Ted Parker
@tedparker.bsky.social
🙏 🌈 📽 Ted Parker, a professional actor in Atlanta, can play everything from the lovable, quirky eccentric to the neurotic and sinister sociopath. A must-have! linktr.ee/tedparker_actor
Happy Birthday to Space Ghost voice-meister George Lowe (1958-2025), cult actress Vanessa Angel, and horror queen Heather Matarazzo! 🎂
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Happy Birthday to Space Ghost voice-meister George Lowe (1958-2025), cult actress Vanessa Angel, and horror queen Heather Matarazzo! 🎂
Happy Birthday to legendary actor/hulk Lou Ferrigno and some actress named Teryl Rothery! 🎂
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy Birthday to legendary actor/hulk Lou Ferrigno and some actress named Teryl Rothery! 🎂
Happy Birthday to actress Tara Reid from the AMERICAN PIE and SHARKNADO movies!
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Happy Birthday to actress Tara Reid from the AMERICAN PIE and SHARKNADO movies!
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
Who else here almost forgot to remember remember the 5th of November? 😁
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Who else here almost forgot to remember remember the 5th of November? 😁
Happy Birthday to actor Robert Patrick from TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991), THE FACULTY (1998), and LOST AFTER DARK (2015) among others!
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Happy Birthday to actor Robert Patrick from TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991), THE FACULTY (1998), and LOST AFTER DARK (2015) among others!
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
Good mourning! Funko-Pop! toy Ted says Happy Halloween!!! 🙂 🎃 💀
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Good mourning! Funko-Pop! toy Ted says Happy Halloween!!! 🙂 🎃 💀
Happy Anniversary to HALLOWEEN (10/25/1978), the immortal horror classic from Disney!!! ...and, yes, I stole this. 😁
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy Anniversary to HALLOWEEN (10/25/1978), the immortal horror classic from Disney!!! ...and, yes, I stole this. 😁
Happy Birthday to horror icon John Kassir (aka The Crypt Keeper)!
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Happy Birthday to horror icon John Kassir (aka The Crypt Keeper)!
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
Happy Birthday to rock/polka meister Weird Al Yankovic!
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Happy Birthday to rock/polka meister Weird Al Yankovic!
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
Sorry to disturb your scrolling. I know we don't know each other, and that's fine. But if you'll kindly look behind you, you'll notice me sneaking up on you with a ginormous hatchet whilst wearing a blood-splattered clown mask. Have a blessed day. 🤡🪓😘
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Sorry to disturb your scrolling. I know we don't know each other, and that's fine. But if you'll kindly look behind you, you'll notice me sneaking up on you with a ginormous hatchet whilst wearing a blood-splattered clown mask. Have a blessed day. 🤡🪓😘
RIP Ace Frehley (1951-2025)!⚡️🎸🚀 #acefrehley #kiss
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
RIP Ace Frehley (1951-2025)!⚡️🎸🚀 #acefrehley #kiss
Happy Birthday to cult queen Erin Brown (aka Misty Mundae) from SPIDERBABE (2003), STRIP CLUB MASSACRE (2017), and SPOOKT (2023) among others!
#erinbrown #mistymundae #shockorama #vampirevixens #spiderbabe #splatterbeach #dickshark #spookt #stripclubmassacre
#erinbrown #mistymundae #shockorama #vampirevixens #spiderbabe #splatterbeach #dickshark #spookt #stripclubmassacre
October 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Happy Birthday to cult queen Erin Brown (aka Misty Mundae) from SPIDERBABE (2003), STRIP CLUB MASSACRE (2017), and SPOOKT (2023) among others!
#erinbrown #mistymundae #shockorama #vampirevixens #spiderbabe #splatterbeach #dickshark #spookt #stripclubmassacre
#erinbrown #mistymundae #shockorama #vampirevixens #spiderbabe #splatterbeach #dickshark #spookt #stripclubmassacre
Happy Birthday to horror goddess Lynn Lowry from THE CRAZIES (1973), SHIVERS (1975), and RABID (2019) among others!
#lynnlowry #shivers #thecrazies #troma #modelhunger #catpeople #splatterdisco
#lynnlowry #shivers #thecrazies #troma #modelhunger #catpeople #splatterdisco
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Happy Birthday to horror goddess Lynn Lowry from THE CRAZIES (1973), SHIVERS (1975), and RABID (2019) among others!
#lynnlowry #shivers #thecrazies #troma #modelhunger #catpeople #splatterdisco
#lynnlowry #shivers #thecrazies #troma #modelhunger #catpeople #splatterdisco
Happy Birthday to actress/tank girl Lori Petty from POINT BREAK (1991), TANK GIRL (1995), and DEAD AWAKE (2016) among others!
#loripetty #tankgirl #pointbreakmovie #aleagueoftheirown #lollywhitehill #orangeisthenewblack #oitnb
#loripetty #tankgirl #pointbreakmovie #aleagueoftheirown #lollywhitehill #orangeisthenewblack #oitnb
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Happy Birthday to actress/tank girl Lori Petty from POINT BREAK (1991), TANK GIRL (1995), and DEAD AWAKE (2016) among others!
