Teddy
@teddyshoots.bsky.social
Me=🧠📚🖊👨🏾💻💲😮💨🤨🤷🏾♂️🙂↕️😝 + anime, sci-fi, and horror fan. Penis addict, 420ppbator & booty/hole lover -Not A Side! Fat & Black! NO under 🔞, blank pages and Random links! I do not have SNAP! NSFW!
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Teddy
@teddyshoots.bsky.social
· Dec 12
Blank profiles are blocked over here. I'm not in the mood for lurkers.
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Lately, I just been needing a hug tbh.
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Lately, I just been needing a hug tbh.
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I will never fucking forgive mainstream religion for pushing the narrative that homosexuality is a curse.
Never.
That shit is so damn diabolical. Just breaking folks souls in half out of ignorance and hate.
Never.
That shit is so damn diabolical. Just breaking folks souls in half out of ignorance and hate.
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I will never fucking forgive mainstream religion for pushing the narrative that homosexuality is a curse.
Never.
That shit is so damn diabolical. Just breaking folks souls in half out of ignorance and hate.
Never.
That shit is so damn diabolical. Just breaking folks souls in half out of ignorance and hate.
This south florida republican press conference from today SCREAMS DELUSIONAL and DESPERATION to have proximity to white supremacy 🙄.
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This south florida republican press conference from today SCREAMS DELUSIONAL and DESPERATION to have proximity to white supremacy 🙄.
Yeah.... I can do without the spider so far, mad annoying. The other characters are more interesting tho 🤷🏾♂️
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Yeah.... I can do without the spider so far, mad annoying. The other characters are more interesting tho 🤷🏾♂️
WEAPONS was still a TRASH ASS MOVIE!
a cheerleader wearing a green bow in her hair is smiling .
ALT: a cheerleader wearing a green bow in her hair is smiling .
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January 5, 2026 at 9:04 AM
WEAPONS was still a TRASH ASS MOVIE!
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Non Black ppl are making millions off Black AI created faces/bodies/content and you nxggas is just eating it up.
STOOOOOP!!!
STOOOOOP!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Non Black ppl are making millions off Black AI created faces/bodies/content and you nxggas is just eating it up.
STOOOOOP!!!
STOOOOOP!!!
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My cousins had me out drinking and smoking hookah last night and I am wore TF out today. I'm not built for that life anymore.
a cat is laying on the floor with the words because this is how i feel right now lol
ALT: a cat is laying on the floor with the words because this is how i feel right now lol
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January 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My cousins had me out drinking and smoking hookah last night and I am wore TF out today. I'm not built for that life anymore.
40 in April
How old yall turning in 2026?
I’ll be 35. 😳 Mid-Thirties is crazy seeing as though I’m a Teen parent.
I’ll be 35. 😳 Mid-Thirties is crazy seeing as though I’m a Teen parent.
January 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
40 in April
Absolutely! And they wonder why I be at home.
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Absolutely! And they wonder why I be at home.
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To this day chucky is THEE dumbest horror movie cause i would grab him by the foot abd beat and drag him on every hard surface before dismembering him and putting him on a bon fire.
Chucky would be afraid of me like them toys was afraid of Sid in toy story 1.
Chucky would be afraid of me like them toys was afraid of Sid in toy story 1.
Happy New Year 🎆🎊🎈 may it bring you something so electric ⚡️ you won’t need a toy 🧸
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
To this day chucky is THEE dumbest horror movie cause i would grab him by the foot abd beat and drag him on every hard surface before dismembering him and putting him on a bon fire.
Chucky would be afraid of me like them toys was afraid of Sid in toy story 1.
Chucky would be afraid of me like them toys was afraid of Sid in toy story 1.
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Hairy bodies are my weakness
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Hairy bodies are my weakness
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None of my boyfriends ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃᵈ wanna be my boyfriend
mario is taking a selfie with a cell phone .
ALT: mario is taking a selfie with a cell phone .
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January 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
None of my boyfriends ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃᵈ wanna be my boyfriend
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'I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie’
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
'I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie’
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I’d probably consider going to church if I could just show up, sing, and then leave. 😂
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I’d probably consider going to church if I could just show up, sing, and then leave. 😂
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The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game.
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game.
NO DEVIATIONS
Nope,
My political views are that Black people exist and deserve to continue to exist safely and peacefully, without debate, or qualification.
My political views are that gay and trans people exist and deserve to continue to exist safely and peacefully, without debate, or qualification.
My political views are that Black people exist and deserve to continue to exist safely and peacefully, without debate, or qualification.
My political views are that gay and trans people exist and deserve to continue to exist safely and peacefully, without debate, or qualification.
Serious question. Can you date someone with opposing political views as you? This is hard.🥴
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
NO DEVIATIONS
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Yes sex, gwak gwak 5000, being milked, yadda yadda yadda are all amazing.
But at the end of the day… niggas just be wanting hugs, cuddles, and forehead kisses.
But at the end of the day… niggas just be wanting hugs, cuddles, and forehead kisses.
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Yes sex, gwak gwak 5000, being milked, yadda yadda yadda are all amazing.
But at the end of the day… niggas just be wanting hugs, cuddles, and forehead kisses.
But at the end of the day… niggas just be wanting hugs, cuddles, and forehead kisses.
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share a cartoon you will always love
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
share a cartoon you will always love
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I’m just gonna say this. Anyone who voted and/or supports that man is complicit to all the atrocity he’s committed and committing.
“I didn’t know he was going to do that!”
You absolutely did. You chose racism and greed over a real positive change that you all called “the woke agenda” Fuck outta here
“I didn’t know he was going to do that!”
You absolutely did. You chose racism and greed over a real positive change that you all called “the woke agenda” Fuck outta here
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I’m just gonna say this. Anyone who voted and/or supports that man is complicit to all the atrocity he’s committed and committing.
“I didn’t know he was going to do that!”
You absolutely did. You chose racism and greed over a real positive change that you all called “the woke agenda” Fuck outta here
“I didn’t know he was going to do that!”
You absolutely did. You chose racism and greed over a real positive change that you all called “the woke agenda” Fuck outta here
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It’s been almost a year and I STILL can’t believe people reelected this stupid mother fucker
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
It’s been almost a year and I STILL can’t believe people reelected this stupid mother fucker
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Bitch you can’t even run the country you live in.
How sway????????????
How sway????????????
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Bitch you can’t even run the country you live in.
How sway????????????
How sway????????????
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Nancy Wheeler stayed my bish from beginning to end.
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Nancy Wheeler stayed my bish from beginning to end.