Teddy
@teddyshoots.bsky.social
Me=๐ง ๐๐๐จ๐พโ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คจ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ + anime, sci-fi, and horror fan. Penis addict, 420ppbator & booty/hole lover -Not A Side! Fat & Black! NO under ๐, blank pages and Random links! I do not have SNAP! NSFW!
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Teddy
@teddyshoots.bsky.social
ยท Dec 12
Blank profiles are blocked over here. I'm not in the mood for lurkers.
Well I hope he ready for a 2 piece combo ๐คฃ๐
Iโm too easily double-fistedโฆ
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Well I hope he ready for a 2 piece combo ๐คฃ๐
So I'm not alone. I am definitely self conscious about it and will apologize and grab a towel.
February 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
So I'm not alone. I am definitely self conscious about it and will apologize and grab a towel.
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Now I'm in my feelings again, damn.
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Now I'm in my feelings again, damn.
Hurt my feelings, cuz back in the day!!!
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Hurt my feelings, cuz back in the day!!!
I hope Tyra know this ANTM documentary got her looking real foul ๐ฌ.
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I hope Tyra know this ANTM documentary got her looking real foul ๐ฌ.
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February 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Y'all the gun and the knife???!!!!! Oh she's a dumb one fa real.
February 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Y'all the gun and the knife???!!!!! Oh she's a dumb one fa real.
The Strangers pt. 2
Me: Did this dummy bih just throw the gun away after one shot????
Me: Did this dummy bih just throw the gun away after one shot????
a little girl is crying in a doctor 's office .
ALT: a little girl is crying in a doctor 's office .
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February 16, 2026 at 6:40 AM
The Strangers pt. 2
Me: Did this dummy bih just throw the gun away after one shot????
Me: Did this dummy bih just throw the gun away after one shot????
Watching The Strangers pt 1
Me: y'all can't be this got damn DUMB!!!!!!!!!!???
Me: y'all can't be this got damn DUMB!!!!!!!!!!???
a woman in a blue jacket talks on a phone
ALT: a woman in a blue jacket talks on a phone
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February 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Watching The Strangers pt 1
Me: y'all can't be this got damn DUMB!!!!!!!!!!???
Me: y'all can't be this got damn DUMB!!!!!!!!!!???
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I'm open to dating a couple if y'all both are fine but if not please disregard this message.
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I'm open to dating a couple if y'all both are fine but if not please disregard this message.
This shit has always been weird.
Please stop looking dead in the camera while yโall fucking. You look so goofy.
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This shit has always been weird.
This is exactly why I WON'T STOP callin this shit out.
The big impact of your "little prompt" in ChatGPT
And imagine how even bigger the impact is with your prompt in Sora
And imagine how even bigger the impact is with your prompt in Sora
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
This is exactly why I WON'T STOP callin this shit out.
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Waste, fraud, and abuse.
ICE to spend $38.3 billion on detention centers across US, document shows reut.rs/3MdFNIl
ICE to spend $38.3 billion on detention centers across US, document shows
The plan states that the centers are necessary as ICE prepares for an expected surge of arrests in 2026 after the hiring of 12,000 more agents.
reut.rs
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Waste, fraud, and abuse.
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Can Victoria Monet sue this lady as a cheater brand or something? Her features were clearly created to mimic hers, and she chose the AI artist name as the same last name as Victoria? Come on.
The real girl is on the right apparently. This is ridiculous. Congress needs to act.
The real girl is on the right apparently. This is ridiculous. Congress needs to act.
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Can Victoria Monet sue this lady as a cheater brand or something? Her features were clearly created to mimic hers, and she chose the AI artist name as the same last name as Victoria? Come on.
The real girl is on the right apparently. This is ridiculous. Congress needs to act.
The real girl is on the right apparently. This is ridiculous. Congress needs to act.
I have legit wondered why this happens. Interesting.
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I have legit wondered why this happens. Interesting.
They truly were insufferable
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
They truly were insufferable
P.A.Bs. ๐๐ฝ
Congressional Democratic leaders are asking ICE to agree to reforms, promising to vote for $11 billion in funding for the agency if it does so.
ICE has every reason to concede to the demands โ then ignore them once the funding bill passes
#AbolishICE
ICE has every reason to concede to the demands โ then ignore them once the funding bill passes
#AbolishICE
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
P.A.Bs. ๐๐ฝ
Dc Young Fly Screaming GIF
ALT: Dc Young Fly Screaming GIF
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February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM