cult queen Nancy Loomis and actress/vampire slayer Kristy Swanson! #nancyloomis #kristyswanson #halloweenmovies #deadlyfriend #thefog #buffythevampireslayer
Happy Birthday to actor/ghostbuster Ernie Hudson from GOING BERSERK (1983), THE CROW (1994), and, of course, the GHOSTBUSTERS movies!
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Birthday to actor/ghostbuster Ernie Hudson from GOING BERSERK (1983), THE CROW (1994), and, of course, the GHOSTBUSTERS movies!
Welp, that boy ain't getting his inheritance. Maybe the Big Fat Orange will pardon him. 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Welp, that boy ain't getting his inheritance. Maybe the Big Fat Orange will pardon him. 🤔