#loripetty #tankgirl #pointbreakmovie #aleagueoftheirown #lollywhitehill #orangeisthenewblack #oitnb
#loripetty #tankgirl #pointbreakmovie #aleagueoftheirown #lollywhitehill #orangeisthenewblack #oitnb
Happy Fuck Columbus Day!!!
Who else here likes to fuck Columbus on Fuck Columbus Day?
😂😂🖕
Who else here likes to fuck Columbus on Fuck Columbus Day?
😂😂🖕
October 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy Fuck Columbus Day!!!
Who else here likes to fuck Columbus on Fuck Columbus Day?
😂😂🖕
Who else here likes to fuck Columbus on Fuck Columbus Day?
😂😂🖕
Happy Birthday to horror goddess Neve Campbell from THE CRAFT (1996), REEFER MADNESS: THE MOVIE MUSICAL (2005), and, of course, the SCREAM movies!
#nevecampbell #sidneyprescott #thecraft #wildthings #screammovies #reefermadnessthemoviemusical #twistedmetal
#nevecampbell #sidneyprescott #thecraft #wildthings #screammovies #reefermadnessthemoviemusical #twistedmetal
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Happy Birthday to horror goddess Neve Campbell from THE CRAFT (1996), REEFER MADNESS: THE MOVIE MUSICAL (2005), and, of course, the SCREAM movies!
#nevecampbell #sidneyprescott #thecraft #wildthings #screammovies #reefermadnessthemoviemusical #twistedmetal
#nevecampbell #sidneyprescott #thecraft #wildthings #screammovies #reefermadnessthemoviemusical #twistedmetal
Hmmmm.... government shutting down tonight, Hamas rejecting latest proposal, digital ID becoming mandatory in the U.K. ...and then in the U.S. Am I the only one seeing the unstable Jenga tower wobbling???
October 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hmmmm.... government shutting down tonight, Hamas rejecting latest proposal, digital ID becoming mandatory in the U.K. ...and then in the U.S. Am I the only one seeing the unstable Jenga tower wobbling???
Happy 50th Anniversary to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (09/29/1975)! 💋
September 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Happy 50th Anniversary to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (09/29/1975)! 💋
I dunno about you guys, but I'm gonna be all horror movie'd out by Halloween! 🎃 www.regmovies.com/horror-movies
Horror and Thriller Movies — Upcoming & Now Playing | Regal
Get ready to experience chilling horror movies in theatres! Check out new scary movies out now and upcoming thrillers at Regal.
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September 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I dunno about you guys, but I'm gonna be all horror movie'd out by Halloween! 🎃 www.regmovies.com/horror-movies
I see Nicole Kidman split with Keith Urban. That means she's single again! Giggity!!! 🤪
September 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I see Nicole Kidman split with Keith Urban. That means she's single again! Giggity!!! 🤪
Happy Birthday to actress Mira Sorvino from MIMIC (1997), THE FINAL CUT (2004), and BENEATH THE LEAVES (2019) among others!
#mirasorvino #thestuff1985 #mimic1997 #romyandmicheleshighschoolreunion #thereplacementkillers #thefinalcut #fogofwar
#mirasorvino #thestuff1985 #mimic1997 #romyandmicheleshighschoolreunion #thereplacementkillers #thefinalcut #fogofwar
September 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Happy Birthday to actress Mira Sorvino from MIMIC (1997), THE FINAL CUT (2004), and BENEATH THE LEAVES (2019) among others!
#mirasorvino #thestuff1985 #mimic1997 #romyandmicheleshighschoolreunion #thereplacementkillers #thefinalcut #fogofwar
#mirasorvino #thestuff1985 #mimic1997 #romyandmicheleshighschoolreunion #thereplacementkillers #thefinalcut #fogofwar
Happy Birthday to voice-over actress Debi Derryberry from almost every cartoon show on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon!
#debiderryberry #nickelodeon #cartoonnetwork #sailormoon #jimmyneutron #toystory #monsterhigh
#debiderryberry #nickelodeon #cartoonnetwork #sailormoon #jimmyneutron #toystory #monsterhigh
September 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Happy Birthday to voice-over actress Debi Derryberry from almost every cartoon show on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon!
#debiderryberry #nickelodeon #cartoonnetwork #sailormoon #jimmyneutron #toystory #monsterhigh
#debiderryberry #nickelodeon #cartoonnetwork #sailormoon #jimmyneutron #toystory #monsterhigh
The Ted is spotted in his natural habitat!
September 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Ted is spotted in his natural habitat!
Happy Birthday to this person Kevin Sorbo from that Hercules show.
#kevinsorbo #hercules #herculesandxena
#kevinsorbo #hercules #herculesandxena
September 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Happy Birthday to this person Kevin Sorbo from that Hercules show.
#kevinsorbo #hercules #herculesandxena
#kevinsorbo #hercules #herculesandxena