Ted Parker
@tedparker.bsky.social
🙏 🌈 📽 Ted Parker, a professional actor in Atlanta, can play everything from the lovable, quirky eccentric to the neurotic and sinister sociopath. A must-have! linktr.ee/tedparker_actor
Happy Birthday to cult actress Jewel Shepard from ZAPPED! (1982), RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985), and the HOLLYWOOD HOT TUBS movies!
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Happy Birthday to cult actress Jewel Shepard from ZAPPED! (1982), RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985), and the HOLLYWOOD HOT TUBS movies!
Looks like Fat Boy is bombing Venezuela!
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Looks like Fat Boy is bombing Venezuela!
You were the first one.
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
You were the first one.
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
You were the last one.
(IYKYK)
Happy Birthday to actress Amelia Kinkade aka Angela from the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS movies! 🎃 💀 💄
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Happy Birthday to actress Amelia Kinkade aka Angela from the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS movies! 🎃 💀 💄
Happy Birthday to filmmaker/Troma meister Lloyd Kaufman, actress/killbot slayer Kelli Maroney, and actress Caity Lotz!
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy Birthday to filmmaker/Troma meister Lloyd Kaufman, actress/killbot slayer Kelli Maroney, and actress Caity Lotz!
Happy Birthday to horror queen Barbara Steele from BLACK SUNDAY (1960), PIRANHA (1978), and THE BUTTERFLY ROOM (2012) among others! 💀
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Happy Birthday to horror queen Barbara Steele from BLACK SUNDAY (1960), PIRANHA (1978), and THE BUTTERFLY ROOM (2012) among others! 💀
@barbaracrampton.bsky.social 🎂 ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐɥ 🎂
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@barbaracrampton.bsky.social 🎂 ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐɥ 🎂
Happy Birthday to the immortal B-Movie king Dick Miller (aka Walter Paisley)! 👑
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy Birthday to the immortal B-Movie king Dick Miller (aka Walter Paisley)! 👑
I'm ok!!! Nobody panic! I mean, I got my ass shot off by some jackass chasing me and yelling "Yippee-ki-yay, muther-fucker" but I'm otherwise ok!
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm ok!!! Nobody panic! I mean, I got my ass shot off by some jackass chasing me and yelling "Yippee-ki-yay, muther-fucker" but I'm otherwise ok!
Are all the Epstein Files out yet? There's a deadline. They need to hurry up and redact the rest before midnight or something. Priorities - you understand.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Are all the Epstein Files out yet? There's a deadline. They need to hurry up and redact the rest before midnight or something. Priorities - you understand.
Happy Birthday to cult queen Nancy Loomis and actress/vampire slayer Kristy Swanson! #nancyloomis #kristyswanson #halloweenmovies #deadlyfriend #thefog #buffythevampireslayer
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy Birthday to cult queen Nancy Loomis and actress/vampire slayer Kristy Swanson! #nancyloomis #kristyswanson #halloweenmovies #deadlyfriend #thefog #buffythevampireslayer
Happy Birthday to actor/ghostbuster Ernie Hudson from GOING BERSERK (1983), THE CROW (1994), and, of course, the GHOSTBUSTERS movies!
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Birthday to actor/ghostbuster Ernie Hudson from GOING BERSERK (1983), THE CROW (1994), and, of course, the GHOSTBUSTERS movies!
Welp, that boy ain't getting his inheritance. Maybe the Big Fat Orange will pardon him. 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Welp, that boy ain't getting his inheritance. Maybe the Big Fat Orange will pardon him. 🤔
Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke!!! 🎂
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke!!! 🎂
...and, before I forget, Happy CBGB Day!!! (1973-2006)
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
...and, before I forget, Happy CBGB Day!!! (1973-2006)
Happy Birthday to 3 movie bad-asses: the late great David Carradine (1936-2009), cult queen Mary Woronov, and wrestler Tyler Mane! #davidcarradine #maryworonov #tylermane #deathrace2000 #halloweenmovies #kungfu #xmen #nightofthecomet
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Birthday to 3 movie bad-asses: the late great David Carradine (1936-2009), cult queen Mary Woronov, and wrestler Tyler Mane! #davidcarradine #maryworonov #tylermane #deathrace2000 #halloweenmovies #kungfu #xmen #nightofthecomet
Happy Birthday to Skinny Puppy singer/actor Nivek Ogre from THE DOOM GENERATION (1995), REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008), and 2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS (2010) among others! #nivekogre #repothegeneticopera #thedevilscarnival #queenofblood #skinnypuppy
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy Birthday to Skinny Puppy singer/actor Nivek Ogre from THE DOOM GENERATION (1995), REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008), and 2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS (2010) among others! #nivekogre #repothegeneticopera #thedevilscarnival #queenofblood #skinnypuppy
Happy Birthday to Runaways singer Cherie Currie and actor/psycho clwn David Howard Thornton (aka Art the Clown)!
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Happy Birthday to Runaways singer Cherie Currie and actor/psycho clwn David Howard Thornton (aka Art the Clown)!
47 years ago (Nov. 18, 1978), the day after the godawful Star Wars Holiday Special traumatized viewers, an entire community in Jonestown, Guyana literally drank themselves to death. Coincidence? I think NOT!!! 🍸
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
47 years ago (Nov. 18, 1978), the day after the godawful Star Wars Holiday Special traumatized viewers, an entire community in Jonestown, Guyana literally drank themselves to death. Coincidence? I think NOT!!! 🍸
Good day, America! Today starts the WEIRDEST chapter of your lives! I wonder what size bag of popcorn I'm gonna need when the Epstein vote passes. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🍿
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Good day, America! Today starts the WEIRDEST chapter of your lives! I wonder what size bag of popcorn I'm gonna need when the Epstein vote passes. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🍿
Happy Anniversary to the Star Wars Holiday Special (Nov. 17, 1978)! Who else finds this show horrifyingly cringie and wants to forget it ever existed? 😁
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Happy Anniversary to the Star Wars Holiday Special (Nov. 17, 1978)! Who else finds this show horrifyingly cringie and wants to forget it ever existed? 😁
Happy Birthday to actor/filmmaker Larry Blamire!
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Happy Birthday to actor/filmmaker Larry Blamire!
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
Happy Birthday to horror queen Jenna Kanell!
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Happy Birthday to horror queen Jenna Kanell!
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
Happy Birthday to cult queen Rhonda Shear!
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Happy Birthday to cult queen Rhonda Shear!
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo