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fuzzylumpkins420
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i write weird stuff ⚡️
adding sum neo noir to my physical library (denise richards you will always be famous)

i haven’t seen hellmaster yet but i shall report my findings 🕵🏽‍♂️ #cultclassics
August 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
does anyone know of any guides that explain the ins and outs of building a home media server for cute thimbos like m’self?
August 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
get the crocs, baby, get the crocs
August 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
yesterday, revising a section of this story that’s been giving me grief: 🤬

today, powering through it and leaving a note for future/me to deal with: 😇
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
#gay 🥲
August 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#FlameCon was so slay
August 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hypertension doll 😛
two eggs and bacon on an everything bagel with an iced coffee 🥹
August 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i’ve been a little 🤫 lately because life is doing the gawk gawk on my sanity. but! i’ve been developing a few short works and i hope to start sharing them soon
July 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
giving everyone in the café a sound bath with my mechanical keyboard ^_−☆
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
just found out Hugo Weaving is Nigerian
April 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
just got elden ring (on console 🤭) and it only took two hours for me to feel spiritually devastated
April 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ik i have certain preferences for writing music but what the fuck is this
March 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
should i write a madame web retrospective
February 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
wow… this is just like that show veep 🫨
I still don’t understand what they need
February 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
adding gifs #onhere is kind of a nightmare. sometimes i want to employ my own finely-curated gif library because (if i can speak real) tenor is only useful for low-effort posting.
January 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
took a bestie to see mulholland drive last night and they were speechless ☺️
January 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
two eggs and bacon on an everything bagel with an iced coffee 🥹
January 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
*opens a productivity window to take care of health insurance stuff knowing damn well i'm gonna ignore that shit for two weeks*
January 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
omg tbt when i found this wig and my str8 coworker tried to f@$! me
January 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
crossposting from 📕

but i do wanna add that i’ve been spending more time on tumblr lately and it’s so slay tbh i missed it
January 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i just found out Mister World was a thing and the US contestant dressed up as steve fucking rogers sldkjals;j what kind of loser shit is this 😭
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
quietly exploring the healing benefits of diet coke
January 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
high-key hate how ppl are using the word “refugee” on 📕
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM