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Beth
@technicolorlady.bsky.social
If it’s queer, horror, sci-fi, crafts, kind, bookish, and clever; I’m in ✨
Have yet to meet a Build-A-Bear employee with any light behind their eyes.
May 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I think I would be happier if I was just stupider

Now taking suggestions on how to be happy while also conscious of everything
April 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Career back up option: become alt punk goth leftist Miss Rachel
April 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Do y’all think about craft as a form of resistance and art (traditionally women dominated arts such as
fiber arts specifically) and then remember Charlotte’s Web used her weaving and powerful vocabulary to save her friend from slaughter and start crying or do your meds work?
a cartoon of a spider with the words you are my one true friend below it
ALT: a cartoon of a spider with the words you are my one true friend below it
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April 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Motherhood unlocks a lot of new skills and sadly one is holding something in my hand and then suddenly it’s gone and I have no idea where it is and no amount of tearing apart my surroundings will make it reappear
April 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I can’t remember any Taylor Swift lyrics accurately or in their entirety but

I know all the words to Welcome to Duloc like a hymnal.
April 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just remembered one time at church camp they had us sing regular top 40 songs they could twist around into being about Jesus

For example, “One Thing” by Finger Eleven 😂
April 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
But damn if no one in this lifetime loves me so completely and unconditionally like that sweet dog 😭
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Waking up my senior dog every morning is truly more effort than waking my infant son at this point 😮‍💨
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Turns out my husband does not find it sexy or cute when I reply with “hell yeah brother” like a WWE wrestler so I guess it’s time to find a new fun phrase 😮‍💨
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Heavy is the crown on the head of the only person in a household who will eat leftovers. 😮‍💨
March 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How it feels to solo parent a rising toddler who won’t sleep through the night for 4 days straight
March 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just remembered years ago I asked my (now) spouse if I had dementia a la The Notebook style if he would force me to listen to our love story every day

And he said “Nah I’ll just show you all your favorite memes and internet videos and we can laugh together.” and that’s romance, baby 🥺💖🥰
March 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Wearing a hoodie that says “Fuck Them kids” to child’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese is a bold and wild choice.
March 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I yapped about my abortion story in a Chuck E Cheese tonight and that’s two things I never thought I would use in the same sentence but here we are!
March 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Rewatching Modern Family with my spouse and both of us realizing at the same time we are simply Mitch and Cam.
March 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A humbling moment is your phone asking for your passcode because it doesn’t recognize your smiling face 😮‍💨
March 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just got asked if I was an art teacher while I was getting something at Michael’s and if that ain’t peak crafty queer style 🎨🧶
March 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Going on hour 31 of having The Giver stuck in my head, Yee haw 🤠
March 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I need an astrology gay to explain the blood moon that’s happening tomorrow to me like I’m 5 because I feel like A Lot is happening and I’d like to blame the moon
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Mothman on the baby monitor 🦇✨
March 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And one last thing is I’m GONNA browse the merch table if there is one because I love a momento/tchochke 🥰
March 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
And another thing about me is I’m GONNA bitch you out if you are nasty to me for checking my phone when my babysitter texts me needing something 👹
March 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
One thing about is I’m GONNA tell you that you look pretty if we meet up in the bathroom at the intermission of a musical 🤩
March 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM