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tedward cullen
@tedbot.bsky.social
· Dec 17
lizzie borden did nothing wrong
Can Sam Altman get some eyebrow implants or something? I can’t believe I’m going to have to see pictures of that pennywise ass uggo for the coming decades
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Can Sam Altman get some eyebrow implants or something? I can’t believe I’m going to have to see pictures of that pennywise ass uggo for the coming decades
Please get rid of the filibuster. We can’t keep enabling Cory Booker pissing in a diaper. He’s a sick sick man. He is gonna keep pissing if we don’t do something
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Please get rid of the filibuster. We can’t keep enabling Cory Booker pissing in a diaper. He’s a sick sick man. He is gonna keep pissing if we don’t do something
Animal crossing team really said “here u go bb; love you”
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Animal crossing team really said “here u go bb; love you”
Honestly cvs maybe just delete your website and start from scratch
October 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Honestly cvs maybe just delete your website and start from scratch
Stephen king writes like someone who knows they’re going to die but doesn’t believe it
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Stephen king writes like someone who knows they’re going to die but doesn’t believe it
At least Hollywood has stopped trying to gaslight us into thinking Noah Centineo is a heartthrob
September 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
At least Hollywood has stopped trying to gaslight us into thinking Noah Centineo is a heartthrob
Emma Vigeland, Taylor Lorenz, Francesca Forentini: your unwavering support and defense of trans kids is meaningful and has meant a lot to me
September 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Emma Vigeland, Taylor Lorenz, Francesca Forentini: your unwavering support and defense of trans kids is meaningful and has meant a lot to me
Spotify is transphobic in a very specific way. The mobile devs know. And I know.
God knows.
God knows.
August 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Spotify is transphobic in a very specific way. The mobile devs know. And I know.
God knows.
God knows.
Feeling like an injured deer in a Dave and Buster’s
August 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Feeling like an injured deer in a Dave and Buster’s
Hot take: I think the world would be significantly different if parks and rec had replaced its love for Biden with love for Bernie Sanders
August 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hot take: I think the world would be significantly different if parks and rec had replaced its love for Biden with love for Bernie Sanders
Me and this random t boy on instagram have been active mutuals for almost a decade despite never even talking. Is this my husband? Ben slide in my dms it’s getting weird and dire over here
August 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me and this random t boy on instagram have been active mutuals for almost a decade despite never even talking. Is this my husband? Ben slide in my dms it’s getting weird and dire over here
I just felt better when I knew Taylor had Joe to ground her. I have had no parasocial crutches in years
August 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I just felt better when I knew Taylor had Joe to ground her. I have had no parasocial crutches in years
What’s that one air freshener that smells like sour crayons and why do people put it in their cars
August 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What’s that one air freshener that smells like sour crayons and why do people put it in their cars
You will never be her: engineer Kala
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You will never be her: engineer Kala
Cuomo should take this as an opportunity to fuck off forever
June 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Cuomo should take this as an opportunity to fuck off forever
Who the fuck is monterey jack
June 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Who the fuck is monterey jack
Thought experiment: Imagine someone driving a cybertruck.
I bet you imagined a man you fucking sexist piece of shit
I bet you imagined a man you fucking sexist piece of shit
May 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thought experiment: Imagine someone driving a cybertruck.
I bet you imagined a man you fucking sexist piece of shit
I bet you imagined a man you fucking sexist piece of shit
Why tonic water taste like that? He gay?
May 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why tonic water taste like that? He gay?
john fetterman you have two yil
May 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
john fetterman you have two yil
Shout out to Sutton and Barto… it’s cray that this shit works
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Shout out to Sutton and Barto… it’s cray that this shit works
The last of us show is a love letter to the game fucking fight me
April 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The last of us show is a love letter to the game fucking fight me
Man vs. self, man vs. nature, man vs. crybully Ethan Klein doxing them on his friends-for-hire, ego trip podcast
April 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Man vs. self, man vs. nature, man vs. crybully Ethan Klein doxing them on his friends-for-hire, ego trip podcast
Flower names go so hard. Morning glory? Forget me not?? Love-lies-bleeding???
April 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Flower names go so hard. Morning glory? Forget me not?? Love-lies-bleeding???
catherine o'hara always eats 🤌
April 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
catherine o'hara always eats 🤌